SpongeBob SquarePants/Ho Yay: Difference between revisions

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* And whenever Patrick has a day off, Spongebob takes out his Ho Yay obsessions on Squidward. "Good night...''my little angel''."

* The episode "Artist Unknown" had Spongebob's explanation of his piece in a one-on-one art class taught by Squidward:

** Not to mention him going all sparkly eyed when he found out Squidward was the art teacher "You are the teacher?! To my pupil?! This isn't art class, it's heaven!"

* [[This Troper]] remembers the episode where Plankton wants Spongebob to be more assertive, and then manipulates him to drive everyone off of the beach to build a Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.

* A more recent episode (''10,000 Patties Under the Sea'') involving Patrick and Spongebob having to deliver patties to new customers had the two drifting off in a mini-submarine waving farewell to Mr. Krabs and Squidward. Spongebob enthusiastically says goodbye to Squidward seductively while twiddling his fingers [[Flamboyant Gay|in a feminine manner]]. Patrick points out that "[[Blazing Saddles|You said 'Bye Squidward' twice.]]" Spongebob responds "I ''like'' Squidward." in a gleeful way.

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFnoD0AQITM If this isn't Ho Yay, then I don't know what is.]

* For this troper, ''House Fancy'' was an exercise in Squilliam's general gayness. And that's not even counting how slashy he gets with the host of the show.

* I don't even want to guess how far it'll go in the upcoming episode guest-starring [[Johnny Depp]]. From the preview already:

** The commercial for that episode was more than just speculation, too. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfkTlLBpLA\]

*** This troper would just like to point out that when Patrick said "I kind of like staring at him" he slurs his words and the first time he said that it sounded like "I got hard staring at him".

* "That's No Lady", full stop. First of all, there's the obvious fact of [[Disguised in Drag|"Patricia"]] attracting Mr. Krabs and Squidward before [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|dropping a Bridget on them]], but there's also the fact that Spongebob apparently has a detailed schedule of daily activities to do with Patrick, including "Stare at Patrick". It's heavily implied (and outright ''stated'' after Patrick dolls himself up and he and Spongebob go walking together) that Patrick is Spongebob's supposed girlfriend. Not to mention at the end when Patrick tears off his disguise leaving him in the nude, Spongebob hugs a naked Patrick, takes out the schedule, and tells him "Hey buddy, what do you say we go home and get started on this list?" They then happily run out of the restaurant towards Spongebob's home.

* "Spy Buddies". When Patrick gets two-way radio pants, Spongebob goes right up to Patrick's butt crack to talk to Mr. Krabs. Then, the radio pants asks for a coin like a pay phone. Then, Spongebob raises a hand with a quarter and he and Patrick smiles.

** For those of you who didn't get it, coin slot is a word for butt crack. [[Brain Bleach]] is available in that vending machine.

* In the episode where Spongebob and Patrick steal a balloon, Spongebob performs rather elaborate fellatio on his candy bar. Somewhere, Freud is alive and smiling at this.

* Some from Squidward towards rival Squilliam, after telling himself to [[Imagine the Audience Naked|imagine him in his underwear]]: "[[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Oh no, he's hot]]!"

* From "Plankton's Army", paraphrased:

'''Plankton''': I like the sound of that. }}

* Does anybody remember the opening to that episode with Sandy's bosses. Y'know, the one where Spongebob gets that backscratcher. And starts scratching his back. While moaning. With music straight out of a porn video playing. Then Patrick gets a turn. And it turns out that he was using Spongebob's arm. So, consider this. If [[Freud Was Right]], and that backscratcher was a synonym for a 'prosthetic pleasure device' and Patrick ended up using Spongebob's arm, then does that mean...

* The episode "Giant Squidward" has a scene where Spongebob and Patrick share the same ice cream cone, both licking it rather exuberantly.

* The Valentines episode has Spongebob trying his darndest to think of the perfect way to "show his love" to Patrick... which involves him creating a giant chocolate heart-shaped balloon for him (with a picture of Patrick on the front of it) and having them watch it from the top of a Ferris wheel at a Valentine's Day Carnival. However, when Sandy is late getting the balloon to the carnival and Spongebob has to give Patrick a "friendly handshake" instead Patrick reacts with great disappointment and reacts like a psychotic jealous boyfriend upon finding out how many people had gotten valentines from Spongebob. As a result, he goes on a unstoppable rampage around the Carnival, and when the chocolate balloon finally arrives he calms down, happily bites into it and tells Spongebob (who are both now covered in chocolate) "Aww Spongebob you didn't have to get me anything."

'''Patrick''': (to Spongebob) "You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!" }}

* The episode "Dear Vikings" has Spongebob kiss Squidward on the nose.

* "Slide Whistle Stooges" has Spongebob and Patrick tie each other up in a rather big knot.

* "Spongicus" has Spongebob a little to eager to feed the sea lion the sausages that are around Patrick's neck.

* In "Model Sponge", Patrick's suggestion to get Spongebob out of his depression is to sit down and drink some "Liquid Sausage".

* In "Greasy Buffoons, Patrick can't stop licking Greasy Spongebob. OK, you can argue that he only wanted the grease, but still...

* There's an episode where Spongebob's obsession with Squidward becomes flanderized to the point that he turns his house into an exact replica of Squidward's. You even have Sponge breathing heavily, looking at Squidward through the window while they're on the phone when Squid says he's coming over to get his vacuum cleaner back.

* The entire episode "Squid In Love" was one huge dab of this for Spongebob and Squidward since Spongebob dressed in drag and acted like a lady towards him as a "pretend date" since Squidward is trying to learn how to date someone he loves. Spongebob is shown to clearly enjoy what he's doing. There is also the ending with Patrick dressing in drag.

* "Sponge-Cano". Spongebob saves Squidward's life, Squidward's house gets destroyed for the nth time. And when Squidward mourns not having a house...

'''Squidward''': Go away. [switches off the lights; the episode ends] }}

* "Sun Bleached" might have the best example of this. At the beginning of the episode, Patrick wears Spongebob ''as a swimsuit.''

* I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Patrick spots a guy in a jellyfish suit: "Wait, Jeffery Jellyfish! I have to touch you!" And at the end, Patrick can be seen dragging a rope-bound Jeffery away to Neptune knows where... "C'mon, Jeffery..."

** There's also Spongebob's obsession with Kevin.

'''Spongebob & Mr. Krabs''': ''This kitchen's not the same without you!'' }}

* And then there's the episode "Sailor Mouth" where Spongebob writes on a dumpster: Squidward smells...GOOD.

 

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