Swamps Are Evil/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|Other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I did it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. That one sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That [[Critical Failure|burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp]].|'''The Swamp King''', [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]}}

 

'''Zaulia''': [[Better to Die Than Be Killed|They're for those who would rather take their own lives than be destroyed by the creatures of the mire]].<br />

'''Eddie''': See? A service for travelers!|[[Brutal Legend]]}}

 

'''Gollum:''' All dead. All ''rotten''. Elves and Men and Orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes...yes, yes, that is their name. This way. ''Don't follow the lights''. Careful now...or hobbits go down to join the dead ones, and light little candles of their own.|''[[The Lord of the Rings]]: The Two Towers'', film version}}