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* Ghostbusters:
** (When giving information about Ghostbuster toys) "Then we have all these weird ones that I don't even remember from the show. (holding up figure of [[Beauty and Thethe Beast (Disney)|Belle]]) This one I don't think-oh wait, that's not mine, get that the fuck outta here."
** At the end when he cries/laughs at the [[A Winner Is You]] Ending.
* AVGN's review of Superman 64.
** "Looks like Superman's stroking his super dick.**
* The whole ''[[The Addams Family (TV)|The Addams Family]]'' episode, including the entire family of the AVGNs [[Flipping the Bird]] at the screen to the classic ''Addams Family'' theme with fart noises at the end, and one of them says, in a nod to Donatello's line from ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Filmfilm)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] III'', "You were expecting, uh, maybe, uh, the ''Ninja Turtles''?" Also, while playing ''Fester's Quest'':
{{quote| '''AVGN Gomez:''' I think it's a shitload of fuck!<br />
'''AVGN Fester:''' I think you'd better shut your ass! }}
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It's worse than gonorrhea.<br />
I'm gonna take that pee! }}
* The fake video game "The Book of Genesis" in the Bible Games review. A [[Sega Genesis]] based on the [[Book of Genesis (Literature)|Book of Genesis]] with licensed [[Genesis (Musicband)|Genesis]] songs, such as Invisible Touch.
** The whole ''Bible Adventures'' game, especially with Noah carrying the animals into the ark in "Noah's Ark".
*** A few examples of "[[David Versus Goliath|David and Goliath]]":
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' ''[both the lion and the squirrel get knocked out]'' What? What happened? Did you see that? That lion just fell flat on his ass! And, he fell at the same time as the squirrel. So, who knocked them both out? Well, let's take a look at the whole replay and see what happened. Here, we see the [[Nutty Squirrel|squirrel]] throw an acorn. It clobbers the lion. BAM! Now, let's back up a bit. Just before he gets hit, this other squirrel throws another acorn, which comes right back down, and BAM! [[Hoist Byby His Own Petard|He knocked himself out with his own acorn.]] Dumb shit.}}
*** The weird sound effects that a sheep makes, which the Nerd mimics.
*** Also:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' ''[trying to catch sheep]'' Come on, you damn sheep. I'm not gonna hurt you. Sheepy, sheepy! ''[in higher-pitched tone]'' Sheepy, sheepy, sheepy! ''[in normal voice]'' Fuck this! I feel like a stupid asshole going after all these sheep for no reason.}}
*** And:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' The most fun I have in this game is watching [[Nutty Squirrel|that weird squirrel]]. I'm telling you, that squirrel does some weird shit. One minute, it's sleeping, then it runs up and over the tree, and-- ''[sees a squirrel climb up the sky because of some glitches]'' Oh my God! Look at that! It's a flying squirrel. Or, it's like climbing the sky! ''[squirrel vanishes]'' Where'd it go? ''[David jumps, and the squirrel reappears before it disappears again, for good this time]'' Oh, there it is! Wow. [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made Onon Drugs?|They were on drugs when they made this game.]]}}
** Also, in ''Bible Buffet'':
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' It's so rare to hear such a clear voice in a Nintendo game. But, I also suppose it's rare for Nintendo to have a Bible game with no references to the Bible, resembling Atari that's all about [[Everything Trying to Kill You|food trying to kill you]]. Yet it's also a board game rip-off with quizzes that you can't answer. And, if it's a Bible game, why do you blow a snowman's head off? Whatever happened to "[[Thou Shalt Not Kill]]"? Please, somebody tell me. What the hell am I playing? I kinda like it, but I gotta turn it off before I go insane.}}
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** "I just shot down a duck by saying [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]]."
** "FUCK FIRE!"
** [[Back to Thethe Future (Filmfilm)|"You gotta use your hands?]] [[Shout-Out|That's like a baby's toy."]]
** "YEAH! I'm [[It Makes Sense in Context|shooting ducks with a piano!]]"
* The entire ''[[Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (Visual Novel)|Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]]'' video. The. Entire. Video. [[Angrish|His reaction]] to the '''upside down fucking chicken mask''' is probably the absolute pinnacle of his entire videography.
