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Over the years, [[Valve]] has added a lot of new content to keep ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]]'' going. As a result, each class has received a lot of [[BFG|guns]], [[Power-Up Food|food]], and even [[Urine Trouble|jars of urine]] to bring to the battlefield. In order of the class selection menu, here's what the team has:
 
'''Note:''' The names of promotional items are in {{color|green|green}}.
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** [[Home Run Hitter]]: The killtaunt for the Sandman.
** Nerf: The Sandman is infamous within the community for the various patches that tried to balance the weapon, which has been more or less a roller coaster ride. The Sandman originally could stun at any distance, and even stun ÜberCharged players. It was subsequently nerfed to hell, then having some of the effects reinstated, nerfed, reinstated, etc. Currently Valve seems to have settled on a good balance, but you'll seldom see any serious player use it competitively.
** [[Tap Onon the Head]]: The stun effects of baseballs it knocks out (though it only fully stuns at long range).
** [[Written Sound Effect]]: The "BONK!" on stunning an enemy.
* '''Holy Mackerel''': A fish wrapped in a newspaper.
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* '''{{color|green|Three-Rune Blade}}''': Works in the same way as the Boston Basher.
** [[Overdrawn At the Blood Bank]]
** [[Shout-Out]]: To ''[[The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game)|The Witcher 2 Assassins of Kings]]''.
* '''Candy Cane''': A large candy cane that grants the Scout a small health pack for each enemy he kills, but explosive damage is increased by 25%.
** [[Edible Bludgeon]]
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** [[Shout-Out]]: To ''Rift''.
** [[Situational Sword]]: Obviously, if there isn't a Pyro on the team, this mace would be pretty useless.
** [[X Onon a Stick]]
* '''{{color|green|Fan O'War}}''': A gunbai war fan. A hit with it causes the target (one at a time) to be marked for death, which is shown with a skull above the enemy, and take minicrits. Otherwise, it does 90% less damage.
** [[Cherry Tapping]]: This weapon inflicts ''piddling'' damage, a whopping 90% less then the bat.
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* '''Unarmed Combat''': A severed Spy's arm. Functions like the Holy Mackerel except the kill feed reads "ARM KILL!"
** [[A Worldwide Punomenon]]
** [[Grievous Harm Withwith a Body]]
* '''Wrap Assassin''', a roll of wrapping paper with a glass ornament. The wrapping paper, understandably, does 70% less damage, but the ornament can be shot Sandman-style, which inflicts damage and causes bleeding on impact with an enemy. Similar to the Sandman, the initial hit will be a guaranteed [[Critical Hit]] if made at long range.
** [[Improvised Weapon]]
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==== Misc. items ====
* The '''{{color|green|Sign of the Wolf's School}}''', a gray wolf's head medallion (obtained for pre-ordering ''[[The Witcher]] 2''); the '''{{color|green|Essential Accessories}}''', a pair of green shoes, socks, and wristbands (obtained by pre-ordering ''[[Monday Night Combat]]''); the '''{{color|green|Planeswalker Goggles}}''', a pair of wrap-around goggles (obtained by pre-ordering ''[[Magic: theThe Gathering]]''); the '''Flip-Flops''', a pair of yellow flip-flops that replace the Scout's shoes and socks; the '''Lucky No. [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy (Franchise)|42]]''', a towel and parasol that replaces the Scout's backpack; the '''Stereoscopic Shades''', a pair of 3D glasses; the '''{{color|green|Ball-Kicking Boots}}''', a pair of football (soccer) boots and socks that spawns a football (soccer ball) on spawn; the '''B-ankh!''', a set of bandages on the Scout's arms and a golden ankh medallion necklace; the '''Futankhamun''', which is the Scout's feet wrapped in bandages; the '''Bootie Time''', elf boots and wristbands with jingle bells attached; the '''Boston Boom-Bringer''', a [[Anachronism Stew|boombox]] in place of the Scout's backpack that also plays music when he taunts; the '''Fast Learner''', a dress shirt worn under the Scout's t-shirt ([[Wholesome Crossdresser|a woman's dress shirt, oddly enough]]); the '''Teufort Tooth Kicker''', a pair of cowboy boots with metal-capped toes; and the '''{{color|green|Cross-Comm Express}}''', a brown cap with a headset and a pair of goggles, connected to a monocle.
 
=== Soldier ===
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** [[Trope 2000]]
** [[Zeerust]]
* '''{{color|green|Original}}''': The Rocket Launcher from ''[[Quake (Video Gameseries)|Quake]]''. Functions like the normal Rocket Launcher, except its rockets have a different firing angle.
** [[Legacy Character|Legacy Weapon]]
** [[Shout-Out]]: To ''[[Quake]]'' and to an extension, the original Team Fortress. It's complete with the rocket launcher being front-and-center in first-person view and having the same firing sound clip from ''[[Quake]]'' (Which infact, was also the same sound used for the Scout and Medic's concussion grenades in Classic).
