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** The end of the Demoman's video. He spends the video yelling about how dangerous his job is (''"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of Potassium Chlorate, one errant twitch! And KABLOOIE!"''), getting drunk, and delivering lines like "I'm a black Scottish cyclops!" We see him prepping a bunch of stickybombs for a big team of enemies, while his interview self delivers this line on top of the sequence: "So, t'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!" *the enemy team passes through the door, and the Heavy [[Oh Crap|sees the bombs]] as the Demoman waves at him* *mass stickybomb explosion, gibbing the entire enemy team* "Oh, the're goin' ta have to glue yew back together. IN HELL!"
** Some of the Demoman's Domination lines are definitely this.
{{quote| " Go to hell!'' And tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!''"<br />
"And so begins my thousand year reign of blood!"<br />
"Aye, if you've come looking for trouble, lad, [[Badass|ya found it."]]<br />
"Lot of good that soldier trainin' did ya; [[Drunken Master|I'm Drunk!]]<br />
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*** The stabbing is in rhythm with the Team Fortress closing theme music.
** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE Meet the Sandvich] video (yes, Meet the Sandvich video) is one big CMOA and [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMOF]]. The view is from the inside of the refrigerator as the Heavy opens the door and grabs the sandvich. You only ever see the inside of the fridge from BLU spy's point of view while all the action takes place.
{{quote| '''The Scout:''' OhmygodOhmygodOHMYGOD! My blood! He punched out '''ALL MY BLOOD!'''<br />
'''The Soldier:''' You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if <'''''CRACK!'''''> ''AAAAAGGHHHH my spine!!!''" }}
*** Not to mention some of [http://www.tf2.com/post.php?id=1889 the rejected lines]:
{{quote| '''The Scout:''' "Gimme back my leg bone. <CRUNCH> NO don't hit me with it!" <br />
'''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me?! Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!" <br />
'''The Scout:''' He's like a big shaved bear that hates people! }}
*** The Heavy standing in the middle of a battlefield ''eating his sandwich'' (er, sandvich) while there's the usual chaos going on around him.... Just awesome.
**** If you watch closely, it's the EXACT same sequence as the one in Meet the Heavy. The only difference is what the Heavy is doing; everything in the background in the pan-around is the same. This is possible because these movies are done in the Source engine.
** Meet the Medic's end scene.
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''The Heavy:''' Doktor! Are you sure this vill vork?!}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''The Medic''': Ha ha...[[Indy Ploy|I have NO IDEA!]]}} }}
** The Heavy's glorious scene at the end: {{spoiler|''"[[Oh Crap|HAHAHAHAA, I AM BOOLLET-PROOFF]]!!"''}}
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== Comics and Other Supplemental Material ==
* Near the end of the [http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/12.html Engineer Comic.] Engi's been his usual friendly, quiet self up until he is physically threatened, at which point he calmly dishes out the largest amount of badassery yet seen in the canon, in a single sentence:
{{quote| '''Engineer:''' I appreciate that you're my employer, and an old man besides... but if you don't take your [[Precision F-Strike|goddamn]] hands off me [[Beware the Nice Ones|I will break you in HALF]].}}
** Made even more awesome in that the Engineer is being ''electrocuted'' when he's saying this.
* The Smissmas update brings us {{spoiler|1=[http://www.teamfortress.com/asmissmasstory/?p=8 BLU team vs Old Nick]}}.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag&fmt=18 ... And here's a collection of some lines that the Scout will spout out] when Dominating an enemy.
** From the Demoman to the Engineer, there's
{{quote| [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/53/Demoman_dominationengineer05.wav "Go on and build more o' yer little guns.] '''I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!"'''}}
*** Because who hasn't wanted to say that to a especially pesky Engy?
** When the [[The Big Guy|Heavy]] captures a control point, there's a defiant
{{quote| '''[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/61/Heavy_autocappedcontrolpoint03.wav "Come, take it back!"]'''}}
*** He's just ''daring'' the enemy team to challenge him.
* Thanks to the Polycount Update, the Sniper is implied to have killed a crocodile and made two hats and a functional shield out of it's teeth and hide.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp8LM2me4g This video] proves that the Sticky Jumper, a weapon that deals absolutely no damage to anyone, is incredibly awesome in the right hands.
** I think his teammate's quote puts it better than we ever can.
{{quote| "Damn, Gravy. Leave some for the rest of us."}}
** The later exchange works, too.
{{quote| '''Teammate 1:''' Shit! I didn't even see anybody!<br />
'''Teammate 2:''' Gravy got all of them. }}
* [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2059062 This thread on the Steam forums] tells of one player's complaints of an enemy Sniper using an aimbot hack. Everyone in the server is pissed off at this hacker because he gets perfect headshots every single time, in rapid succession. So what the player do? Put on his "Croc-O-Style" set, an item set that lets a Sniper survive headshots with one HP left. And since the enemy aimbot can only do headshots, the player is now technically immune to headshots. The player then proceeds to dominate the hacker. The hacker switches to Spy, fails horribly, and then ragequits. [[And There Was Much Rejoicing]]!