** "Oh, so is he a plumber? Well, the game's called 'Plumbers Don't Wear Ties,' so I guess it makes sense. He's a plumber and I don't see him wearing a tie." *screen shows John wearing a tie while holding a plunger* "What the fuck? [[Never Trust a Title|You can't even trust the damn title!]]"
** His rant at the end of the video.
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* The Nerd's heartfelt FUCK!! once he realized that the new ''[[Godzilla]]'' games were way better than the older ones. Cue in for the Nerd tumbling down SNES games Godzilla-style as the scream goes on in the background.
** And when he finds out what the [[Game Boy]] ''Godzilla'' game [[Super-Deformed|actually looks like]] in gameplay after the promising opening credits...
* Four words: ''[[Bugs Bunny]]'s Birthday Blowout''. ''[[Bittersweet Candy Bowl (Webcomic)|Bittersweet Candy Bowl]]'' creator Taeshi [http://www.formspring.me/taeshi/q/236061560869496300 has admitted this to be among her favorites], along with the aforementioned reviews of the Atari 5200 and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
** ''Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle'' might be even funnier, including some of the ways Bugs gets payback for the Nerd's abuse two years before.
* The beginning of the ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' video. For the first few seconds, you see a bunch of ''Nintendo Power'' magazines on the floor, and then...
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** Where'd YOU learn to be an asshole!
* The Power Glove review, especially when the Nerd succeeds in landing the plane in ''[[Top Gun]]'' with the glove. His dumbfounded face is ''priceless''.
** "I lost to [[Punch Out (Video Game)|Glass Joe]]. ''[[Epic Fail|I lost...to]] [[Warmup Boss|Glass Joe]].''"
** "It's so bad it sucks! It so fucking sucks it fucks! And I....can't take anymore."
** There are two jokes that never fail to make me laugh in the Power Glove review:
{{quote| '''Nerd''': (playing [[Bubble Bobble (Video Game)|Bubble Bobble]]) If you're trying to pop the bubbles, good luck! Sucks monkey fuck! (pops into view) Sucks monkey fuck!<br />
'''Nerd''': (playing [[Super Mario Bros. (Videovideo Gamegame)|Super Mario Bros]]) All right, Mario, you don't have to keep jumping. At least he made it over the Goomba; you were lucky, ya ''fuck''. }}
** His funniest moment has to be when he picks up his copy of ''[[Castlevania|Castlevania 2]]''- his first game review. If you saw it, you're well aware he '''''really''''' hates the shit out of that game and wouldn't dare play it again. So what does he do?
{{quote| '''Nerd''': (Holding the console with a menacing [[Death Glare]]) Castlevania II: Simon's Quest... There's only one way to play this with the Power Glove... ('''''PUNCH!''''')}}
* Even the ninja master can't beat ''[[Ninja Gaiden (Video Game)|Ninja Gaiden]]''. "Nunchaku-fuck!"
* The very last second of his ''Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde'' video, he tells everyone that he's [[Punctuated for Emphasis|Dead. Fucking. Serious]] about how bad this game is, [[Corpsing|only to start laughing as the camera cuts out.]]
** His return to the game is another moment. Even after six years, he still hasn't gotten over the shock, as shown by him delaying the review for about two minutes and switching from his usual Rolling Rock beer to a bottle of whiskey.
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* In his ''Ghostbusters'' review when he prank-calls a hardware store asking for Ghost Vacuums.
* [[Double Dragon|Bimmy and Jimmy?]] Bimmy's not even a real name!
* The ''[[Back to Thethe Future (Filmfilm)|Back to The Future]]'' gag in the Atari 5200 "review." The TV power cord is just a couple inches too short. "Damn. Damn. Damn Damn!"
** The look on the Nerd's face when he unwraps the Trak-Ball controller is ''priceless''. ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknyR-kRvLc 8:37])
*** As is getting smacked in the face by the Ebay packaging box. And the ending.
* Combining both a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]] and a Funny Moment together in once scene, at one point during the ''[[Battletoads (Video Game)|Battletoads]]'', James and Kyle just start groovin' out to the techno music during the Pause screen.
** Kyle tries to join in, despite the Nerd's insistence he can't:
{{quote| '''James''': ''(as P1 and P2 descend on the stage)'' Wait...how'd you do that?<br />
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'''James''': Ohhhhh! It's arcade style! }}
** The entire Battletoads review in general.
* The [[Hilarious Outtakes]] from [[Ninja Gaiden (Video Game)|Ninja Gaiden]]. Kevin is just incredible.
** Notable ones include:
{{quote| '''Nerd''': Yeah yeah, I'm doing good!<br />
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{{quote| '''Ninja''': My work here is done.}}
* "It's time to start dropping some [[Cluster F-Bomb|F-Bombs!]]"
** His [[Heroic BSOD|breakdown]] after viewing a screwed up cutscene from [[The Legend ofLegendof Zelda CDiCDI Games|Wand of Gamelon]]:
{{quote| '''Hectan''': "''You've killed me!''"<br />
'''Zelda''': "''[[Moral Dissonance|Good.]]''"<br />
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** Also, his closing comments on the CD-i games:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' "These games are as worthwhile as melting dog shit in a frying pan! ''[piles up all three Zelda CD-i games]'' Yeah, you put some buffalo puke and some cat piss all over it, and you have a shit sandwich that is Zelda CD-i! This game fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses one CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses another CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses a third CD with a crash]'' oh, yeah, and the [[Hotel Mario|Mario game]], that one sucks too! ''[tosses the CD with a fourth crash]'' CD-i SUCKS!"<br />
''[cue the farting to the tune of the 8-bit ''[[The Legend of Zelda (Videovideo Gamegame)|The Legend of Zelda]]'' game opening]'' }}
* His reaction to learning that you can make [[Michael Jackson (Music)|Michael Jackson]] grab his crotch in ''[[Moonwalker]]''.
* From his second episode on Bible Games: "Kill all babies. '''Kill all babies?''' I'm playing a Nintendo game that has the words 'Kill all babies' in it?"
* The Action52 review has many.
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** His reaction to seeing a dog getting graphically killed in the Sega Genesis' version of Action52.
** "...But you know what the ''really good'' news is? I'M DONE WITH [[Action 52]]!!"
* From his [[Dick Tracy (Comiccomic Stripstrip)|Dick Tracy]] review: "If this game is dick, then we were the balls!" Not only that, but at the end of the review, when he goes absolutely batshit like we've never seen him before. Sure he gets really angry at games often but this one cannot fail to take people aback at his pure psychopathic RAGE:
** One guy? NO CONTINUES?! No, seriously, tell me why there's no fucking continues! WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES? WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! *He drinks madly, slopping it down himself, SCREAMS into a cushion and unleashes a fuck-stream like no other* Then his expression at the screwdriver bit.
* This excellent [[Visual Pun]] from his Star Trek review: "You want [[Star Trek II: theThe Wrath of Khan|Genesis?]] *holds up [[Sega Genesis]]* You can have Genesis.
* During part 1 of his Halloween special reviewing the Dracula games, the Nerd had just gotten a game over from the SNES version of Bram Stoker's Dracula and while the credits were passing by, he saw the name [[Unfortunate Names|Fred Fuchs]]...
{{quote| '''Nerd''': Wait, who's this? Fred Fudges..Fred Fuchs?? Fred Fuchs! Fred Fuchs! Oh my god, [[Lampshaded Double Entendre|Fred Fuchs!]] Oh my God, its Fred Fuchs! Ohhhohoho, Fred Fuchs!}}
** "DON'T KNOW HOW TO 'FUCK' SOMETHING" *Cue stunned silence and [[Face Palm]]*
** "Eat pillow." "Yuck!" "Okay, so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect THAT!"
** (When finishing ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|The Count's Countdown]]'') "Why am I playing this?"
* The priceless look on his face in the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KOnsTcFhUU&feature=related AVGN movie quote of the week] about Pokémon.
{{quote| '''Nerd''': *blinks* The movie quote of the week is... what the fuck is this? *cracks up*}}
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*** Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
*** [[Ass Shove|"I'm gonna shove these fucking games up your ass!"]] It ends with James having trouble jamming Batman on Commodore.
* When he ended up saying that having the Power Glove for ''[[Zelda II: theThe Adventure of Link]]'' would make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss in Dark/Shadow Link and showing the ending while saying how good, but impossibly hard it is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He even turns off the TV while it was showing the ending...only for him to return on the TV ''while'' it was showing the ending. Can also be considered a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]].