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** [[Situational Sword]]: It does more damage and makes you run faster the closer you get to death.
** [[Sure Why Not]]: The Equalizer was implemented in the Soldier update from a fan suggestion.
** [[Taking You Withwith Me]]: The killtaunt gibs enemies within the Soldier when the grenade goes off.
* '''Pain Train''': A stick with a large rusty nail at the end. For 10% more bullet damage, the Soldier can capture points and push carts as fast as the Scout.
** [[An Axe to Grind]]: Probably where the handle comes from, as it is identical to the Axtinguisher's.
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==== Hats ====
* The '''Soldier's Stash''', the Soldier's default helmet with an ace of spades and carton of cigarettes attached; the '''Stainless Pot''', a silver cooking pot; the '''Tyrant's Helm''', a [[Horny Vikings|viking helmet]]; the '''Killer's Kabuto''', a samurai helmet; the '''Sergeant's Drill Hat''', a campaign hat that a [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]] would wear; the '''{{color|green|Lumbricius Lid}}''', a mesh-covered helmet (obtained by pre-ordering ''[[Worms (Video Game)|Worms]] Armageddon'', includes the Holy Hand Grenades); the '''Grenadier's Softcap''', a dark grey leather cap; the '''Cheiftain's Challenge''', a Native American war bonnet; '''Dr's Dapper Topper''', a [[The Cat in Thethe Hat|striped hat]]; the '''Stout Shako''', a [[wikipedia:Shako|shako]]; the '''Exquisite Rack''', a pair of deer antlers; the '''Defiant Spartan''', a Greek war helmet (actually a Hoplite helmet, ''not'' a Spartan helmet); the '''{{color|green|Hero's Hachimaki}}''', a team-colored headband with a star emblem (obtained by pre-ordering ''[[Home Front]]''); the '''Honcho's Headgear''', a peaked cap with glasses; the '''{{color|green|Brain Bucket}}''', a bloodstained bucket (obtained by purchasing ''[[Plants vs. Zombies (Video Game)|Plants vs. Zombies]]''); the '''Team Captain''', [[Street Fighter|M. Bison's hat]] (shared with the Heavy and Medic); the '''Furious Fukaamigasa''', a Japanese straw hat; the '''Armored Authority''', a helmet with three stars on it; the '''Jumper's Jeepcap''', an aviator's hat; '''Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet And Goggles''', a pith helmet with a pair of [[Goggles Do Nothing|goggles]] and antenna attached; the '''{{color|green|Stalhelm}}''', a German army helmet; the '''Hat With No Name''', a cowboy hat; the '''Salty Dog''', a skipper's cap; the '''Idiot Box''', a cardboard robot head; the '''Infernal Impaler''', a black skull with horns poking out of the eye sockets; the '''Lucky Shot''', the default helmet with a mortar bomb embedded in it; the '''{{color|green|Battle Bob}}''', a haircut like the (female) antagonist in ''[[Jagged Alliance]] 3''; the '''Conquistador''', a [[wikipedia:Conquistador|conquistador helmet]]; and the '''{{color|green|Cross-Comm Crash Helmet}}''', the default helmet with some small metal attachments and a monocle over the Soldier's left eye.
 
==== Misc. Items ====
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** [[Counter Attack]]
** [[Fire-Breathing Weapon]]
** [[Kill It Withwith Fire]]
** [[Nerf]]: The weapon does less damage than it did when it was released; the Backburner has been buffed (and the main limitation of not being able to airblast was removed), and the Degreaser's downside is fairly negligible compared to its fantastic quick-switch ability. It also doesn't help that Pyros generally fall into two camps: ambushers who flank and strafe with the Backburner, and Axtinguish combo users, who prefer the Degreaser for a deadly one-two combo.
** [[Swiss Army Weapon]]: The Pyro's flamethrower is almost this, It can: reveal cloaked/disguised Spies (by setting them on fire), give a friendly Sniper ''literal'' firepower (by setting his arrows on fire), blow away enemy sticky grenades with the airblast, blow away enemies in general, extinguish burning teammates, reflect rockets, grenades, arrows, baseballs, and pretty much any projectile that isn't a bullet or shotgun shell.
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** [[An Axe to Grind]]
** [[Lava Adds Awesome]]: The edges glow with lava. Modern science is unable to explain exactly where it comes from.
** [[Kill It Withwith Fire]]: To extremes; one swing will ignite an enemy, and this fire will stay for a ''very'' long time unless something puts the victim out.
