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{{quote|''"My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber."''|'''Ralphie''', ''[[A Christmas Story]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Piece-of-shit car, I got a piece-of-shit car<br />
The fucking pile of shit never gets me very far<br />
My car's a big piece of shit cuz the shocks are fucking shot<br />
And the seatbelt's fucking broken; I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit!)<br />
I can't see through the windshield, cuz it's got a big fucking crack<br />
And the interior smells real bad cuz my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit!)''|'''Adam Sandler''', "Ode to My Car"}}
 
{{quote|''I like driving in my car.<br />
It's not quite a Jaguar.<br />
I bought it at Primose Hill.<br />
From a bloke from Brazil.''|'''[[Madness (band)|Madness]]''', "Driving In My Car"}}
 
{{quote|'' '''STUPID CAR!'''<br />
You never get me very far, when<br />
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin.<br />
'''PIECE OF CRAP!'''<br />
I guess you want a piece of me,<br />
Since you're leaving all your pieces in the middle of the street,<br />
You '''HEAP OF JUNK!'''<br />
I don't know what I'm gonna do;<br />
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving '''YOU...!''' ''|'''Psychostick''', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwOWNxb6viU&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=15 Two Ton Paperweight]"}}
 
{{quote|'''Mark''': How could you run out of gas?<br />
'''Andy''': The gauge is busted. When I fill up, I zero out the trip odometer so I know how many miles before I need to fill up again.<br />
'''Mark''': So what happened?<br />
'''Andy''': The trip odometer's busted too. Piece of garbage car.|''[[The Pendragon Adventure]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|''Satan's on my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk <br />
Mephistopheles at the wheel because I'm too gosh darn drunk <br />
Baal's my passenger and Lucifer's beside him <br />
I got demons in the coolant, I got bats in the transmission<br />
This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame <br />
Got a car full of pain!''|'''The Arrogant Worms,''' "Car Full of Pain" }}
 
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