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** In the stinger for one episode, Barry asks if it's a closed set. When told yes, he then asks who's getting naked, him or the cameraman. When the cameraman says "Both.", he spittakes.
** In "Highland Anxiety", Barry starts bidding everyone up, making a comment about scaring all the fish out of the buying pool. Then Dave starts bidding.
{{quote| '''Barry''': "Oh man. Not the barracuda!"}}
** In "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner", Barry goes to get chicken sunglasses appraised. He takes his chicken car. In the stinger, he's eating fried chicken in the chicken car.
** Barry and Stewart Copeland goof off with the drum set Barry purchased in the stinger for "Don't Bid So Close to Me".
** Barry and Dan pick on Brandon, claiming he's wearing a wire, in the stinger for "Stairway to Hemet".
** In "Live and Let Bid", Barry arrives to the auction dressed in ''all green''. A decidedly Irish tune is even played as he arrives, and several jokes follow.
{{quote| '''Jarrod''': "All I wanna know is, where's your pot of gold?"<br />
'''Barry''': "In one of these lockers!" }}
* In the stinger for "Enemy of My Enemy" Dave is kidding around with one of the lighting systems he had appraised, acting like Dan the auctioneer.
{{quote| '''Dave''': "I don't have much of a life."}}
* "Gambler's Last Resort" had the men around the blackjack table, teasing Barry (who had no luck with there or the auctions, the narrator implies) at the end.
** Dave asks, "So Barry, do you feel like an entrepreneur?" Barry quips, "More like a pile of manure."
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* In "Pay the Lady" when Laura takes over for a sick Dan conducting the auctions, Jarrod comments that he didn't know she could talk that fast too and wonders if they have fights like that at their home. "Over in a second."
* In "Buyers on the Storm", opening bids are being accepted for a locker. Jarrod offers $100. Without missing a beat, Dan replies with "Bless your cheap heart." Later, Dan interrupts Dave's rather long [[Catch Phrase|"YUUUUUUUUUUUP!"]].
{{quote| '''Dave''': "I didn't even get to finish my yup!"}}
* "Melee in the Maze" has Brandi (then unknown to the other bidders) come to the auction with Jarrod. She bids on a locker, and just as Dan goes to call her the winner, Jarrod asks who has the bid. In response, Dan deadpans, "Your wife." While Jarrod, having given the game away, laughs in the background, Darrell and Dave's reactions are priceless.
{{quote| '''Darrell:''' [[Big "What?"|What?]]<br />
'''Dave:''' She's Jarrod's ''wife''? }}
* The stinger for "Not Your Average Bear" has Darrell embarrass the heck out of himself when he thinks that an older gentleman nearby is Barry in disguise. It isn't.
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** When the locker's put back up for auction, Brandi bids on it with a loud [[Catch Phrase|"YUUUUUUUP!"]], cracking up Jarrod.
* Jarrod and Brandi argue over locker price caps a lot. An example, from "Skullduggery":
{{quote| '''Jarrod''': "I can do this all day. I know how to count to 20!"<br />
'''Brandi''': "I'll kidney punch your ass." }}
* After Dave makes certain remarks about Barry's psychic friends in "Midnight in the Gardena Good and Evil", Darrell replies with, "That was offensive. Who [[Sound Effect Bleep|*bleep*]] in your Wheaties?"