** [[Game Breaking Bug]]: While tinkering with the files, Valve accidentally ''removed its ability to ignite people''.
** [[Shout-Out]]: To the game ''Rift''.
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==== Hats ====
* The '''Pyro's Beanie''', a team-color-and-yellow propeller beanie (possibly reflecting his [[Psychopathic Manchild]] side); the '''Brigade Helm''', a fireman's helmet; the '''Respectless Rubber Glove''', the Engineer's missing glove; the '''Triboniophorus Tyrannus''', a [[Futurama|brain slug]]; the '''Vintage Merrywether''', an 18th-century fire brigade helmet; the '''Attendant''', a 50's gas station attendant's hat and bow tie; the '''Handyman's Handle''', a plunger; the '''Napper's Respite''', a striped stocking cap; the '''Old Guadalajara''', a sombrero; the '''{{color|green|Foster's Facade}}''', a white, more realistic gas mask (obtained by purchasing ''[[Killing Floor (Video Game)|Killing Floor]]'' during the Twisted Christmas event or before); the '''Madame Dixie''', a tea hat; the '''Pyromancer's Mask''', a dragon skull; the '''Prancer's Pride''', a single reindeer antler like the one the [[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Literaturenovel)|Grinch]] puts on Max; the '''{{color|green|Dead Cone}}''', a bloodstained traffic cone (obtained by purchasing ''[[Plants vs. Zombies (Video Game)|Plants vs. Zombies]]''); the '''Hottie's Hoodie''', a hoodie with flame decals; the '''Connoisseur's Cap''', a chef's hat; the '''Stately Steel Toe''', a boot; the '''Birdcage''', a birdcage with a team-colored bird; the '''Flamboyant Flamenco''', a flamenco hat; the '''Little Buddy''', a sailor's cap; the '''Blazing Bull''', a pair of devil horns; the '''Head Warmer''', a hood with fluffy ball on top; the '''Bubble Pipe''', a space helmet with a smoking pipe sticking through it; the '''Waxy Wayfinder''', a partially melted lit candle; and the '''{{color|green|Triclops}}''', the Assassin's helmet from ''Super Monday Night Combat''.
 
==== Misc. Items ====
* The '''Whiskered Gentleman''', a fake beard and monocle taped onto the Pyro's mask; the '''{{color|green|Stockbroker's Scarf}}''', a blue striped tie (obtained by purchasing ''[[Killing Floor (Video Game)|Killing Floor]]'' during or before the Twisted Christmas event); the '''Sight for Sore Eyes''', a pair of googly eyes; the '''Cremator's Conscience''', a pair of angel/devil Pyro dolls; the '''Fallen Angel''', a pair of devil wings; the '''Tail From the Crypt''', a devil's tail; the '''Apparition's Aspect''', a translucent ghost head; the '''Last Breath''', a skull covering the Pyro's mask; the '''Moonman's Backpack''', a jetpack which replaces the Pyro's oxygen tank; the '''Ornament Armament''', ornaments which replace the standard grenades; the '''Jingle Belt''', four yellow sleigh bells that replace the grenades (and make sound on movement); the '''{{color|green|Scrap Pack}}''', a deactivated Chopper-Bot; and the '''{{color|green|Professor's Pineapple}}''', a beaker-shaped pineapple grenade that replaces the standard grenades.
 
== Defense ==
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==== Primary ====
* '''Grenade Launcher''': Team-colored rounds explode on contact if they hit in the air, or they bounce and explode after a time delay.
* '''Loch-n-Load''': This alternate [[Grenade Launcher]] only holds two grenades versus the default launcher's four and they shatter harmlessly on impact with anything but an enemy, but they travel 25% faster and deal 20% more damage. [[Hoist Byby His Own Petard|They also hurt you more.]]
** [[A Worldwide Punomenon]]
** [[Difficult but Awesome]]
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** [[BFS]]
** [[Magikarp Power]]: Not quite so useless as a Magikarp, but with the Eyelander/Nine Iron/Headtaker equipped, the wielder starts with 25 less HP, but as he gathers more and more heads, his HP and speed increase. Pairs well with a shield, if the player manages to trade, pick up, or obtain one by achievements.
** [[Off Withwith His Head]]: All the swords and axes the Demoman has decapitates despite the animations being vertical strikes.
** [[Shout-Out]]: To ''[[Highlander (Franchise)|Highlander]]''. It even grants you more power as you behead more people.
*** If you kill another player who is also wielding the Eyelander, the Demoman will shout "There can only be one! ...Eye", a ''literal'' [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[Highlander (Franchise)|Highlander]]''.
** [[Talking Weapon]]: You'll occasionally hear a soft "HHEEEEAAADSSS" coming from The Eyelander, as highlighted in [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/demo/04.htm this page] of the announcement comic.
** [[Victor Gains Loser's Powers]]: Head count from a slain Demoman is added to your head count.
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* '''Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker''': A menacing battleaxe that functions just like the Eyelander.
