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** Angry Joe's walk down the street to kick off the film on a high note!

** Film Brain's manic grin throughout.

*** Which basically implies they were ALL dumb enough to fall for the "free car" trick.

** Ma-Ti appears in the following scene with his free car slip. [[Mind Screw|...When he never got one to begin with.]] When the Critic calls him on that, he just throws away the slip and carries on.

'''Spoony:''' "While we're a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a ''real'' reward."

'''Critic:''' "Exactly!" }}

{{quote|'''Subtitles:''' "Greetings unattractive mortals. I am Arwen, daughter of King what's-his-name from those Matrix movies."

'''Boys:''' "What?!"

'''Luke:''' What are you talking aboot?<br />

'''Film Brain:''' [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|It's "about", YOU TWAT!]] }}

* "And on a lighter note, the president has been shot."

* After Linkara and Spoony nearly get into [[Ham-to-Ham Combat]]: "Save it for Broadway!"

* When the Critic says magic doesn't exist, Linkara has to be held back.

** And 8 Bit Mickey when the Critic notes the Peter Pan costume is a little [[Man Child|too accurate for him]].

* Everyone leaving when the Critic turns his back:

{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': If you don't join me you're all fired.

* "Get a job, hippies!"

* Bennet's entrance. Not in his costume, his first appearance at the Critic's meeting. He's just suddenly ''there'', holding the map that was in the Critic's hand only seconds earlier.

 

 

** Said gibberish includes, among other things, lyrics from "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies, "When I See An Elephant Fly" from Dumbo and "Jai Ho".

** And then she [[Mood Whiplash|punches the Puppeteer in the face.]]

** He even slights the ''[[Old World of Darkness]]'' [[LARP]] community in the process! And then when the lead Cloak finally gets fed up, he causes the screen to darken!

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' Okay if that's the way you want to play it, [[Serious Business|I'm simply going to have to report you to the game master, you guys are in serious trouble. You'll never play this game again.]]}}

* Benzaie moving into attack Cat/the Puppeteer.

{{quote|I will crush the pussy!}}

** Handsome Tom: I'm Willow. (gets punched)

* Benett and the Critic fighting over who gets to give Lupa mouth to mouth.

* "Well, way to puss out Lupa."

* "The path to enlightenment is the enlightenment of the path." "Yes, and the way to pain is to nail you in the nads."

{{quote|'''Paw/Angry Joe (in unison)''': HOLY SHIT!}}

* The Snob explaining why he uses a belt instead of the whip. And [[Jew Wario]]'s reaction.

{{quote|'''Angry Joe''': Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lawyer.}}

* Brad and [[Marz Gurl]] doing the scene from the end of ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|The Last Crusade]]'' where Indiana Jones tries to grab Elsa's hand while she reaches for the holy grail. Marz slides down the slide, of course completely safe. Cue Brad's deadpan "Yeah, this is kinda silly".

* "Prepare to meet Kali...IN HELL!"

* The disgruntled mother and her daughter. That is all.

'''Mickey''': Thanks, Ma-Ti. What more could a...goatfucker ask for. }}

*** With the implication that as pissed as he was about it, Mickey would still rather have people think he has a goat fetish than let Ma-Ti join the quest.

* Film Brain shoving Luke out of the way while grinning like a madman.

* Luke trapping one of The Cloaks in a slide

{{quote|'''Trapped Cloak''': This slide was not made for the husky gentleman!}}

* Spoony failing as Gandalf:

{{quote|'''Spoony''': [[You Shall Not Pass]]!

{{spoiler|'''Suede'''}} (deadpan): Ah, I am defeated, let's get out of here. }}

** {{spoiler|Lupa's lack of reaction to Suede's return, lampshading a good chunk of the viewers who have no idea who he is and looking annoyed while everyone else is happy to have him back.}}

** Jaffers's friend in general: "You looking for the quest thing? It's over there."

* Quoth the Nostalgia Chick: "Ooooooh, whozyadaddy, whozyadaddy, whozyadaddy."

