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* [[Most Annoying Sound|"Where did YOU learn to fly? Where did YOU learn to fly?"]]

** Where'd YOU learn to be an asshole!

** "I lost to [[Punch-Out!!|Glass Joe]]. ''[[Epic Fail|I lost...to]] [[Warmup Boss|Glass Joe]].''"

** "It's so bad it sucks! It so fucking sucks it fucks! And I....can't take anymore."

{{quote|'''Nerd''': (Holding the console with a menacing [[Death Glare]]) Castlevania II: Simon's Quest... There's only one way to play this with the Power Glove... ('''''PUNCH!''''')}}

* Even the ninja master can't beat ''[[Ninja Gaiden]]''. "Nunchaku-fuck!"

** His return to the game is another moment. Even after six years, he still hasn't gotten over the shock, as shown by him delaying the review for about two minutes and switching from his usual Rolling Rock beer to a bottle of whiskey.

*** His reaction to Jekyll killing a bee....

* After ranting about ''Hydlide'' for ages while pronouncing it "hide-lide", he then pauses and remarks: "Wait, maybe it's pronounced 'Hid-lide'."

* In his ''Ghostbusters'' review when he prank-calls a hardware store asking for Ghost Vacuums.

* The ''[[Back to the Future (film)|Back to The Future]]'' gag in the Atari 5200 "review." The TV power cord is just a couple inches too short. "Damn. Damn. Damn Damn!"

** The look on the Nerd's face when he unwraps the Trak-Ball controller is ''priceless''. ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknyR-kRvLc 8:37])

* His reaction to learning that you can make [[Michael Jackson]] grab his crotch in ''[[Moonwalker]]''.

* From his second episode on Bible Games: "Kill all babies. '''Kill all babies?''' I'm playing a Nintendo game that has the words 'Kill all babies' in it?"

** "Out of the way, you fucking ghosts! Here comes [[Gag Boobs|Mrs. Tits]], jumping like she's on the moon!"

** "Oh, fucking hell, there's a menorah shooting Q-tips! GET OUTTA THE WAY!"

** "Eat pillow." "Yuck!" "Okay, so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect THAT!"

** (When finishing ''[[Sesame Street|The Count's Countdown]]'') "Why am I playing this?"

{{quote|'''Nerd''': *blinks* The movie quote of the week is... what the fuck is this? *cracks up*}}

* In his review of ''Super Mario Bros. 3'', after he calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to destroy the game:

** The Nerd's description in how the series would've evolved, culminating in ''Lester 5'' being a bag of poop.

** "I'd rather fuck the [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|Wicked Witch of the West]][...]This nerd makes me look like [[Charles Bronson]]. [[Family Matters|Steve Urkel]] could beat the shit out of this guy."

** Deciding he's gone off all games and to watch TV instead. His TV turns out not to have an aerial connection and just produces static, causing him to remark "[[Take That|Modern TV sucks!]]"...[[Hypocritical Humor|before settling down to watch the static anyway]].

* In part one of his Terminator video game review, The Nerd's reaction to the maximum lives cap for the NES [[The Problem with Licensed Games|Terminator game.]]

* In the ''[[Swordquest]]'' episode, AVGN comments on the game's ''Earthworld'' part about [[Mundane Made Awesome|hearing an explosion sound every time you go through a door]]. His playing the game and jumping back at each "explosion" going through a door is priceless!

* At the end of his ''Kid Kool'' review, the Nerd throws the cartridge over his shoulder, it lands in the garbage, and when he hears it, he looks back, then looks at the camera in surprise, as if ''James himself'' didn't actually intend for it to land in there.

** The part where he swears ''in [[Gratuitous German|German]]''.

* The ''[[Halloween (film)|Halloween]]'' review. Early on, the Nerd runs into two trick-or-treaters, takes their bag, and defecates into it.