** [[Alliterative Name]]
** [[Off Withwith His Head]]
** [[Victor Gains Loser's Powers]]: Head count from a slain Demoman is added to your head count.
* '''{{color|green|Frying Pan}}''': A jet-black cooking instrument. Now usable by all classes except the Spy and Engineer.
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** [[Shout-Out]]: To the same melee weapon in ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''.
* '''Claidheamh Mòr''': A greatsword covered in blood and a team-color tartan pattern handle. It has the extended range and lack of crits of the Eyelander, but only reduces health by 15 and instead of collecting heads it makes charges with a shield last a half second longer.
** [[As Long Asas It Sounds Foreign]]: Was originally named "Claidheamohmor" upon release, but corrected by an update noting "to the joy of our Celtic players."
** [[BFS]]
** [[No Pronunciation Guide]]: It's pronounced "CLAYF-mohr", but most people don't get that from the spelling because it's not an English word.
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* '''Nessie's Nine-Iron''': A golf club. Has the same stats as the Eyelander.
** [[Golf Clubbing]]
** [[Off Withwith His Head]]: It decapitates like the Eyelander too.
** [[Victor Gains Loser's Powers]]: Head count from a slain Demoman is added to your head count.
* '''Scottish Handshake''': A rum bottle. Functions like the standard bottle.
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==== Misc. Items ====
* The '''{{color|green|Dangeresque, Too?}}''', a pair of white shutter shades (obtained by winning them from Strong Bad in ''[[Poker Night At the Inventory (Video Game)|Poker Night At the Inventory]]''); '''A Whiff of the Old Brimstone''', four round bombs that replace the Demoman's grenades on his bandolier; the '''Scottish Snarl''', a werewolf mask; the '''Pickled Paws''', a pair of werewolf paws; the '''Ornament Armament''', ornaments which replace the standard grenades; '''Aladdin's Private Reserve''', a stereotypical Arabian oil lamp; '''Snapped Pupil''', a photograph of the Demoman's right eye flipped horizontally, taped over his eyepatch; the '''Teufort Tooth Kicker''', a pair of cowboy boots with metal-capped toes; and the '''{{color|green|Professor's Pineapple}}''', a beaker-shaped pineapple grenade that replaces the standard grenades.
 
=== Heavy ===
==== Primary ====
* '''Minigun''' or '''Sasha''': Massive [[More Dakka|rapid-fire]] medium-range minigun. Has a big ammo supply, but he runs through it fast. Must spin up to fire, during which the already slow-moving Heavy must [[Do Not Run Withwith a Gun|slow down to a speed of about one foot per second]].
** [[BFG]]
** [[Gatling Good]]
** [[I Call It Vera]]: The Heavy's miniguns, Sasha and Natascha, as well as the unused Ludmilla. The Iron Curtain as well. In ''[[Poker Night At the Inventory (Video Game)|Poker Night At the Inventory]]'', he refers to it as Sasha, implying it's just extra custom work on the original minigun.
* '''Natascha''': a darker minigun with a much deeper sound that slows opponents but does less damage and takes more time to spin up.
** [[Bang Bang BANG]]
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** [[Power-Up Food]]
* '''Dalokohs Bar''': A chocolate bar. It cannot be dropped, but when eaten at full health, it gives the Heavy 50 maximum health for 30 seconds. Otherwise, it only heals the Heavy for 60 health. Does not have a cooldown timer.
** [[Everything's Better Withwith Chocolate]]
** [[Power-Up Food]]
** [[Sdrawkcab Name]]: The Dalokohs bar has the Russian word for chocolate spelled backwards.
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* '''Killing Gloves of Boxing''': Team-colored boxing gloves. Although they swing slower, a successful kill will grant the heavy 5 seconds of critical hits.
** [[Critical Hit]]: 5 seconds of it (never more, unfortunately).
** [[Fun Withwith Acronyms]]: The KGB were the old Soviet Union [[Secret Police]].
** [[Red Boxing Gloves]]: Or blue, if you are on that team.
** [[Shout-Out]]: The taunt references Mr. Sandman (from [[Punch Out]] (NES))'s entry animation. Works for all melee weapons except the fists.
* '''Gloves of Running Urgently''': Team-colored boxing gloves with a flame decal. While you have them out, the GRU boost you to speeds near the standard 300 units per second, but at a cost of 6 HP per total second of wear time. They also deal less damage.
** [[Cast From Hit Points]]
** [[Fun Withwith Acronyms]]: The GRU is Russia's foreign intelligence bureau.
** [[Red Boxing Gloves]]: Or blue, if you are on that team.
* '''Fists of Steel''': These massive steel fists give you a significant resistance (40%) to ranged attacks, but also make you extremely vulnerable to melee. It also makes the Heavy switch weapons 20% slower.
