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How does one describe THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE? Hmm, tough. The best description would probably be a slightly [[Lighter and Softer]] version of [[Comics Nix]]; while his stories generally lack explicit sexual content, they're just as insane and misspelled. And if you were looking for accurate, faithful depictions of a work and its characters? [[OOC|Look]] [[Out of Character|elsewhere.]] TPPE's material consists mostly of:
* Nonsensical ''[[Sly Cooper]]'' crackfics relying mostly on [[Refuge in Vulgarity]], including [[Cluster F-Bomb|cluster F bombs]], [[Groin Attack|groin attacks]], and <s> Murray</s> [[Butt Monkey|"Murry"]] being either made fun of for being "fat and retarded", brutally killed, or both.
* Death fics simply titled [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|"(character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death"]], which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are [[Bloody Hilarious|brutally]] [[Gorn|dismembered]] by a [[Comedic Sociopath|serial killer]] named [[Card-Carrying Villain|Evil]] Inspector Andy. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe the their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a [[Seinfeld|"gay accent"]] sound like? What's a [[House MD|"dr accent"]]? How about a [[Psychonauts (Video Game)|"Big-Head accent"]]? A [[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants|"retard accent"]] A [[Garfield|"cat accent"]]?)
 
It's a strong possibility that TPPE is a [[Troll Fic|troll]] (he all but admitted it in ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3281580/1/Believe Believe]''). But he's certainly...''interesting''.
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=== Stories: ===
* ''[[Indiana Jones Dot Com (Fanfic)|Indiana Jones Dot Com]]''
* ''[[Red Dead Redemption but Withwith A Good Ending (Fanfic)|Red Dead Redemption but With Aa Good Ending]]''
 
=== Tropes: ===
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* [[Anachronism Stew]]: John Marston plays a Playstation 3, makes a jetpack, drives a Ferrari, plays basketball, and plays X-Box 360 in [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending].
* [[An Aesop]]: ''Crack Is Wack'' and ''Sly Gets Wasted''.
* [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms]]: Shows up often - including [[The Phantom Menace|Jar-Jar Binks]] masturbating to [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Jabba the Hutt]].
* [[The Bad Guy Wins]]: Evil Inspector Andy almost always succeeds in killing his targets and getting away with it.
* [[Beige Prose]]: His writing is ''very'' simplistic.
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* [[Crack Fic]]: That's putting it mildly.
* [[Digital Piracy Is Evil]]: ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3696053/1/Sly_Makes_A_Bootleg_DVD_And_Goes_To_Jail Sly Makes A Bootleg DVD And Goes To Jail]''.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: In "The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed", [[Star Wars|Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu]] brutally kill [[Alien Scrappy|Jar-Jar Binks]], all because they caught him [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms|masturbating]].
* [[Freaky Friday Flip]]: ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3725427/1/Sneaky_Saturday Sneaky Saturday]''.
* [[Evil Twin]]: Bently's brother (Or Cousin?), "Nently" from [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3871406/1/Cooper_Makes_Hunting_Legalized Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized] and [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist].