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* Richard, an overweight, hairy, gay man walking around naked on his birthday ("in his birthday suit" as Sean put it) while laughing at everyone being uncomfortable with it. What's not to laugh at?
* Richard's obnoxious, hammy rendition of ''99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall'' during the Episode 11 Immunity Challenge. Everyone is [[Cringe Comedy|extremely uncomfortable with it]], especially Rudy(due to a bit of [[Manipulative Editing]], it's made to look like he dives off the platform just to get away from him), and when Richard finally reaches his crescendo, he falls backward into the ocean which cheers everyone up.
{{quote| '''Richard''': Sorry to leave you (all) without my music.}}
 
 
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* During the family visit challenge, Rob has to... eat farafu.
* The [[DVD Commentary]] for the finale. Highlights include Rob and Jenna getting into a heated debate over whether or not Jenna would have beaten Rob in the Final Two (to the point that [[Closer to Earth|Amber]] cuts in and tells them to change the subject), and all four of the commentators snarking at the various jury speeches:
{{quote| '''Lex:''' ''[kicking off his speech]'' "It's just a game..."<br />
'''Commentary!Jenna:''' "Right."<br />
'''Commentary!Rob:''' "He could've just said that, stopped there, and saved us all a lot of time."<br />
''[later]''<br />
'''Kathy:''' "I get it, I get it..."<br />
'''Commentary!Rob:''' "I don't think she gets it." }}
 
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== ''Palau'' ==
* James Miller, full stop.
{{quote| "Come on!"}}
 
 
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* Jaime playing a hunk of wood, after talking about how she "Isn't as dumb as she looks". No one could look that dumb Jaime.
* James Clement, full stop. Especially with that "hunk of wood":
{{quote| "But there's ''no way'' this dummy grabbed the wrong one!"}}
 
 
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* The tribal council in ''Gabon'', wherein Randy played a fake hidden immunity idol and got voted out. But ''before'' that, Crystal had walked up to the [[Confession Cam]], said, "You have made my life, hell, from day, ''ONE''. Forget you! Go home! Goodbye!" while voting for Randy... and had spoken loud enough everyone at tribal council ''heard her'', including Randy! ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_S0uxBX9LE see it all here])
** And when he went to cast his jury vote?
{{quote| [[Call Back|ALL THREE OF YOU! KISS! MY!! ''ASSSS!!!'']]}}
 
 
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* At the Villains camp, Rob and Sandra are discussing how to make shelter. The conversation goes like this: "Well, we could make a nice roof with those fronds on the top of that tree. However, it looks pretty windy and dangerous up there. You'd have to be psychotically over-confident to try to cli-... Hey, wait... Let's ask Coach to do it."
** After Coach inevitably fails:
{{quote| '''Rob''': From the hero to the zero? More like from the villain to the never was!}}
* During the Episode 2 Immunity/Reward Challenge, Randy suggests for his tribe to do the following with the heavy crates they were pushing:
{{quote| '''Randy''': Roll it over Rupert's toe.}}
* At the reunion: runner-up Parvati is seated between Russell and Sandra. Just look at Parvati's body language whenever they argue. For example:
** With a straight face, Russell says, "Let me tell you how good I am!" Without missing a beat, Parvati drops into a sulking stance.
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* Russell said he plays the game with "Trust". This is coming from '''''RUSSELL HANTZ''''' - someone who sociopathically bullied his way through the game without regards for how others saw him, betrayed almost every single person he aligned himself with... did he even ''watch'' the seasons he competed in?
* Ralph, upon finding the hidden immunity idol:
{{quote| "Simple as wipin' yer hiney with toilet paper!"}}
* Julie hiding Philip's shorts just to screw with him.
* Stephanie: "Your other left, Ralph!"
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* In ''South Pacific'', the first Redemption Island Duel starts. Semhar begins by going on a rhyme... and Probst just stands there and looks at her like she's crazy.
* In episode two, this exchange:
{{quote| '''Brandon''': (Referring to her game play) Parvati has screwed many a man.<br />
'''Coach''': [[Deadpan Snarker|That's for sure.]] }}
* After getting news that Stacey insisted on calling him "Benjamin" at the Redemption Island Duel, he [[Berserk Button|goes on a rant]] about it, insisting that he makes even his ''parents'' call him Coach.
* Recap shows rarely have funny moments... but when Cochran mimics Keith, they even ''cut to footage of Keith'' and dubbed Cochran's voice over his own.
* The [[Gilligan Cut]] at the beginning of a post-merge episode:
{{quote| '''Ozzy''': ''(to Cochran, referring to the duel)'' Everyone has a chance!<br />
'''Ozzy''': ''(confessional)'' [Cochran] doesn't have a chance. }}
* Albert lays around the camp while Edna does laundry. Edna turns around for ''one'' minute and Albert had managed to knock down the laundry ''and'' put out the fire.
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* During a confessional, a bug flies into Kat and interrupts her thoughts.
* During a memory reward challenge, Troyzan and Kat must memorize six items that were placed on a shelf. Troyzan ''immediately'' shuts it without letting Kat get a good luck at it and just places random items up. This goes on ''seven times'', during which there is a lot of [[Jump Cut]]-ing.
{{quote| Jeff: No [[Jump Cut]] Wrong [[Jump Cut]] No [[Jump Cut]] Wrong. This is your ''SEVENTH TIME''. }}
 
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