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** [[Power Fist]]
* '''Warrior's Spirit''': Gloves that give the appearance of bear paws. Damage increased by 30%, but 20 health is taken away.
** [[Everything's Worse Withwith Bears]]: These are a pair of ''bear paw gloves.''
** [[Glass Cannon]]: Very mildly. These gloves give you a damage boost at the cost of lower maximum health.
** [[Interface Screw]]: Accidental- the first-person viewmodel of these gloves is really hard to see past. The item's designer [http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=656 even made an altered model] to fix it.
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==== Item Sets ====
* '''[[Everything's Worse Withwith Bears|The Hibernating Bear]]''': a Native American-themed set. Includes the '''Brass Beast''', '''Buffalo Steak Sandvich''', '''Warrior's Spirit''', and the '''Big Chief'''. When the weapons are equipped together, the Heavy gains a measly 5% resistance to crits.
* '''Black Market Business''': A mobster-themed set. Includes the '''Tomislav''', '''Family Business''', '''Eviction Notice''', and '''Capo's Capper'''. No special attributes.
* '''The FrankenHeavy''': A Frankenstein's Monster costume. Includes the '''Can Opener''', the '''Soviet Stitch-Up''', and the '''Steel-Toed Stompers'''. Enables a new taunt when worn. Only wearable during Full Moon periods or the Halloween Event.
 
==== Hats ====
* The '''Football Helmet''', a team-colored football helmet; the '''Officer's Ushanka''', a Russian ushanka; the '''Tough Guy's Tuque''', a [[Firefly|very familiar-looking knit hat]]; the '''[[Elvis Presley|Hound Dog]]''', a gelled up hair-do with [[Cool Shades]]; the '''Heavy Duty Rag''', a do-rag that mildly references his ''[[Team Fortress Classic (Video Game)|Team Fortress Classic]]'' incarnation; the '''Pugilist's Protector''', a boxing mask; the '''Hard Counter''', a small head-worn umbrella; the '''Cadaver's Cranium''', a Frankenstein's Monster-style head; the '''{{color|green|Dealer's Visor}}''', a teal visor given to those who pre-ordered ''[[Poker Night At the Inventory (Video Game)|Poker Night At the Inventory]]''; '''Coupe D'isaster''', an extremely unconvincing black toupee; the '''Big Chief''', a Native American headdress; the '''Magnificent Mongolian''', a traditional Mongolian hat; the '''{{color|green|Dread Knot}}''', a chonmage (worn by traditional samurai and sumo wrestlers); the '''Large Luchadore''', a Mexican wrestling mask; the '''Team Captain''', a peaked cap styled like [[Street Fighter|M. Bison's hat]] (shared with the Soldier and Medic); the '''Capo's Caper''', a striped trilby; the '''Copper's Hard Top''', a police motorcycle helmet; the '''{{color|green|Pilotka}}''', a Soviet garrison cap; the '''{{color|green|Dragonborn Helmet}}''', a steel helmet with curved dragon horns; the '''{{color|green|Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat}}''', a team-colored straw hat; the '''Gym Rat''', a headband with brown hair; the '''One-Man Army''', a mullet with bandanna much like John Rambo; the '''Outdoorsman''', a lumberjack's cap; the '''Can Opener''', the Heavy's partially-exposed brain; and the '''{{color|green|War Head}}''', a helmet with five spikes on the top
==== Misc. Items ====
* '''Pocket Medic''', a Medic doll, '''Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun''', a huge metal jaw, '''Security Shades''', a pair of black sunglasses; '''{{color|green|Purity Fist}}''', a cybernetic hand that replaces the Heavy's left arm; the '''Soviet Stitch-Up''', a pair of neck bolts and stitches on the Heavy's arms; the '''Steel-Toed Stompers''', a pair of steel-toed boots with bolts in the ankles; the '''{{color|green|Cold War Luchador}}''', a different Luchador mask; the '''Sandvich Safe''', a lunchbox; the '''All-Father''', a white beard; and the '''Toss-Proof Towel''', a boxing towel strung over the Heavy's shoulders.
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* '''{{color|green|Widowmaker}}''': A boxy-looking shotgun. Damage done is transferred to Metal, but consumes 30 metal per shot. As long as the Engie has metal, he never has to load more shells.
** [[Bottomless Magazines]]: As long as he has metal for the gun.
** [[Our Weapons Will Be Boxy in Thethe Future]]
** [[Sighted Guns Are Low Tech]]: One of the primary differences between the model used in [[TF 2]] from the one used in ''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'' is the removal of the weapon's ironsight.
** [[Shout-Out]]: To the weapon of the same name in [[Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Video Game)|Deus Ex Human Revolution]]
* '''Pomson 6000''': A ray gun that penetrates enemy targets, and on hit, the victim loses 10% Medi Gun charge if he's a Medic, and 20% Cloak if he's a Spy.
