SpongeBob SquarePants/Headscratchers: Difference between revisions

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* Why does this show keep "[[Eversion|eversing]]"? [[Sugar Bowl]] one second, creepy show with realistic-like animation the next. Look, it looks cheerful but in the western animation [[Nightmare Fuel]] page, the show ''has its own page''. Are the writers huge dicks to be doing this so much?

* Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?

** Neither of them. Patrick ate it.

*** In this SpongeBob trivia book I read in third grade, it had a page that said Pearl took after her mother. Meaning Mr. Krabs' wife was a whale.

**** Well, if I said that Pearl was much smaller than a normal whale, that would be massively understating it. Maybe she got the size from her father.

***** More like Hot Krabby on Wailord Action.

** Maybe Pearl's mother was already pregnant with Pearl when she married Mr. Krabs.

* SpongeBob's favorite exclamation phrase is "Mother of Pearl!" Now let me ask, '''WHO THE HELL IS PEARL'S MOTHER?'''

** What '''really''' gets me is when ''Mr. Krabs'' uses the same phrase ...

*** Not really. I've heard it used as a minced oath for "Mother of God" before.

**** I've always thought that when someone says "Mother of Pearl" they were exclaiming it in surprise, because this "Mother of Pearl" doesn't exist. Perhaps the same goes for SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs?