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{{quote|''Am I not Thanos?! Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who forced me into this hell called life? Is not the wake of my passing crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike?! Death is with me every second of the day!''|'''Thanos''', [[The Infinity Gauntlet]] #2}}
 
{{quote|''Going out the week of San Diego Comic-Con and telling a bunch of [[Superhero]] aficionados that Thanos is [[Badass]] is kind of like walking into a [[Star Trek]] convention and announcing that [[Captain Obvious|Vulcans have pointy ears]]. No shit, [[X -Men|Professor X]], why don’t you tell us something we didn’t already infer telepathically just by looking at a comic book panel depicting a giant, beady-eyed muscle-bound behemoth backhanding [[Captain America]] to the turn with one hand while simultaneously head-butting a structural tear in the fabric of the universe with his wrinkly purple forehead?''|'''Ben Thompson''', [[Badass of the Week]]}}
 
Greetings, Terran.
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When I had built a base on the [[Insignificant Little Blue Planet]] called Earth, my ship was possibly spotted by a human family, which I killed. But my father saved the still living human child and asked the god of time, Chronos, (also our ancestor) to create a weapon to fight me. The girl grew up to become known as Moondragon, and Chronos has reanimated her father into Drax The Destroyer, both of whom became my sworn enemies.
 
It was because of Drax that I encountered heroes of planet Earth for the first time – when I imprisoned him in my hideout on Earth, [[Iron Man]] has answered his calls for rescue. That was when [[Jim Starlin]] introduced me to the fans of [[Marvel Comics]]. In the pages of ''[[Iron Man]]'' vol. 1 #55 (February, 1973). Since then the name of Thanos, The Mad Titan, has been known and feared among Terran superheroes. It was also Earth that had created [[Adam Warlock]], [[Friendly Enemy|one of my greatest enemies and yet perhaps my only true friend]], and had acted as a sanctuary for the [[Silver Surfer]] and [[Captain Mar -Vell|Captain Marvel]] ([[Name's the Same|not]] [[Captain Marvel|that one]], mind you). It was Mar-Vell who stopped me from claiming the power of the [[McGuffin|Cosmic Cube]] and it was he and the [[The Avengers (Comic Book)|Avengers]] who stopped me from using six the Soul Gems to destroy all of the stars in the galaxy, as a gift to Mistress Death. And it was Warlock who briefly returned from the death. I granted him to slay me in return.
 
I was not dead for long, however (from 1977 to 1990, as your universe measures time; mine, as you may be aware, measures time [[Comic Book Time|rather more slowly]]). I was resurrected by Mistress Death as her thrall, with increased power, on a mission to kill half of the sentient life on the Universe, in order to keep the balance between life and death, which she felt had recently tilted too far in life's direction.
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After that I gave up my old ways, seeking peace and even aided Adam Warlock against [[Enemy Without|his evil and good sides]] – Magus and Goddess. For years I have been both hero and villain, until my second death, this time at the hands of Drax, when I joined [[Annihilation|Annihilus in his war against the Universe]], just out of intellectual curiosity to see what would happen. I was brought back to life yet again, [[The Thanos Imperative|this time to save Death]] from threat of [[Eldritch Abomination|Many-Angled Ones]], gods of the corrupted world known as the Cancerverse, where nothing can die. {{spoiler|When I managed to kill all life in this Universe, Death--whom I had just saved--rejected me yet ''again''. Enraged, I then battled [[Nova (Comic Book)|Nova]] and [[Guardians of the Galaxy|Star-Lord]] who sacrificed themselves to keep me in this dying dimension. But I assure you, Thanos had not said his final word. They have already announced my return in the near future}}.
 
I am aware that my fame has preceded me with the Terrans' dramatizations such as in the animated series, ''The [[Silver Surfer]]'' and ''[[The Super HeroSuperhero Squad Show]]''. However, while I am above being annoyed by a children's parody with the latter, the sight of my love being [[Bowdlerized]] as Lady Chaos in the former is quite irritating.
 
{{spoiler|However, I am pleased that the Terran [[Joss Whedon|Joseph Whedon]] has created a supremely successful [[The Avengers (Filmfilm)|entertainment recording]] that has me as the [[Man Behind the Man|true power]] behind that self-important fool, Loki, for his little tantrum/errand on Earth.}} I've heard that those knowledgeable in the [[Marvel Universe|universe]] proclaimed my name in awe upon the mere sight of me, as it should be.
 
== Notable comics with Thanos: ==
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* [[Annihilation]]
* [[The Thanos Imperative]]
* {{spoiler|For a film, ''[[The Avengers (Filmfilm)|The Avengers]]''}}
 
== Thanos provides examples of: ==
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* [[Arch Enemy]]: For Drax the Destroyer, Moondragon, Captain Marvel and sometimes, Adam Warlock. Possibly the [[Silver Surfer]] too, though he has learned well not to cross paths with me, and I have proven to be such a dangerous entity that many consider me to be this to the entire [[Marvel Universe]]... fortunately for you all, though, my true [[Arch Enemy]] is [[Determined Defeatist|myself.]]
* [[Badass Boast]]: "You address omnipotence. Tread carefully."
* {{spoiler|[[Bigger Bad]]: I am one to Loki in ''[[The Avengers (Filmfilm)|The Avengers]]'', thanks to the [[Sequel Hook]].}}
* [[Butterfly of Death and Rebirth]]: Both my doppleganger and Ahkenaten became butterflies after I slew them.
* [[The Chessmaster]]: I am known as this on a universal scale.
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* [[Death Seeker]]: I will find a way to be once again with Mistress Death and nothing will stop me from it.
* [[Enemy Mine]]: Several times have I allied myself with my foes against common threat.
* [[Enemies Withwith Death]]: Who is one, has an enemy in myself. [[Eldritch Abomination|Many-Angled]] [[The Thanos Imperative|Ones]] have discovered this the hard way. So did Death-God Walker, who desired to take her role.
* [[Energy Absorption]]: A trait common to all the Eternals of Titan, placing us above the Eternals of other worlds. I, however, have masterd this power to a level beyond that of even my kin.
* [[Enfant Terrible]]: My father has had a [[Retcon|slight mental breakdown]], and believes that as a child I slaughtered and dissected my mother, although this in no way fits into my previously established life history (though this has not stopped me from boasting of it).
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* [[Friendly Enemy]]: Time and time again, Adam Warlock has thwarted my plans... nevertheless, he is perhaps the only friend I have.
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: I will ally myself with and consider myself both a force of good and evil, depending.
* [[If I Can't Have You]]: I admit being jealous of Death's other paramours. Jealous to the point that, after discovering she had developed feelings for [[Deadpool|another]], I cursed him with [[Cursed Withwith Awesome|immortality]]. He will not steal her from me.
* [[Irony]]: In relation to the above {{spoiler|as I made Deadpool immortal, so did Death made me}}. Temporarily.
* [[Mad Scientist]]: To those lesser minds who call me "The Mad Titan". My scientific acumen, of course, is second to none. The mind of Thanos is his greatest weapon.