** [[Bottomless Magazines]]
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* '''Golden Wrench''': A wrench identical to the standard wrench, only made of solid [[Unobtainium|Australium]].
** [[Bling Bling Bang]]
** [[Charlie and Thethe Chocolate Parody]]
** [[Lost Forever]]: Of all TF2 players, only 100 got Golden Wrenches. [[Loot Drama|Jealousy and hate ensued]].
*** 1/4th of those 100 had destroyed their Golden Wrenches for reasons such as charity or just for kicks.
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** [[Glove Snap]]: The Medic's taunt when he holds this.
** [[Nail'Em]]: It's effectively a nailgun, and about as accurate as that implies.
** [[Playing Withwith Syringes]]
* '''Blutsauger''': A syringe gun that where each needle that hits an enemy heals the Medic for 3 health. However, the Medic's healing rate lowers by 2 HP.
** [[Gratuitous German]]: "Blutsauger" means "bloodsucker" or "vampire".
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** [[Meaningful Name]]: It is used to charge up an ÜberCharge.
* '''Vita-Saw''': A saw with a needle-like end. For a loss of 10 maximum health, the Vita-Saw will preserve up to 20% of the über if the Medic dies.
** [[Shout-Out]]: It looks very similar to the syringes the Little Sisters carry from [[Bio ShockBioshock]]. So much so that Valve had to get permission from [[Bio ShockBioshock]]'s developers to use it in the game.
*** Its name is also similar to the Vita Chambers, which is where you respawn in [[Bio ShockBioshock]]. Appropriately, it preserves up to 20% of the ÜberCharge Meter that would otherwise be lost upon respawn.
* '''Amputator''': A massive, angular saw. A taunt with it heals all nearby teammates.
** [[Awesome Yet Practical]]: This weapon is a direct upgrade from the normal bonesaw.
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** [[Serrated Blade of Pain]]
* '''Solemn Vow''': A bust of Hippocrates which allows you to see enemy health.
* [[Death Byby Irony]]: See below.
** [[Improvised Weapon]]
** [[Hypocritical Humor|Hippocritical Humor]]: So much for "do no harm" when you're beating people to death with Hippocrates!
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==== Hats ====
* The '''[[All the Little Germanies|Prussian Picklehaube]]''', the '''Vintage Tyrolean''', a felt hat with a feather and crest on the left side; the '''[[Dressed to Heal|Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]'''; '''[[Ghostbusters|Ze Goggles]]''', which [[The Simpsons|do nothing]]; the '''Gentleman's Gatsby''', a golfer's hat; the '''Berliner's Bucket Helm''', a Crusader's helmet; the '''German Gonzila''', another Tyrolean; the '''{{color|green|Geisha Boy}}''', [[Creepy Crossdresser|a traditional geisha's haircut]]; the '''Grimm Hatte''', a plague doctor's hat; '''Private Eye''', a [[Sherlock Holmes|deerstalker cap]]; '''Medic's Mountain Cap''', a WWII era German field cap; the '''Doctor's Sack''', an ice pack; '''Team Captain''', a peaked cap styled like [[Street Fighter|M. Bison's hat]] (shared with the Soldier and Heavy); the '''{{color|green|Planeswalker Helm}}''', [[Magic: theThe Gathering|Garruk's tusked helmet]]; the '''Surgeon's Stahlhelm''', a white World War-era German medic's helmet; and the '''Einstein''', a familiar white hairstyle.
 
==== Misc. Items ====
* '''Physician's Procedure Mask''', a white surgery mask with the Medic symbol and a possible [[Mythology Gag]] referencing his [[Team Fortress Classic (Video Game)|Team Fortress Classic]] incarnation; the '''Blighted Beak''', a plague doctor's mask; the '''Couvre Corner''', a team-colored handkercheif tucked into the Medic's pocket; the '''Surgeon's Stethoscope'''; the '''Dr. Gogglestache''', a pair of glowing goggles and mustache; the '''Emerald Jarate''', the Medic's backpack with vials of glowing green liquid attached; '''[[Doctor Who|Dr. Whoa]]''', a bow tie; '''[[Sherlock Holmes|Nine-Pipe Problem]]''', a smoking pipe and dark glasses; '''{{color|green|Scrap Pack}}''', a deactivated Chopper-Bot; the '''{{color|green|Quadwrangler}}''', a device on the Medic's hand with a tube attaching to his arm and a larger collar; and the '''Surgeon's Side Satchel''', a grey leather equipment satchel with a clipboard attached to it.
=== Sniper ===
==== Primary ====
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** [[Charge Meter]]: The scope has a charge meter to the side with a 100% for when it is fully charged.
** [[Crosshair Aware]]: The scope also has a [[Laser Sight]] (of the Sniper's team color) which grows as its power charges.