** You know, some of the descriptions from the first Zelda game starting from Like Like, the Link from the first Zelda game burning the Link from the second one with the Nerd's reaction to that, the two scenes where Link turned into a fairy at a high spot (followed by a return appearance from the Glitch Gremlin), and the scene where he has a hard time killing a ''[[Goddamned Bats|skull]]'' are also funny as well.
*** "I have better luck trying to fight my ''own'' shadow!" Cue him trying to beat his shadow on a wall, dislodging a poster and hurting one of his hands.
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'''AVGN:''' Huh huh, huh huh, ''fuck'' you. }}
* The ''Chronologically Confused Zelda Timeline'', for the most part. One example is:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' ''{{[[[The Legend of Zelda: MajorasMajora's Mask (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask]] Majora's Mask}}]'' is a sequel to ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|Ocarina of Time]]''. But, wait! Not a sequel to the end where adult Link defeats Ganon, no! It's a sequel to young Link after he got sent back! So now, any speculation of Nintendo ever making a sequel to ''[[Zelda II: theThe Adventure of Link (Video Game)|Zelda II the Adventure of Link]]'' is deader than shit. They can't even make a sequel that follows in consecutive order. Instead, they just keep going back, and then maybe taking a small step up again, and then back again! [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|We have a sequel to the original, a PREQUEL to the original, a sequel to the prequel, a PREQUEL to the prequel, and a SEQUEL to the young Link of the prequel's prequel!]] WHAT THE FUCK?!? }}
* When he sees the [[Nintendo Power]] tip/cheat for ''[[Milons Secret Castle (Video Game)|Milon's Secret Castle]]'' is just how to play the game.
{{quote| "The basic rules for this game require Nintendo Power! ''That'' is some fuck!"}}
* His detailed simile about the terrible hit detection in ''Transformers: Convoy no Nazo''
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* In the new Nintendo Nerd Revisited video, after completing ''[[Top Gun]]'''s final mission, the game forces him to land on the carrier one last time. This time, he says he knows what to do, but given the [[Fake Difficulty|unforgiving controls]] during landings, he overshoots the carrier... and his jet keeps going out of the TV screen, up past his wall, and breaks through his glass window to fly outside. The prolonged landing sound effect really sells it.
{{quote| "Hey, if someone sees that plane, can you let me know?"}}
** Him also wanting the M.C. Kids review to have a dance segment with the McDonald's mascots along with [[He -Man and Thethe Masters of Thethe Universe|Skeletor]] and [[Dracula]] a la the CGI dance segment in the re-release of [[Return of the Jedi]]
** His mocking of the ''[[Star Wars]]'' special editions.
** He calls [[Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Film)|Jessica Rabbit]]'s phone number 20 years after the game came out, his reaction to finding out it's a sex line is priceless.
** His description of the [[Fake Difficulty|colors of the]] [[The Problem Withwith Licensed Games|LJN]] [[They Just Didn't Care|Rainbow]]
{{quote| "{{color|purple|Purple}} for "Putrid Gameplay", {{color|blue|Blue}} for "Bad Musical Abominations", {{color|green|Green}} for "Graphical Farts and Garlic", {{color|yellow|Yellow}} for "Piss-Poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material", {{color|orange|Orange}} for "Orange you a fucking idiot!", and {{color|red|Red}} for "High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism"! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!"}}
** "Hey, I'm getting deja vu here!" When inserting the cartridge into the Nintoaster, cut to where he put the cartridge in a toaster the first time.
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* Even his retrospective on the ''[[Castlevania]]'' titles is pretty funny, such as his thoughts on "fuckness":
{{quote| "What in the unholy name of ''ass'' is ''this'' fuckness?! Oh wait, that's not a word? Well, it ''should'' be."}}
** Most likely unintentional, but saying Carrie in ''[[Castlevania (Nintendo 64)]]'' was like a school girl, with the game footage where Carrie is saying "Don't treat me like a child."
** Also finding out that Bram Stoker's Dracula novel was canon with the games:
{{quote| "It's like taking two cannons and putting them together!"}}
*** Complete with the image of two cannons together and launching at the same time.
** From his review of ''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Video Game)|Symphony of the Night]]'':
{{quote| "What are these, skeletons shooting lasers out their cocks?"}}
* The part in his revisited ''Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde'' review where, while red in the face with alcohol and rage, he wailed an epic diatribe (particularly the close up rant with him spilling booze all over himself).
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** Lester desperately running away from a group of bats.
** The Nerd's description in how the series would've evolved, culminating in ''Lester 5'' being a bag of poop.
** "I'd rather fuck the [[The Wizard of Oz (Filmfilm)|Wicked Witch of the West]][...]This nerd makes me look like [[Charles Bronson]]. [[Family Matters (TV)|Steve Urkel]] could beat the shit out of this guy."
** Playing ''The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe''. Just this...
** Deciding he's gone off all games and to watch TV instead. His TV turns out not to have an aerial connection and just produces static, causing him to remark "[[Take That|Modern TV sucks!]]"...[[Hypocritical Humor|before settling down to watch the static anyway]].
* In part one of his Terminator video game review, The Nerd's reaction to the maximum lives cap for the NES [[The Problem Withwith Licensed Games|Terminator game.]]
** "Alright I'm back, all refreshed ready to play some more Terminator with all new extra lives. All 6 of them...[[Flat What|6?]] Only 6!? OK, I got to be honest, it's only one digit I didn't expect more than 9, but why a random number like 6!? That means that some fucked up masochist actually programmed it that way and made the decision "Hmmm, well let's see. Anything more than 6, that's too much." [[Cluster F-Bomb|Fucking asshole!]]
* His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvR_3OTxs8A&t=1m13s analogy] for the Genesis add-ons:
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* The Nerd playing Gyromite with R.O.B., with R.O.B. being the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''
* In his ''[[A Nightmare On Elm Street (Film)|A Nightmare Onon Elm Street]]'' review, he clones himself. He and his 3 clones debate what to do to the game, finally deciding to defecate on it.
{{quote| '''Clone:''' I don't gotta take a shit, you gotta take a shit?<br />
'''Other Clone:''' I gotta take a shit!<br />
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{{quote| AVGN: Spiders! (Shows spider plush) PUNCH 'EM! (Does so, complete with sound effects) Snakes! Oh, you want some too? (beats toy snake down to the ground)}}
** Later, when Freddy cuts a Nerd clone to pieces, he is somehow able to flip him off with his severed hand.
* From the [[Die Hard (Film)|Die Hard]] review.
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' And officer [[Family Matters (TV)|Carl Winslow]] keeps talking to me, then the police car blows up, I'm like 'Well, what does this have to do with anything?', then [[Family Matters (TV)|Steve Urkel]] comes on and I'm like, 'What the [[Precision F-Strike|fuck?!]]'}}
** It's particularly funny for the [[Actor Allusion]], since Reginald VelJohnson plays Al Powell in the Die Hard series and Carl Winslow in Family Matters, explaining the subsequent Urkel pop-up.
** "There's guys coming out of every corner, there's guys coming out of the elevator, there's guys coming out of your ass..." which is immediately followed by an enemy sprite coming out of McClane's ass.
* From his Spielberg Games review:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' [Checking through his box of Spielberg Games] "''Super [[Schindler's List (Film)|Schindler's List]] 3D''?! Nah, just kidding."}}
* James' [http://cinemassacre.com/2009/08/20/a-funny-outtake-and-new-avgn-coming-very-soon/ outtakes] for the Crazy Castle review, in which he, and everybody around him, simply cannot stop laughing at the lines that [[Actually Pretty Funny|he himself wrote]]. Doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]] when he finally says the line in one take at the end.
{{quote| "Alright. That's it. I'm done with this game. I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamus's butt while its muck spreads! That's when a hippo takes a shit: rather than allowing the shit to drop from its anus, it presses its tail against its ass crack, waving it back and forth, shredding the shit all over the place! That's as much fun as this game is, like putting a turd in a fan or a band saw. You just don't do it!"}}
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* The Nerd always growling and cussing through the whole ''Sunday Funday'' video game, especially when the skateboarder is forced to jump off a ledge after the Nerd realizes he forgot the balloon and can't go back for it; and when he keeps dying on the whole [[Springs Springs Everywhere|springs ordeal]] in the sewers.
** Also, when the Nerd realizes that "The Ride" is actually a sing-along to the (digitized) 4Him song rather than the "playable" game.
* Kyle Justin as Spider-Man, during the Nerd's review on [[Spider -Man]] games. Spider-Man's reaction to the Atari 2600 [[Spider -Man]] game: "THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER-BALLS!" The Spider-Man parody song also deserves a mention:
{{quote| Spider-Man, Spider-Man<br />
Takes a dump in a coffee can.<br />
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All over Spider-Man. }}
* Four words: [[Ninja Baseball Bat Man]].
