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* Ghostbusters:
** (When giving information about Ghostbuster toys) "Then we have all these weird ones that I don't even remember from the show. (holding up figure of [[Beauty and
** At the end when he cries/laughs at the [[A Winner Is You]] Ending.
* AVGN's review of Superman 64.
** "Looks like Superman's stroking his super dick.**
* The whole ''[[
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'''AVGN Fester:''' I think you'd better shut your ass! }}
** And at the part before that:
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'''AVGN Wednesday:''' This game had better stop SUCKING ASS or else I'm going to have give it the Finger. The middle finger. ''{{[[[Flipping the Bird]] flips the bird}}]'' }}
** Also, the AVGN ends the Sega Genesis review of ''The Addams Family'' with "This game is ASS!", with the letter "A" item and the two "$" collectibles forming the word "A$$". This is followed by a theme song parody by Kyle Justin (dressed up as Cousin Itt):
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A stupid piece of poopy.
I'd rather eat my dookie;
It makes me wanna pee.
Sucking some ass. ([[Precision F
Sucking some balls. (FUCK!!)<br />
Sucking some balls,<br />
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It's worse than gonorrhea.<br />
I'm gonna take that pee! }}
* The fake video game "The Book of Genesis" in the Bible Games review. A [[Sega Genesis]] based on the [[
** The whole ''Bible Adventures'' game, especially with Noah carrying the animals into the ark in "Noah's Ark".
*** A few examples of "[[David Versus Goliath|David and Goliath]]":
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*** The weird sound effects that a sheep makes, which the Nerd mimics.
*** Also:
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*** And:
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** Also, in ''Bible Buffet'':
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** When the Nerd plays "Flight to Egypt" for three seconds:
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* His [[Atari 5200]] review is full of classic moments, including the [[Hilarity Ensues|humorous montages of him just trying to just hook up and play the console]]. But the highlight has to be the ending:
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* [[Mundane Made Awesome|ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLL & ROCKER]]!! That's in his NES Accessories review.
** To the tune of the ''[[Duck Hunt]]'' Level 1 opening, Boo the Cat is on top of the TV screen before the Nerd yells at him to jump down. As the cat does, he swats at the flying duck on the TV screen a few times, then the duck flies away as the tune ends with the Dog's laugh, before the Nerd repeatedly shoots at the laughing Dog in anger.
** "I just shot down a duck by saying [[Precision F
** "FUCK FIRE!"
** [[Back to
** "YEAH! I'm [[It Makes Sense in Context|shooting ducks with a piano!]]"
* The entire ''[[
** "Oh, so is he a plumber? Well, the game's called 'Plumbers Don't Wear Ties,' so I guess it makes sense. He's a plumber and I don't see him wearing a tie." *screen shows John wearing a tie while holding a plunger* "What the fuck? [[Never Trust a Title|You can't even trust the damn title!]]"
** His rant at the end of the video.
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*** Complete with the crazy filtering found in the game's beginning, as well as pictures of random bears including a panda.
** When John and Jane first meet:
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AVGN: Yeah, OK. <br />
(A few seconds pass with John and Jane just staring at each other)<br />
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* The Nerd's heartfelt FUCK!! once he realized that the new ''[[Godzilla]]'' games were way better than the older ones. Cue in for the Nerd tumbling down SNES games Godzilla-style as the scream goes on in the background.
** And when he finds out what the [[Game Boy]] ''Godzilla'' game [[Super
* Four words: ''[[Bugs Bunny]]'s Birthday Blowout''. ''[[
** ''Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle'' might be even funnier, including some of the ways Bugs gets payback for the Nerd's abuse two years before.
* The beginning of the ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' video. For the first few seconds, you see a bunch of ''Nintendo Power'' magazines on the floor, and then...
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* The Nerd's reaction to level 8 of ''Little Red Hood'':
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* The scene in the [[Indiana Jones]] review in which AVGN whips an IJ cartridge. Funny not because of the whipping itself, but because an off-camera light goes off and James Rolfe [[Kayfabe|breaks character]] and says "Oh Shit!", meaning the gag didn't go off as planned.
** The enemy with the absurdly large life bar and the Nerd's increasingly horrified expression after he holds the whip button down without looking at the screen for ages and then finds it's only gone down two points.
* [[Most Annoying Sound|"Where did YOU learn to fly? Where did YOU learn to fly?"]]
** Where'd YOU learn to be an asshole!
* The Power Glove review, especially when the Nerd succeeds in landing the plane in ''[[Top Gun]]'' with the glove. His dumbfounded face is ''priceless''.
** "I lost to [[Punch
** "It's so bad it sucks! It so fucking sucks it fucks! And I....can't take anymore."
** There are two jokes that never fail to make me laugh in the Power Glove review:
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'''Nerd''': (playing [[Super Mario Bros. (
** His funniest moment has to be when he picks up his copy of ''[[Castlevania|Castlevania 2]]''- his first game review. If you saw it, you're well aware he '''''really''''' hates the shit out of that game and wouldn't dare play it again. So what does he do?
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* Even the ninja master can't beat ''[[
* The very last second of his ''Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde'' video, he tells everyone that he's [[Punctuated!
** His return to the game is another moment. Even after six years, he still hasn't gotten over the shock, as shown by him delaying the review for about two minutes and switching from his usual Rolling Rock beer to a bottle of whiskey.
*** His reaction to Jekyll killing a bee....
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*** "Watch out for the bird shit- wha-wha-wha-WHAT?!! *shows birds pooping* It's definitely shit in a Nintendo game!"
*** "...Now there's birds shitting into the piss fountain!"
** "Oh sorry honey, I had quite a day, just '''THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!''" What makes him think that the Church is gonna be any better? Is the priest gonna throw candles at him? [[Crosses the Line Twice|Is Jesus gonna come off the fucking cross and start hitting him with it!?]].
* His now immortal rant at the end of ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
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* "The game sucks, end of story, I wanna nail ''Roger Rabbit'' to the fucking cross"
* His opening rant about the [[Virtual Boy]] ending with "Come to think of it, you wouldn't want to play this thing in public anyway. You'd look like an asshole."
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* ''Let's play charades. [[Pitfall|Who]] am I?''
** The Nerd thinking up all the death-traps to put at the start of ''Super Pitfall''.
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* "You get 4 different kinds of ''[[Pong]]'', like... what the hell is this, ''Reverse Pong''? Okay... Oh, ''now'' what's this? ''Asshole Pong''? That's not fair!"
** The Nerd's comment on using the video connector and the box for the Wonder Wizard:
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* The Nerd's double review of the [[
** "SHIT THE FUCK?!"
* "I don't know one person who had a Sega CD. And why is that? BECAUSE IT FUCKIN' SU -- CAUSE-IT-FUCK -- CAUSE--IT--FUCK -- CAUSE----IT----FUCKIN'----'''SUCKS.'''"
* When he disposes of the horrid Winter Games cartridge by doing everything to it the warning label says not to: IE. shoves it in the oven and the freezer, runs water over it, pours alcohol into the component side, smashes it with a hammer and takes it apart before burning it in the fireplace.
** Also, when the Nerd comments on the name problems in the review:
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* After ranting about ''Hydlide'' for ages while pronouncing it "hide-lide", he then pauses and remarks: "Wait, maybe it's pronounced 'Hid-lide'."
* In his ''Ghostbusters'' review when he prank-calls a hardware store asking for Ghost Vacuums.
* [[Double Dragon|Bimmy and Jimmy?]] Bimmy's not even a real name!
* The ''[[Back to
** The look on the Nerd's face when he unwraps the Trak-Ball controller is ''priceless''. ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknyR-kRvLc 8:37])
*** As is getting smacked in the face by the Ebay packaging box. And the ending.
* Combining both a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]] and a Funny Moment together in once scene, at one point during the ''[[
** Kyle tries to join in, despite the Nerd's insistence he can't:
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'''Kyle''': [[Captain Obvious|...I pressed start]].<br />
'''James''': Ohhhhh! It's arcade style! }}
** The entire Battletoads review in general.
* The [[Hilarious Outtakes]] from [[
** Notable ones include:
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'''Ninja''': It's not a woman. }}
** And:
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'''Ninja''': Before you leap, you must look.
'''Nerd''': *dies again* I looked, I looked!
'''Ninja''': Before you look, you must think.
'''Nerd''': *dies again and gets angry*
'''Ninja''': [[Don't Think, Feel|Before you think, you must feel.]]<br />
'''Nerd''': *dies again* [[Precision F
'''Ninja''': Before you fuck, you must use proper protection. }}
** This is compared to the normal original episode, but different when the Ninja says, "Before you think, you must feel":
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'''Ninja''': Before you feel, you must--
'''Nerd''': I've had enough!! }}
*** There's also the way the ninja shrugs when saying the "Don't Think, Feel," line, as if it were obvious and he couldn't believe the nerd didn't know it.
** When the Nerd actually catches the Q-tip ''first time''. Their reactions are priceless, especially Rolfe's look of amazement and hilarity.
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* "It's time to start dropping some [[Cluster F
** His [[Heroic BSOD|breakdown]] after viewing a screwed up cutscene from [[The Legend of Zelda
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'''Zelda''': "''[[Moral Dissonance|Good.]]''"<br />
'''AVGN''': ''[[[Beat]], then starts laughing hysterically]'' Hehehehe! Good! Hehehehe! You've killed me! Good! Hehehehe! ''[flips off both middle fingers, and clucks like the [[Cluster F
** Also, his closing comments on the CD-i games:
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''[cue the farting to the tune of the 8-bit ''[[The Legend of Zelda (
* His reaction to learning that you can make [[
* From his second episode on Bible Games: "Kill all babies. '''Kill all babies?''' I'm playing a Nintendo game that has the words 'Kill all babies' in it?"
* The Action52 review has many.
** "Out of the way, you fucking ghosts! Here comes [[Gag Boobs|Mrs. Tits]], jumping like she's on the moon!"
** "Oh, fucking hell, there's a menorah shooting Q-tips! GET OUTTA THE WAY!"
** "You know what's more fun than playing Action 52? 52-card pickup. You know how you play that? *tosses deck of cards on ground* ''Pick up the cards!''"
** The Nintoaster. Also a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]].
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** "Are you shitting me? This game is shitting me." *cue the cartridge doing exactly that*
** "This guy doesn't understand the basic concept of a hooker. You're supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up."
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** The safety pins.
** The look on his face when he falls into the newbie trap. That is all.
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** His opinion on TV censorship.
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'''TV Version Nerd''': Whoever came up with this is an ass[[Sound Effect Bleep|*bleep*]]! Ass! Hole? [[Bleep, Dammit!|Ass*bleep*]]. [[Sarcasm Mode|Television makes a lot of sense]]. }}
** His immediate reaction to [[Mind Screw|Time Warp Tickers]]. Conveying "what the fuck" as much as possible with nothing but an expression.
** For some reason, just his understated reaction to the lack of enemies in the games.
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** The glorious return of Shit Pickle.
* His recent Cheetahmen review also has a couple of them too.
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** His reaction to seeing a dog getting graphically killed in the Sega Genesis' version of Action52.
** "...But you know what the ''really good'' news is? I'M DONE WITH [[Action 52]]!!"
* From his [[Dick Tracy (
** One guy? NO CONTINUES?! No, seriously, tell me why there's no fucking continues! WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES? WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! *He drinks madly, slopping it down himself, SCREAMS into a cushion and unleashes a fuck-stream like no other* Then his expression at the screwdriver bit.
* This excellent [[Visual Pun]] from his Star Trek review: "You want [[Star Trek II:
* During part 1 of his Halloween special reviewing the Dracula games, the Nerd had just gotten a game over from the SNES version of Bram Stoker's Dracula and while the credits were passing by, he saw the name [[Unfortunate Names|Fred Fuchs]]...
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** "DON'T KNOW HOW TO 'FUCK' SOMETHING" *Cue stunned silence and [[Face Palm]]*
** "Eat pillow." "Yuck!" "Okay, so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect THAT!"
** (When finishing ''[[Sesame Street
* The priceless look on his face in the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOnsTcFhUU&feature=related AVGN movie quote of the week] about Pokémon.
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* In his review of ''Super Mario Bros. 3'', after he calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to destroy the game:
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'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[Hypocritical Humor|WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]] }}
* Basically, all of the [[Rocky]] character glitches in his "Game Glitches" review. Primarily, the Clubber Lang one.
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** Or when the Glitch Gremlin turns the audience into glitches and makes the fighters disappear.
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** Let's not forget the [[Call Back]] to his ''Super Mario Bros 3'' review. "The gremlin prefers to stay away from this game. It's a bit too crowded with demonic possessions."
* His Batman review is simply put, awesome. Especially funny moments in the review includes his rant on ''[[Batman Forever]]'' and Mike Matei as the Joker.
** When he attempts to use the grappling hook in Batman Forever:
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** And the rant he delivers at the end is pure gold:
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** "Will the Bat-Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have in store? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel."
*** Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
*** [[Ass Shove|"I'm gonna shove these fucking games up your ass!"]] It ends with James having trouble jamming Batman on Commodore.
* When he ended up saying that having the Power Glove for ''[[Zelda II:
** You know, some of the descriptions from the first Zelda game starting from Like Like, the Link from the first Zelda game burning the Link from the second one with the Nerd's reaction to that, the two scenes where Link turned into a fairy at a high spot (followed by a return appearance from the Glitch Gremlin), and the scene where he has a hard time killing a ''[[Goddamned Bats|skull]]'' are also funny as well.
*** "I have better luck trying to fight my ''own'' shadow!" Cue him trying to beat his shadow on a wall, dislodging a poster and hurting one of his hands.
*** [[Awful Truth|"Awww no...]][[Alternative Character Interpretation|Link's a poon hound."]]
*** Also, when a lady in red invites Link over to restore his health, the Nerd describes it as [[Accidental Innuendo]] that is [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]:
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*** The Nerd's reaction to the Game Over screen:
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'''AVGN:''' Huh huh, huh huh, ''fuck'' you. }}
* The ''Chronologically Confused Zelda Timeline'', for the most part. One example is:
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* When he sees the [[Nintendo Power]] tip/cheat for ''[[
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* His detailed simile about the terrible hit detection in ''Transformers: Convoy no Nazo''
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* In the new Nintendo Nerd Revisited video, after completing ''[[Top Gun]]'''s final mission, the game forces him to land on the carrier one last time. This time, he says he knows what to do, but given the [[Fake Difficulty|unforgiving controls]] during landings, he overshoots the carrier... and his jet keeps going out of the TV screen, up past his wall, and breaks through his glass window to fly outside. The prolonged landing sound effect really sells it.
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** Him also wanting the M.C. Kids review to have a dance segment with the McDonald's mascots along with [[He
** His mocking of the ''[[Star Wars]]'' special editions.
** He calls [[Who Framed Roger Rabbit
** His description of the [[Fake Difficulty|colors of the]] [[The Problem
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** "Hey, I'm getting deja vu here!" When inserting the cartridge into the Nintoaster, cut to where he put the cartridge in a toaster the first time.
** His question on the origin of the [[Back to The Future]] games:
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** When he dies again in ''Back to the Future III'' on Sega Genesis.
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* His tantrum in the beginning of ''[[The Karate Kid]]'' with his slow motion "FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!", and banging his head through a kitchen cabinet.
** Even funnier when you realise he was holding the top of his head to soften the impact so that he didn't hurt himself.
* Even his retrospective on the ''[[Castlevania]]'' titles is pretty funny, such as his thoughts on "fuckness":
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** Most likely unintentional, but saying Carrie in ''[[Castlevania (Nintendo 64)]]'' was like a school girl, with the game footage where Carrie is saying "Don't treat me like a child."
** Also finding out that Bram Stoker's Dracula novel was canon with the games:
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*** Complete with the image of two cannons together and launching at the same time.
** From his review of ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
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* The part in his revisited ''Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde'' review where, while red in the face with alcohol and rage, he wailed an epic diatribe (particularly the close up rant with him spilling booze all over himself).
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** Also, his reaction to actually killing something with the cane. {{spoiler|Which turned out to be a bee.}}
* In his original ''[[Top Gun]]'' review, right near the end where he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPYFb8Yn0Io&feature=related attempts to land the plane one last time]. The entire sequence is silent, save for the white noise of the video game sound effects. Then as the plane gets closer and closer to the carrier, it cuts back to his excited face, but right at the last second, it crashes into the water. Then...
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** Granted, it wasn't the strongest swear, but it's still ''hilarious''.
*** Though he does scream "FUUUUUUUCK!" right after he says "ASS!"
* His review of ''Lester The Unlikely'' was one of his calmer videos, but it has its moments....
** The Nerd temporarily going [[Gosh Dang It to Heck]] during the cave stage.
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** Lester desperately running away from a group of bats.
** The Nerd's description in how the series would've evolved, culminating in ''Lester 5'' being a bag of poop.
** "I'd rather fuck the [[The Wizard of Oz (
** Playing ''The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe''. Just this...
** Deciding he's gone off all games and to watch TV instead. His TV turns out not to have an aerial connection and just produces static, causing him to remark "[[Take That|Modern TV sucks!]]"...[[Hypocritical Humor|before settling down to watch the static anyway]].
* In part one of his Terminator video game review, The Nerd's reaction to the maximum lives cap for the NES [[The Problem
** "Alright I'm back, all refreshed ready to play some more Terminator with all new extra lives. All 6 of them...[[Flat What|6?]] Only 6!? OK, I got to be honest, it's only one digit I didn't expect more than 9, but why a random number like 6!? That means that some fucked up masochist actually programmed it that way and made the decision "Hmmm, well let's see. Anything more than 6, that's too much." [[Cluster F
* His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvR_3OTxs8A&t=1m13s analogy] for the Genesis add-ons:
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* In the ''[[Star Wars]]'' games review, the Nerd's explanation regarding the "[[The Dog Shot First|who shot first]]" debate: {{spoiler|neither did and Luke Skywalker crashed his landspeeder right into Greedo right after Han Solo said "Over my dead body!"}}
** The Nerd's face when {{spoiler|he sees Darth Vader turn into a scorpion in the only Japanese Star Wars game on the Famicom}} is probably the funniest thing ''ever''.
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** His reaction to the relatively pointless tidbit in one game where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
*** "Yeah, thanks for telling me that. While you're at it, why don't you tell me something like 'Cows go "Moo!"'?"
** How about the end? As he's listing off a bunch of Star Wars games {{spoiler|(He soon just lists a bunch of made up names that get more and more bizarre as he goes on)}}, what is most likely one of the funniest [[
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** His thinking-out-loud speculation of the Death Star being a giant disco ball preceded by a giant dance floor in the middle of space and threatening to bring back disco is pretty darn funny.
* The Nerd playing Gyromite with R.O.B., with R.O.B. being the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''
* In his ''[[A Nightmare
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'''Other Clone:''' I gotta take a shit!
'''Nerd:''' Then ''take'' that shit! }}
** Also, this scene with the clones.
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'''Clone 1:''' "To hell with that...damn shit!"
'''Clone 2:''' "To hell with that damn...fuckin' shit!"
'''Clone 3:''' "...''To hell with that goddamn motherfuckin' bullshit!''"
'''Clone 2:''' "...Relax." }}
** The Nerd describing how [[Badass]] the main character is for defeating [[Giant Spider|spiders]] and snakes by simply punching them. You can hear him trying to control laughter while calling them "Assholes".
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** Later, when Freddy cuts a Nerd clone to pieces, he is somehow able to flip him off with his severed hand.
* From the [[
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** It's particularly funny for the [[Actor Allusion]], since Reginald VelJohnson plays Al Powell in the Die Hard series and Carl Winslow in Family Matters, explaining the subsequent Urkel pop-up.
** "There's guys coming out of every corner, there's guys coming out of the elevator, there's guys coming out of your ass..." which is immediately followed by an enemy sprite coming out of McClane's ass.
* From his Spielberg Games review:
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* James' [https://web.archive.org/web/20130920214642/http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/20/a-funny-outtake-and-new-avgn-coming-very-soon/ outtakes] for the Crazy Castle review, in which he, and everybody around him, simply cannot stop laughing at the lines that [[Actually Pretty Funny|he himself wrote]]. Doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]] when he finally says the line in one take at the end.
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* During his Accessories review, he tries the Roll & Rocker without much success. Then he mentions that he's heard you have to weigh less than a hundred pounds to use it.
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[The cat stands on the Roll & Rocker and makes it wobble a little, then climbs off and starts sniffing a cable]
"Cat's like 'Fuck that shit!'" }}
* The Nerd's face as he {{spoiler|flies into battle with R.O.B.}} Also doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]] when he [[Curb Stomp Battle|curbstomps]] the robot.
* When he went ballistic at the end of the Moonwalker review. Though, not as funny as...
** ...His unstoppable rage after playing the modern Godzilla games. Cue unstoppable rage after finding out they're better than the ones he grew up with and [[Cluster F
* I'm surprised there are no mentions of his review of the Wizard Of Oz SNES game. Mike's as the Cowardly Lion was just comic gold.
** I'm surprised James was able to finish the video considering how much he laughs during the outtakes. I would've died.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131107055643/http://cinemassacre.com/2011/06/21/tmnt-tuesday-tmnt-tournament-fighters-challenge/ TMNT Tournament Fighters Challenge]. James and Mike play a bit of the game with high stakes. The winner gets to watch the first TMNT movie, the loser has to watch the awful "Turtle Tunes". The ending is what makes it, {{spoiler|Mike gets so tired of the video, that he stops it and starts playing Super Metroid. James finds out and tells him if he doesn't finish it, he'll have to watch Turtle Tunes three times, plus We Wish You a Turtles Christmas, the third movie, and the Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour.}}
* The Nerd always growling and cussing through the whole ''Sunday Funday'' video game, especially when the skateboarder is forced to jump off a ledge after the Nerd realizes he forgot the balloon and can't go back for it; and when he keeps dying on the whole [[Springs Springs Everywhere|springs ordeal]] in the sewers.
** Also, when the Nerd realizes that "The Ride" is actually a sing-along to the (digitized) 4Him song rather than the "playable" game.
* Kyle Justin as Spider-Man, during the Nerd's review on [[Spider
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Takes a dump in a coffee can.
Plays some games, with a grudge,
Gonna shit out some anal fudge.
Look out, here come some shitty games.
Alcohol is his power source,
Takes a piss like a drunken horse.
Climbs a wall, then he falls;
[[Call Back|This game sucks his spider-balls.]]<br />
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games.<br />
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* Four words: [[Ninja Baseball Bat Man]].
* In the ''[[
* At the end of his ''Kid Kool'' review, the Nerd throws the cartridge over his shoulder, it lands in the garbage, and when he hears it, he looks back, then looks at the camera in surprise, as if ''James himself'' didn't actually intend for it to land in there.
* The ''[[Deadly Towers]]'' review. '''Full stop'''. At the end, he goes into a tirade of scatological metaphors that simply have to be heard to be believed.
** The part where he swears ''in [[Gratuitous German|German]]''.
* The ''[[Halloween (
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** Later, the Nerd goes to babysit at their house:
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* In the X-Men review, although it wasn't as funny as the other reviews, this troper just can't stop laughing from that one line.
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* The Nerd's theory about how [[Super Mario Bros 3
* The first episode was much less elaborate than later episodes. However, it still has some funny moments. The Nerd reviews Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. James' first words as the Nerd character? [[This Is Gonna Suck|"This game sucks!"]]
** His complaining about the box that pops up during the day-to-night transitions was also quite funny.
** "The ending sucks too."
* The parody of one [[Christmas Songs]], "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town":
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He's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls.
The Angry Video Game Nerd is here!
Oh, he's making a list, and checking it twice,
He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice.
The Angry Video Game Nerd is here!
He hates the games that stink;
He knows which games to break.
He just might even hate them all,
'Cause he's mad for fuckin' sake!
You'd better watch out, don't give these games a try;
You'd better not play 'em, he's telling you why.
The Angry Video Game Nerd is here! }}
* In the third [http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/724633 Bible Games] review, the Nerd plays some minigames in ''[[The Bible|The King James Version]]'' for archaic words that are in [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]. At one time, he types in the word "ASS", and there is a whole bunch of the KJV Bible passages with the word "ass", some of them [[Double Entendre
** In ''Adam and Eve'', he finds the game that is not the same as a Biblical story of Adam and Eve, instead about people floating in balloons fighting worms and eating the supposed "forbidden fruits" called [[How Do You Like Them Apples?|apples]]! "What were they thinking?!"
** When he plays "Flight to Egypt" for a second time, he picks up one trivia question scroll that has a fill-in-the-blank for Luke 10:18 (KJV), and says that anyone who's seen the film ''[[Street Fighter (
* A few funny parts in the review for ''[[The Wizard of Oz (
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* The part of his ''Dark Castle'' review when he dramatically pulls out the CD-i version of the game.
** Then the ending where he chains the Genesis cart and the CD-i disc to the wall and whips them like the torturer in the former version.
* His review of Silver Surfer:
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*cue the Nerd mimicking Silver Surfer's defeated pose* "Oh God, I can't fucking stand it..." }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktsVckLDm6M This outtakes video.] Seeing the Nerd go through his [[Memetic Mutation|famous]] '''''ASS!''''' scene in different pitches is ''hysterical''.
* His Spielberg games review is a good one, but the highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 [[Jurassic Park]] game [[Makes Just
* While taking time off from the regular videos to film his movie, James created a series of videos in which he answered fan messages from his Youtube page. Probably the most hilarious of all of them was one particular message from [https://web.archive.org/web/20130909195414/http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 this video] from a blogger who runs the "Fight Hard Blog." Incredibly funny all the way through, but the best part was the last sentence, which read, "Live like a windrammer as you fuck." James laughed himself silly at this one.
* In his review of ''[[Friday the
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** In an underrated moment, when the Nerd is trying to open the door, we see him undo the lock on the doorknob, then the lock above it. He then starts to open it...when it turns out there's still a latch on the door.
* His review of the Atari Jaguar sees him playing ''Attack Of The Mutant Penguins'', which he describes as the weirdest game he's ever played.
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[He trails off and mimes his head exploding from the sheer insanity of it all] }}
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