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* Eli's running commentary of the [[Apocalyptic Log]] in "Time", but particularly.
{{quote| ''[In the video, Rush runs off during a fire fight with alien creatures]''<br />
'''Video!Eli''': Where are you going! You're crazy! He's crazy!<br />
''[Cut back to the crew watching the video]''<br />
'''Eli''': ''[turns to Rush]'' You are!<br />
'''Rush''': ''[shrugs]'' }}
* Also in the episode "Earth", in the first glitch with the communication stones. Colonel Young is having sex with his wife, when suddenly he and Telford switch consciousness for a few seconds, right at *ahem* a very important part in the action. When they switch back again, it goes something like this:
{{quote| '''Scott''': Telford? Sir?<br />
'''Telford''': O__O<br />
'''Scott''': Sir? Sir?<br />
'''Telford''': *blink* }}
* In "Divided", the communication stones are used to bring a doctor from Earth. She becomes increasingly mortified by the weird conditions on the ship (alien venom as an anesthetic, a makeshift fiber optic camera made from a hovering camera ball, and the fact that the ship is being attacked). TJ simply responds, "Welcome to ''Destiny''." Hmm, that has a [[Everworld|certain ring to it]].
* Chloe tries to justify having picked up archeology to Colonel Young, with Eli's help.
{{quote| '''Eli''': Say something archaeological.<br />
'''Chloe''': Stratification!<br />
'''Eli''': That's good.<br />
'''Chloe''': Thank you. }}
** Counts as an ''in-universe'' CMOF, as their rather long and awkward string of justifications ends with Young chuckling to himself once they leave the room.
** Later on, Eli claims that he called Greer out for being afraid as a joke. Because he thought that they were on that level in their relationship.
{{quote| '''Greer''': I'm going to stay up here and cover your backs.<br />
'''Eli''': What are you, scared? ''*Greer gives him a stare*'' That was a joke. I'm sorry, I must have mistakenly thought we were on that level now. You know, friends who can kid each other like that? ''*Greer removes shades and switches to a full blown death stare*'' Please don't kill me? }}
** Same episode, when the away team have to call in a rescue team due to the aftermath of {{spoiler|a spider attack}}, and having to explain it to Young.
{{quote| '''Scott''': {{spoiler|It was a sizable spider, sir.}}}}
* O'Neill is good for these.
{{quote| '''Telford''': What makes us so special?<br />
'''O'Neill''': I know what makes ''me'' special. }}
* Greer vs. Alien Fruit. Both times ("Justice" and "Faith"). The first time, he pretends the "alien sweet potato" tastes delicious ( which was a little too generous). The second time, he eats a completely random fruit to the horror of the rest of the off-world team.
{{quote| '''TJ''': We don't even know if it's poisonous!<br />
'''Greer''': (deadpan) We will. }}
** Greer vs. Alien Wildlife. "Is it something we can barbecue?"
** Then again, in "The Hunt": Greer and Varro are carrying a wounded corporal back to the gate. They suddenly see a "space deer". Next scene: "Becker's Barbecue" on Destiny.
* Eli and Young's exchange about the returning crew members' explanation in "Visitation."
{{quote| '''Eli''': "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke<br />
'''Young''': "Turn the mic back on." -Winston Churchill }}
** Apparently, Young starts to get how to make Eli understand what he wants (from "Resurgence"):
{{quote| '''Young''': (about how Eli should send a signal to an alien ship) "Ancient, English, Bat-Signal, and whatever else you've got."}}
* Volker on seeing the alien ship in "The Greater Good"
{{quote| '''Volker''': (deadpan) "New friends. Yay."}}
** In a later episode, when Rush dryly comments on their status, Brody joins in:
{{quote| '''Rush''': Well at least we have a full tank of gas.<br />
*Sarcastically in unison*<br />
'''Volker''' / '''Brody''': Yaaaay. }}
* The Kino mini-episodes can be full of funny:
** "We... turned him purple."
** Eli taking a Kino on a tour of the ship and getting lost.
{{quote| '''Eli''': And this room is... *looks around in confusion* I don't think I've been in here before... *wanders off camera*}}
** Scott catching people watching ''[[South Park]]'' when they should be exercising, and how they get him to go away:
{{quote| '''Scott''': [About running two miles] I can do it under 23 minutes.<br />
'''Eli''': Really? Funny, because there's a protein bar here that says you can't.<br />
[''Scott runs off, everyone goes back to watching'' ''[[South Park]]''] }}
* When Brody attempts to turn off [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] in "Hope", the Numa Numa song comes on.
** Also in "Hope", this little exchange in the medlab:
{{quote| '''Park:''' Still a lot of potential post-operative drawbacks. Infection, high blood pressure, erec..tile..dys..function...(trails off)<br />
(beat)<br />
[''Brody, TJ and Park try and fail to stifle their laughter.'']<br />
'''Volker:''' Why is that funny? }}
* This:
{{quote| '''Rush:''' You've come a long way from the videogame slacker I met one year ago.<br />
'''Eli:''' Thanks... You've been pretty consistent. }}
* Pretty much the entirety of "Common Descent" and "Epilogue," at least the parts that weren't [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning Moments Of Heartwarming]].
{{quote| '''Volker:''' What's Rush's country called? ''Rushia?''<br />
'''Eli:''' ...Futura.<br />
'''Volker:''' ...what the hell kind of name is Futura?<br />
'''Brody:''' What's wrong with Futura?<br />
'''Eli:''' Well, they say that you ''(indicates Brody)'' came up with it. }}
** When everyone realizes where Yaozu's little words of wisdom come from.
{{quote| '''Yaozu:''' "It is easier to know where you are going if you know where you have been." Eli Wallace.<br />
'''Everyone Else:''' ''(awkward silence)'' }}
** More Futura humor.
{{quote| '''Volker:''' Maybe ''Futura'' helped.<br />
'''Park:''' Isn't that a font?<br />
'''Brody:''' Will you shut up about the name? }}
** The [[Pair the Spares]] moment.
{{quote| '''Eli:''' Me and...Private Barnes?<br />
'''Chloe:''' You know...if you want to pursue that? }}
** One of the last Kino recordings is of Brody...complaining.
{{quote| '''Brody:''' [[Grumpy Old Man|All these kids...running around, dancing. Always dancing. Tearing up my lawn! When I was a kid, people had respect--]] ''(recording shuts off)''}}
 
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