That Dude in the Suede/Quotes: Difference between revisions

'''Caption boxes:''' The End of [[That Dude in the Suede]] for Two Years. I apologize profusely to all that I forgot to mention. I will miss all of you. I still have tons and tons of ideas, so be ready for a deluge when I return. Oh, and...[[Cowboy Bebop|see you, space cowboy...]]|[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/thatdudeinthesuede/animenia/3781-suedes-goodbye Suede's Goodbye].}}

 

''"Well, heck, why not? i'll try doing that, see if it's popular enough, if it's not, i'll just give it up, but it's okay. I'm just gonna review this and see how it goes"''.<br />

I want to see, I want to be able to show it cause it really captures the spirit of anime, it's got like the most unrealistic physics yet at the same time it almost feels like you could do it yourself, it has you going out and seeing if you can do kick-flips on the lawn, but it's also got some really, ''really'' ridiculus stuff on it, that's some of the stuff that I want to kinda make fun of, and, I don't know, there's just too much material for me to be able to just do a quick 10-minute review of it, so, I wannna just kinda walk everyone through it, in fact this might even be a bit of a nostalgia trip for you guys who remember how infuriately hard it is, so, without further ado, hopefully i'm not gonna die that much, so let's give it a shot, OK. This is: '''Suede Played: [[Ninja Gaiden]] Σ'''".|The opening to the original version of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5m0oidUc_o Suede Played: Ninja Gaiden Sigma].}}

{{quote| "When I was on a mission for my church for two years, I noticed that without question or exception, ALL MALE TEENS IN NEW ZEALAND were obsessed to a t-shirt-buying degree with one of two things: [[John Cena]] or [[Ben 10]]; with girls it wasn't even a option, it was either [[Hannah Montana]] or nothing."}}

 

*Shows the cover of [[The Transformers (Comic Book)|The Transformers]] US Version Issue #3: [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers_Four-Issue_Limited_Series The Transformers Four-Issue Limited Series] Part 3: [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Prisoner_of_War! Prisoner of War!]*<br />

"Sweet Magna Carta! Look at this [[Crossover]]! [[Spider-Man]] Vs. [[The Transformers (Comic Book)|Megatron]]! Possibly the second greatest [[Crossover]] concept EVER!"<br />

{{quote| "Alright children, let's recap, shall we? this key was in the the hands of a Samurai, Samurai suit of armor, robotisized, fair enough. You can't cut off this robot's arm to get the key, that's stupid to start off with. Second of all, the only way you can open this robot's hand is by inserting the Fangs of the Samurai. Where are the Fangs of the Samurai? Are they in a ninja lockbox? (well, technically...) Are they in a ninja safe, surrounded by hundreds of ninja soldiers? No, no, no, no. Need I remind you that this key leads you right to you room, right to your very headquarters, where are you going to put this key? Where you're gonna put the jaws that open the hand that this key comes out of? You put it at the bottom of a pit that you want people to fall down! There isn't even an ambush at the bottom of this pit! What's at the bottom of this pit is clay pots, bats and a box that is openable by a boot that contains the key to your stronghold! You want your prisoners to find your key! Is it like some kind of psychological grip that you want to keep on then or something! It makes no sense! It makes no sense..."}}

 

 

{{quote| "Whohowhoah! What was that!? That was different. Ah, dang it! Was this whole thing just a [[Pokémon]] reference!? I love [[Pokémon]]! I would have loved to have done a cameo! Ah well, I guess there's nothing for it. Now where were we? Yes old man, tell me your secrets, and then it's up to Cinnabar.}}