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"This is outstanding. Great editing and acting. Love the curtains."|Suede's first parody of his Fan Mail in his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isJLHw4etJM&feature=channel_video_title Comment Special].}}
{{quote|"You suck! Why must you rip off [[
"You Rock! I hope you're also going to do reviews, why not review this fine anime?"<br />
"I don't like you! You have a weird accent, and things that are different make me fell threatened. Why don't you act more like [[The Nostalgia Critic
"LOL dude amv heaven is great but could you review this anime? I'll lose respect for you and tell the internet that you find boys interesting if you do not."<br />
"You suck! You aren't creative enough to review an anime and I compensate for things outside of my control by putting people who caught a break down."<br />
"[[Pokémon
"Review an anime!"<br />
"I HAET YOU! REVIEW AN AHNEEMAY!"<br />
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{{quote|"Hey, [[Benzaie]]!, I'll play with you!" |His first cameo, on [[Benzaie]]'s [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/benzaie/gymdk/2337-wiz-n-liz Wiz'n'Liz: The Frantic Wabbit Wescue] video.}}
{{quote|"Hi, guys. This is [[That Dude in
{{quote|"Hello, my name is That Dude in the Suede. I am a rip-off of That Guy in the Glasses, and proud of it."<br />
"A lot of you probably don't even know who I am. Well, for a while, I was just this guy who loved That Guy in the Glasses and wanted to show them that maybe I could make videos as well. And I succeeded. It was pretty weird. As this website's resident anime reviewer and commentator on anime in general, it was my hope to be just a little bit different and offer anime fans a voice that didn't include those guys who use Windows Movie Maker to make [[Top Ten List]]s and not explain their decisions. So I made [[Top Ten List]]s, and I explained my decisions. But that wasn't all. I also commented on the different facets of anime culture, and I also commented on how some of it's just plain weird. And I also reviewed a couple of anime. I have a great regret that now I cannot review some of my favorites such as ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'', or review the ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' live-action movie with [[Keanu Reeves]]. Because [[That Dude in
I honestly didn't expect myself to become this popular. I can't help believing what I do, even if this belief sees me cursed. I really do have to go guys, but I really will miss you. I'll definately miss being in the presence of such wonderful comic talents as [[Doug Walker|Doug]] and [[The Nostalgia Chick
'''Caption boxes:''' The End of [[That Dude in
{{quote|"Man I miss these things, oh yeah man, the camera's recording. Hello, this is Suede, i'm here to introduce my brand new video series, i'm going to be reviewing: ''[[Ninja Gaiden]] Σ''. Now ''[[Ninja Gaiden]]'' for the original Xbox was one of my absolute favourite games, it was one of the first games that, I just could not put down until I finished it, it has just like, the smoothest graphics, the, I had no idea that graphics that good could be on the Xbox, and to be that smooth as well. I mean, ''[[Shadow of the Colossus]]'' had amazing graphics, but it just couldn't handle it's agenda, I heard of the [[
''"Well, heck, why not? i'll try doing that, see if it's popular enough, if it's not, i'll just give it up, but it's okay. I'm just gonna review this and see how it goes"''.<br />
I want to see, I want to be able to show it cause it really captures the spirit of anime, it's got like the most unrealistic physics yet at the same time it almost feels like you could do it yourself, it has you going out and seeing if you can do kick-flips on the lawn, but it's also got some really, ''really'' ridiculus stuff on it, that's some of the stuff that I want to kinda make fun of, and, I don't know, there's just too much material for me to be able to just do a quick 10-minute review of it, so, I wannna just kinda walk everyone through it, in fact this might even be a bit of a nostalgia trip for you guys who remember how infuriately hard it is, so, without further ado, hopefully i'm not gonna die that much, so let's give it a shot, OK. This is: '''Suede Played: [[Ninja Gaiden]] Σ'''".|The opening to the original version of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5m0oidUc_o Suede Played: Ninja Gaiden Sigma].}}
{{quote|"'''Obstacle''': None shall pass."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power."<br />
"'''[[Atop the Fourth Wall
"'''Obstacle''': But a great evil searches for it too.<br />
"'''[[Obscurus Lupa]]''': Sort of why we need to get going."<br />
"'''Obstacle''': He will never stop until he finds it."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Obstacle''': Your destiny awaits you."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Obstacle''': Critic?"<br />
"'''[[
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is..."<br />
"'''[[
"'''[[Obscurus Lupa]]''': Who is that?"<br />
"'''[[
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?"<br />
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': ‘Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here."<br />
