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* Eli's running commentary of the [[Apocalyptic Log]] in "Time", but particularly.
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'''Video!Eli''': Where are you going! You're crazy! He's crazy!
''[Cut back to the crew watching the video]''
'''Eli''': ''[turns to Rush]'' You are!
'''Rush''': ''[shrugs]'' }}
* Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this:
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'''Telford''': O__O
'''Scott''': Sir? Sir?
'''Telford''': *blink* }}
* In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to ''Destiny''." Hmm, that has a [[Everworld|certain ring to it]].
* Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help.
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'''Chloe''': Stratification!
'''Eli''': That's good.
'''Chloe''': Thank you. }}
** Counts as an ''in-universe'' CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room.
** Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship.
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'''Eli''': What are you, scared? ''*Greer gives him a stare*'' That was a joke. I'm sorry, I must have mistakenly thought we were on that level now. You know, friends who can kid each other like that? ''*Greer removes shades and switches to a full blown death stare*'' Please don't kill me? }}
** Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of {{spoiler|a spider attack}}, and having to explain it to Young.
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* O'Neill is good for these.
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'''O'Neill''': I know what makes ''me'' special. }}
* Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious ( which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team.
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'''Greer''': (deadpan) We will. }}
** Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?"
** Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny.
* Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation."
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'''Young''': "Turn the mic back on." -Winston Churchill }}
** Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"):
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* Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good"
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** In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in:
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*Sarcastically in unison*
'''Volker''' / '''Brody''': Yaaaay. }}
* The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny:
** "We... turned him purple."
** Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost.
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** Scott catching people watching ''[[South Park]]'' when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away:
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'''Eli''': Really? Funny, because there's a protein bar here that says you can't.
[''Scott runs off, everyone goes back to watching'' ''[[South Park]]''] }}
* When Brody attempts to turn off [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on.
** Also in "Hope", this little exchange in the medlab:
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[''Brody, TJ and Park try and fail to stifle their laughter.'']
'''Volker:''' Why is that funny? }}
* This:
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'''Eli:''' Thanks... You've been pretty consistent. }}
* Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming]].
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'''Eli:''' ...Futura.
'''Volker:''' ...what the hell kind of name is Futura?
'''Brody:''' What's wrong with Futura?
'''Eli:''' Well, they say that you ''(indicates Brody)'' came up with it. }}
** When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from.
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'''Everyone Else:''' ''(awkward silence)'' }}
** More Futura humor.
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'''Park:''' Isn't that a font?
'''Brody:''' Will you shut up about the name? }}
** The [[Pair the Spares]] moment.
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'''Chloe:''' You know...if you want to pursue that? }}
** One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody...complaining.
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