** [[Do Not Run Withwith a Gun]]: Applies to all primaries while charged.
** [[No Scope]]: Although there is an achievement for getting five kills this way, it's generally discouraged: you have to zoom in to deal headshots, and fully-powered shots require charging, meaning you can't just run up to people and snipe them.
** [[Sniper Rifle]]: Again, duh.
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** [[Annoying Arrows]]: If the arrow isn't fully charged (or if the opponent has a lot of health or is invincible at that point), there's a likely chance that shooting them with an arrow will be non-fatal. In that situation, the arrows will remain sticking out of their model for quite some time without any ill effects. Even if the arrow is stuck in the targets head.
*** Inverted when the bow is fully charged, as the arrow's base damage is greater than any other projectile but the Loch-n-Load and Direct Hit.
** [[Arrows Onon Fire]]: Snipers' arrows can be ignited. Hitting an opponent with it will ignite them.
** [[Hitbox Dissonance]]: Due to arrows using projectile hitboxes, they have a tendency to headshot a distance from the enemy's head.
** [[Meaningful Name]]: The Huntsman hunts men. It also shares the name of a large Australian spider.
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** [[Boom! Headshot!]]: [[Averted Trope|This rifle can't inflict headshots,]] in exchange for the following:
** [[Instant Sedation]]: At the moment the dart connects the ''whole body'' of the victim is Jarated.
*** Considering Jarate operates on [[Death Byby Despair]], this could be justified (it's being injected straight into the target's bloodstream, after all).
** [[Poisoned Weapons]]: Well, Jarated darts, presumably.
* '''Bazaar Bargain''': A modified jezail. By default, it charges 20% slower. A successful headshot decreases the charge time by 10%, but this bonus time is reduced by bodyshots and missed shots.
** [[Combos]]: Every headshot decreases the time required to charge the rifle.
* '''{{color|green|Machina}}''': A futuristic sniper rifle. Does 15% more damage and can penetrate enemies (though not buildings) when fully charged, but fires a visible shot and can only fire when scoped.
** [[Art Shift]]: Notably different in style compared to the game's usual '50s/'60s art style, as it resembles the sniper rifle in [[Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Video Game)|Deus Ex Human Revolution]].
** [[Easter Egg]]: Killing 2 enemies with one bullet will play a special fanfare, which sounds like something out of ''[[Inception]]''.
*** [[Sensory Abuse]]: Said fanfare stacks for every additional enemy killed, however, which can result in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRfbSKWHOWs a ridiculously loud, ear drum-bursting note].
** [[Every Bullet Is a Tracer]]
** [[One-Hit Polykill]]
** [[Shout-Out]]: To the Sniper Rifle of [[Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Video Game)|Deus Ex Human Revolution]].
 
==== Secondary ====
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* '''Jarate''': The jar-based karate involving a jar of pure urine. When thrown on an enemy, all damage dealt to them become mini-crits. Can put out fires and shorten out cloaking devices.
** [[A Worldwide Punomenon]]
** [[Death Byby Despair]]: Its effects are [[Hand Wave|Handwaved]] as being caused by the victim "losing the will to live" and thus taking more damage from weapons.
** [[Jar Potty]]
** [[Martial Arts and Crafts]]
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** [[Awesome Backpack]]
** [[Critical Encumbrance Failure]]: Justified in that the extra weight helping keep the Sniper's aim straight is the item's main feature, but played straight with the scoped speed penalty.
** [[Do Not Run Withwith a Gun]]: Even moreso than by default.
 
==== Melee ====
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==== Hats ====
* The '''Trophy Belt''', the default hat with a ring of croc teeth around it on a band; '''Master's Yellow Belt''', a yellow headband; the '''Professional's Panama''', a straw hat with a brown band; '''Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative''', [[You Have Researched Breathing|the Sniper without a hat]]; the '''Shooter's Sola Topi''', a typical British pith helmet; the '''Bloke's Bucket Hat''', a fishing hat (which, in combination with his signature aviator glasses, increases his resemblance to [[Hunter S. Thompson]]); '''Ol' Snaggletooth''', a crocodile's head worn as a hat; the '''Larrikin Robin''', a Robin Hood-style hat; the '''Crocleather Slouch''', a hat with a crocodile leather ring; the '''Desert Marauder''', a white [[wikipedia:Keffiyeh|Keffiyeh]]; the '''{{color|green|Anger}}''', a team-colored hood with a brown veil; '''Your Worst Nightmare''', John Rambo's mullet and headband; the '''Swagman's Swatter''', a cork hat; the '''Holy Hunter''', a bloodstained slouch hat with a cross and four silver bullets attached; the '''{{color|green|Bushman's Boonie}}''' a boonie hat; the '''Fruit Shoot''', [[William Tell|an apple with an arrow through it]]; and the '''Flamingo Boy''', a cowboy hat with a half-heart, half-skull symbol.