"'''[[Benzaie]]''': Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!"<br />
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"'''[[Benzaie]]''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan]] loves you."<br />
"'''Suede''': Oh, all right then."<br />
"'''[[
"'''Suede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…"|[[Suburban Knights]] Part 5}}
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'''Suede:''' Shouldn't be anything to wonder about! You're just a different costume choice. Mine is more formal, yours is more casual.<br />
'''That Dude In The Suede:''' And yet here we are.<br />
'''Suede:''' And yet here we are.|His [["Previously On..."]] segment in [[
{{quote|"In honour of the first video he made for [[That Guy With
{{quote|"''[[Kappa Mikey]]''! Your day will come!"|Suede hinting at a future video.}}
{{quote|"To be consistent, they all have to be cartoon series, without live actions or movies, and they have to be purely American concepts to avoid comparisons to the original anime.|His rather vague rules to include cartoons in his Top 11 American Anime, which lead to controversy when he included [[
{{quote|"No one cares what goes to eleven!"|Him talking about his personal choice to include ''[[
{{quote|" {{spoiler|You see, there is this one episode where Jane is roped into escorting an evidently valuable 11-I-think-year-old girl into a certain location. They bunk for the night and the enforcing girl asks for a story. Jane's tough exterior cracks very slightly, as she remembers how much she liked them as a child, and asks which one she would like to hear. The girl replies:}}"<br />
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"'' {{spoiler|Tell me about the first time you SHOT somebody!}}"<br />
"Creepy!"<br />
"That sort of deep psyche-dive-in just was not the norn in those days in children's cartoons."|The only remains of ''[[
{{quote| "When I was on a mission for my church for two years, I noticed that without question or exception, ALL MALE TEENS IN NEW ZEALAND were obsessed to a t-shirt-buying degree with one of two things: [[John Cena]] or [[
{{quote| "Another little sidenote here: another cool thing about [[The Transformers (Comic Book)|The Transformers]] and American Comics in general that probably didn't stem from [[Useful Notes/Japan|The Island Of Awesomeness]] but still runs parallel, is The Awesome [[Crossover]], look at this:"<br />
*Shows the cover of [[The Transformers (Comic Book)|The Transformers]] US Version Issue #3: [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers_Four-Issue_Limited_Series The Transformers Four-Issue Limited Series] Part 3: [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Prisoner_of_War! Prisoner of War!]*<br />
"Sweet Magna Carta! Look at this [[Crossover]]! [[Spider
*Shows drawing of [[Wolverine]] fighting with [[The Phantom Menace|Darth Maul]]* }}
{{quote| "Imagine [[Batman:
{{quote| "Kind of a less confusing [[The Dark Knight Returns]] lite."}}
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{{quote|I'm That Dude in the Suede, and whether you like it or not, I'm back! *[[Beat]]* Please like it.|'''Suede's Return'''}}
{{quote|"{{spoiler|[[The Legend of Calamity Jane
{{quote|" {{spoiler|Currently there's a group of Obstacles that follow [[Doug Walker|Doug]] around while they have to stop [[Doug Walker|Doug]] from achieving perfection or something like that, and the guy who was going to block him in the woods took a desk job in Boise and I had to fill in because I'm a temp, you know, because the financial situation is pretty dire in New Zealand, so I just had to.}}"|{{spoiler|his [[Suburban Knights]] [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/32013-suburban-knights-character-descriptions Character Description].}}}}
{{quote| "Hello, Suede here, you may remember me from such anime reviews as the ''Top 11 American Anime'', and if you go quite a lot further back the ''[[Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children]] review''. I am a anime reviewer but I also love video games, what can I say, it's just, it was an absolute staple for me when I was in high school, at least until I discovered anime. One of my favourite games was ''[[Ninja Gaiden]] Σ'', now i've always wanted to kinda comment on this game, maybe do a review of it, but there's always been so many different video game reviewers that I kinda wanted to make my niche elsewhere, so I did it for my true love, which is anime. Now I want to do kinda of a bit more than a [[Let's Play]] but a bit less than one of ''[[The Spoony Experiment
{{quote| "Ah, the mystical Ninja R3 Button! Luckily I carry it in my ninja utility belt!"}}
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{{quote| "It's hard to take the Mayor (Nestor Carbonell) in [[The Dark Knight Saga|Dark Knight]] seriously when you find out he played Batmanuel in [[The Tick]] Live Action Series."}}
{{quote| "When your fiancée buys [[Beyond Good
{{quote| "Discovering [[Todd in
"I guess the reason I like it is I'm a bit of a music nerd myself. Especially when it come to mashups. Dang I love those things." }}
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{{quote| "I'm not sure you can listen to "Invaders Must Die" by [[The Prodigy]] and not be hyped about the first thing you lay your eyes on."}}
{{quote| "[to [[Todd in
