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* [[Ax Crazy]]. [[Mark Twain|Twain]] and [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]] [[Depending On the Writer]].

* [[Captain Obvious]]. "Need to get somewhere? Why not use transportation?"

* [[Choose Your Own Adventure]]

* [[Cool Airship]]. The Sex Blimps. Just make sure to watch your step whilest boarding them.

* [[Fake Advertisement]]

* [[Historical Villain Upgrade]]. Pablo Picasso is always in a bad mood, beats up rainclouds, and constantly threatens to chop up people "into leetle cubes!"

* [[Informed Ability]] and [[Informed Flaw]]. Not only can Snake 'n' Bacon carry on a conversation, they apparently also have a lot of attitude. Pretty impressive considering that Snake can only say "Sssss" and Bacon can only recite preparation instructions.

* [[Ninja Pirate Robot Zombie]]. Drunken Pirate District Attorney!

* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]. Averted. [[Mickey Rourke]], [[The Monkees]], [[Buzz Aldrin]], [[NSYNC]], [[William Howard Taft|President Taft]], and [[Michael Caine]] appear.

** Pagus, [[Jesus]]'s half brother does an [[Evil Laugh]] whenever eggs are painted.

* [[Super Window Jump]]. As done by The Bittern and Jungle Princess.

{{quote| Quoth the raven: '''Lights Out!'''}}

* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway]] The Mannister can turn into a banister.