 
==== Misc. Items ====
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** [[Hand Cannon]]: [http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm "Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon."]
** [[Sniper Pistol]]: The Ambassador is explicitly described as a mix of this and [[Hand Cannon]].
** [[There Are Two Kinds of People in Thethe World]]: "...the sort with blood pouring out of a hole in their heads, and the sort holding the Ambassador."
** [[Your Mom]]: The Ambassador's barrel's engraving [http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm (please send photo)].
* '''{{color|green|Big Kill}}''': A cosmetic weapon to promote Sam & Max. Acts just like the revolver.
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** [[Nerf]]: The downside used to instead be a half second cloaking delay. It's debatable if this is better or worse than it is now overall, but it's a straight nerf with respect to using the Enforcer with the Dead Ringer as the old downside had ''no'' effect on the Dead Ringer's cloaking.
* '''{{color|green|Diamondback}}''': A futuristic revolver. Gains a crit for every building destroyed by a sapper (whether it's destruction or an assist), but does 15% less damage and can't randomly crit.
** [[Art Shift]]: Notably different compared to the game's usual '50s/'60s art style, since it resembles the Diamondback in [[Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Video Game)|Deus Ex Human Revolution]].
** [[Bang Bang BANG]]: Definitely the loudest out of all the revolvers.
** [[Fan Nickname]]: Some people like to call the Diamondback the "reverse Frontier Justice" or the [[Sdrawkcab Name|"ecitsuJ reitnorF"]] due to how it works. Frontier Justice: Engineer's Sentry is destroyed, Engineer gets a free critical shots for kills by the Sentry. Diamondback: Spy destroys Engineer's Sentry, Spy gets a free critical shot.
** [[Shout-Out]]: To the weapon of the same name from [[Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Video Game)|Deus Ex Human Revolution]].
 
==== Secondary ====
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** [[Interface Screw]]: Immediately removes the victim's corpse with cloaking to add to the confusion.
** [[Kill and Replace]]: Also prevents the enemy killed from emitting a death scream.
** [[Shout-Out]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj52wrSksIQ To] ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]''.
* '''{{color|green|Conniver's Kunai}}''': A backstab with it will heal the Spy for the amount of health the target had and can overheal to 180 hp, but it starts the Spy out with a measly 60 health.
** [[Life Drain]]: [[Back Stab|Backstabbing]] an enemy with this knife adds temporarily adds their max health to the Spy's...
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* '''Big Earner''': A stiletto dagger with tape wrapped around it. A kill refills 30% cloak, but equipping the weapon reduces the Spy's max health by 25.
* '''Wanga Prick''': A voodoo pin. Functions like Your Eternal Reward.
* '''{{color|green|Sharp Dresser}}''': A blade that clips to the Spy's sleeve, like the ones [[Assassin's Creed (Video Game)|Altair or Ezio]] use. Functions like the knife but without a taunt-kill.
** [[Blade Below the Shoulder]]
** [[Visual Pun]]: With this, the Spy is literally sharply dressed.
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** [[Faux Death]]
* '''Cloak and Dagger''': A third, yellow invisibility watch with leather straps that recharges faster than it drains when the spy isn't moving, allowing him to stay invisible forever (theoretically). It doesn't recharge when ammo is picked up.
* '''{{color|green|Enthusiast's Timepiece}}''': A golden watch with an image of [[PacmanPac-Man]] eating a dot on it. Won from Tycho in ''Poker Night at the Inventory''.
* '''Disguise Kit''': A cigarette case that's really a holographic tool for the Spy to impersonate any other class, for either team. Good for infiltration and confusing the enemy. If the Spy attacks, the disguise is immediately unmasked. Spies can still get hurt while disguised, and fire, being drenched, or bleeding caused by the enemy team will reveal his true identity.
** [[Ascended Meme]]: There is a one in ten chance that taunting with the Disguise Kit will cause the Spy to imitate a crab. This is in response to how the Spy walks like a crab when he crouches and looks upward while holding the case.
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* '''The Saharan Spy''', a North African-themed set. Includes the '''L'Etranger''', '''Your Eternal Reward''', and the '''Familiar Fez'''. When the whole set is used together, the decloaking sound is reduced to nearly nothing, but the Spy flickers for half a second longer when touched during cloaking.
* '''The Man of Honor''': A Mafia-themed set. Includes the '''Enforcer''', '''Big Earner''', '''Cosa Nostra Cap''', and '''Made Man'''.
* '''The Invisible Rogue''': A costume themed on ''[[The Invisible Man (Literaturenovel)|The Invisible Man]]''. Includes the '''Under Cover''', '''Griffin's Gog''', and the '''Intangible Ascot'''. Only wearable during Full Moon periods or the Halloween Event.
 
==== Hats ====