** The sulking at her montage not working this time.

** The montage including her doing the macarena.

* Film Brain {{spoiler|being so annoying that he managed to literally drive off the other cloaks.}}

{{quote|'''Film Brain:''' Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! [[The Load|Can one of you carry me?]]<br />

''(Cut to Cloak #2 carrying Film Brain [[Bridal Carry|bridal-style]] while he prattles on.)''<br />

{{quote|'''Cloak 1:''' Look, a butterfly.

'''Film Brain:''' WHERE?! }}

* The Cloaks distracting Film Brain by asking him what his favorite tree is.

{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]]:''' We had a car? Why were we walking the whole time?}}

* The absolute ''fury'' in {{spoiler|Malachite's}} voice when he lists a bunch of TV shows and gets to: '''[[Glee]]'''

'''Jaffers:''' "No, I still gotta kill you."

'''NC:''' "Of course." }}

* Phelous revealing that {{spoiler|his [[Becoming the Mask]] was just him playing a character the whole time.}}

* "Expecto My Fist!"

** Which was all a [[Throw It In]].

* Brad's cheerfully BS excuse to get inside the last location.

* Todd and Paw's [[Combination Attack]].

{{quote|'''Todd''': [[Batter Up]]!

* Mickey and Tom's attempt at a [[Fastball Special]].

* "I find that quite vexing." *punch*

* For this troper, it was the fact that the battle used shaky cam and using the sound effect for swords parrying. It just made the fight look more cinematic and hilariously serious.

* The moment in the swordfight when Linkara just decides "Oh, Screw This!" and pulls out his magic gun.

** {{spoiler|Todd cremating the body. [[Noodle Incident|We're also probably better off not knowing how he did it.]]}}

*** {{spoiler|And we see him holding a cigarette lighter when this is mentioned.}}

** How about the fact that the entire thing is an almost play-by-play homage to Spock's funeral in ''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|The Wrath of Khan]]''?

*** Including a twist on the "needs of the many" line:

 

== Extras ==

{{quote|'''Cameraman''': ''(panning down to Link!Doug's legs)'' Hey, Doug! Put your legs over here; I need a white balance.

''(Everyone else laughs)''

{{quote|'''FB''': There's something you don't see every day.}}

** Todd doing Souljuh Boy!

** After hearing Linkara talk about how they pretty much never agreed on whether to refer to the teams by numbers or letters, it's pretty funny to hear Benzaie calling them "Team 1" and "Team B" without a hint of irony.

* Spoony's commentary with most of the other reviewers have some funny moments.

** Linkara's killer impression of Cat's "I demand respect!"

** Linkara noting that, given all the comments about Team 2's scenes being much better than Team 1's, their [[Big Damn Heroes]] at the climax is symbolic of how they rescued the movie.

** Iron Liz referring to [[You Can Play This|Jew Wario]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|deflecting one of the cloaks' blast with his groin]] as being "Cock-blocked".

** Linkara notes that the "I'm Willow" [[Running Gag]] could actually work as a reference to how not many people these days have seen the film, and would need those reminders.

** Brad's comments about how most of the time his [[Indiana Jones]] lines don't make any sense. "I'm going to go up to someone I just saw punch someone into the sun and tell him he betrayed a deity he probably never heard of. That'll work!" "Shiva? But that's my highest deity! How could this happen?"

** Them having a good laugh at people who took [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vlLfQ9oGao this video] seriously.

** Discussing on people who thought Phelous was playing "syphilis".

*** "Dear Doug Walker! Malachite would not know about the Power Glove!"

** The masked man being [[The Amazing Atheist|The Distressed Watcher]] instead of [[That Dude in the Suede]], an alternate version of the scene were Doug just chops Suede's head off and then the mask comes out and Phelous not caring that he's back and only caring about his friends dying, with Brad wanting him to show respect.

** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] chasing Rob around, trying to beat him with Doug's hat.

{{quote|'''Rob:''' [[Futurama|Woobwoobwoobwoob]]<br />

* Several commentaries mention a fan who suggested that during the scene with Team 2 trying to get into Lisa's house, the Snob should have done the "Here to view the tapestries" routine from ''Last Crusade''. Now Doug and Rob really wish they'd thought of it.

* Sage in the Behind-the-Scenes DVD featurette in his Aslan costume, saying, "I feel like I'm being pooped out of a moose."

 

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