{{quote| "[http://anamanaguchi.com/singles/ Airbrushed] by [[Anamanaguchi]]. Best song in ages and will be the Opening for Suede Played, a Let's Play series I might make. Thanks, [http://crpestate.blogspot.com/ Christopher Prentice] !"}}
{{quote| "''"[[
"Another contender: ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526208 I Hate Ice Levels]''. Oh boy do I." }}
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"Well here's something: you'd think Knives Chau from [[Scott Pilgrim]] was a [[Trigun]] reference, so Why did he make her a woman? And not evil?" }}
{{quote| "[[Ghostbusters]] 3, [[Men in Black (
"To clarify, [[Ptitleqim 5 lgjk|Big Momma's House]] 3 has not come out in New Zealand yet... Mercifully."<br />
"So I'm just talking about the announcements" }}
{{quote| "Well, [[The Spoony Experiment
{{quote| "Did anyone else find [[Cars]] the most disturbing [[Pixar]] film? It's post-apocalyptic! Sentient, breathing biomech cars took over the world!"}}
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"To clarify [http://twitter.com/#!/MyAppinions/status/101341122298781696 that retweet], my mum made that app! Awesome! Everybody buy it NAO!"|Will promoting a iPhone/iPad App called [http://www.rogopuzzle.co.nz/ Rogo] thatboth his mother and his wife worked on. }}
{{quote| "Just found out you can stick the original ''[[Tomb Raider (
{{quote| "I keep hearing how horrible [[
{{quote| "Just tried Salmon Egg Sushi for the first time. It's AWESOME. like eating 20 little salmon at the same time."}}
{{quote| "I just played [[
"Game I liked but every one else hates: [[
{{quote| "Now able to continue playing [[
"#hating [[Final Fantasy XIII
"Best (and I'm sure for many, only) good line from [[
"What in the blue blazes is Vanille's accent meant to be? [[Not Even Bothering
{{quote| "[[
{{quote| "The first time I played [[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokémon Red]] I ignored my party and beat the whole game with an overpowered Charizard."<br />
"Actually a better [[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokémon Red]] confession would be that I honestly used my Master Ball on a Ditto. A Ditto!" }}
{{quote| "Currently (12/05/11) rockin out to The Bootleg [[
{{quote| "Why do people continue to follow me? I feel like I update about as much as a pregnant sloth."}}
{{quote| "Just saw [[
{{quote|"Well, I'm off to the daily grind that prevents me from videos. It involves a knife, a gun, a huge warehouse and a whole lot of shrink wrap."|Suede's description of his job (working in a grocery store warehouse organizing orders to different grocery stores across the South Island of New Zealand).}}
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{{quote| "Reading tweets while listening to [[Portishead]] does not a comfortable experience make."}}
{{quote| "Just discovered [[Pushing Up Roses]] et al. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!? Shortys is so nostalgic (and funny) it hurts! sniff... [[Putt
{{quote| "Don't you get it, people? Electronic beats, synthesized melodies, WOODWIND SOLOS!? We're reverting to [[The Eighties]] again! #make it stop"}}
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"I think it's the gamble that really hooks me. Will this next one be good? will it be bad...?" }}
{{quote| "As someone who religiously read the original [[Carl Barks]] [[Disney Ducks Comic Universe]] comics as a child, I will now nitpick where [[The Nostalgia Critic
##Why did they change Scrooge's shirt from red to blue? did they think it was too scottish?
##Scrooge didn't live in a mansion, and would rather shoot himself in the kneecap than hire a butler or a maid.
##Flintheart Glomgold was South African in the comics. Why did they change that? that's all I can think of for now."
{{quote|"by the way, I loved the show. I'm just messin' around."<br />
"That was all in response to [[Doug Walker]]'s excellent ''[[
"For those who asked, Yes, I have read ''[[The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck]]''. Favourite comic series after ''[[Watchmen]]''. It's awesome."|Suede's response to "[[The Nostalgia Critic
{{quote|"That out of the way, WOW what an awesome response! I must admit I had some self-doubt leading up to it, thank you all!"<br />
"I was also worried it would be overshadowed by [[The Spoony Experiment
"First bite back at nitpickers: We didn't get [[Exo Squad]] in New Zealand. We cool? X3"<br />
"Point Dos: I must apologise to [http://www.starfieldcreations.com/ Andrew Dickman] for giving a poor description for my [http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/#/d460vre title card], but it still works in that it has no spoilers!"<br />
"And one more before bed: I am SORRY I did not know [[
"Wow, I have twice as many comments as [[The Nostalgia Critic
"One thing I have learned since becoming a C-Grade Internet Celebrity is that it really is truly impossible to please everybody."<br />
"For every ''"[[Megas XLR]] rules!"'' there's ''"why you put dumb [[Megas XLR]]?"'' For every ''"you would've been lynched if [[
{{quote| "Currently playing [[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]. It's awesome, but why don't these modern Batman's ever give Scarecrow his hat? It was always so awesome!"}}
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