* In the ''[[Swordquest (Video Game)|Swordquest]]'' episode, AVGN comments on the game's ''Earthworld'' part about [[Mundane Made Awesome|hearing an explosion sound every time you go through a door]]. His playing the game and jumping back at each "explosion" going through a door is priceless!
* At the end of his ''Kid Kool'' review, the Nerd throws the cartridge over his shoulder, it lands in the garbage, and when he hears it, he looks back, then looks at the camera in surprise, as if ''James himself'' didn't actually intend for it to land in there.
* The ''[[Deadly Towers]]'' review. '''Full stop'''. At the end, he goes into a tirade of scatological metaphors that simply have to be heard to be believed.
** The part where he swears ''in [[Gratuitous German|German]]''.
* The ''[[Halloween (Filmfilm)|Halloween]]'' review. Early on, the Nerd runs into two trick-or-treaters, takes their bag, and defecates into it.
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' It's not chocolate, nor is it poop, it's ''[[Precision F-Strike|shit!]]''}}
** Later, the Nerd goes to babysit at their house:
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* In the X-Men review, although it wasn't as funny as the other reviews, this troper just can't stop laughing from that one line.
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' Sorry to burst your bubbles, huh-huh!}}
* The Nerd's theory about how [[Super Mario Bros 3 (Video Game)|Super Mario Bros. 3]] is possessed. The way that he starts off really calm and gets more and more panicky as it goes on is priceless.
* The first episode was much less elaborate than later episodes. However, it still has some funny moments. The Nerd reviews Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest. James' first words as the Nerd character? [[This Is Gonna Suck|"This game sucks!"]]
** His complaining about the box that pops up during the day-to-night transitions was also quite funny.
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* In the third [http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/724633 Bible Games] review, the Nerd plays some minigames in ''[[The Bible|The King James Version]]'' for archaic words that are in [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]. At one time, he types in the word "ASS", and there is a whole bunch of the KJV Bible passages with the word "ass", some of them [[Double Entendre|Double Entendres]], including the words "[[Have a Gay Old Time|dumb ass]]". Even the Nerd breaks down in laughter, and then says that [[I'm Going to Hell For This|he's "going to hell" for this]].
** In ''Adam and Eve'', he finds the game that is not the same as a Biblical story of Adam and Eve, instead about people floating in balloons fighting worms and eating the supposed "forbidden fruits" called [[How Do You Like Them Apples?|apples]]! "What were they thinking?!"
** When he plays "Flight to Egypt" for a second time, he picks up one trivia question scroll that has a fill-in-the-blank for Luke 10:18 (KJV), and says that anyone who's seen the film ''[[Street Fighter (Filmfilm)|Street Fighter]]'' should know the answer for that passage<ref> though, of course, M. Bison actually quoted it from ''[[Paradise Lost]]''</ref>!
* A few funny parts in the review for ''[[The Wizard of Oz (Filmfilm)|The Wizard of Oz]]'':
{{quote| "Let's start off with the enemy run-down. We got [[Everything Trying to Kill You|bloodthirsty bluebirds, frogs, chattering teeth, pink soldiers, some weird-looking dude, flying elephants, which are supposed to be monkeys, a blobby blue guy, and killer chairs]]! Is this ''The Wizard of Oz'' or ''[[Pee Wees Playhouse (TV)|Pee-Weewee's Playhouse]]''?!?! Then, there's all these buzzsaws. Kinda violent, don't you think? [[Everything Trying to Kill You|Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you!]]" ''*pulls out a clock*'' "OH, GOD! HERE IT IS!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOCK!!!" ''*gets himself hit*''}}
* The part of his ''Dark Castle'' review when he dramatically pulls out the CD-i version of the game.
** Then the ending where he chains the Genesis cart and the CD-i disc to the wall and whips them like the torturer in the former version.
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*cue the Nerd mimicking Silver Surfer's defeated pose* "Oh God, I can't fucking stand it..." }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktsVckLDm6M This outtakes video.] Seeing the Nerd go through his [[Memetic Mutation|famous]] '''''ASS!''''' scene in different pitches is ''hysterical''.
* His Spielberg games review is a good one, but the highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 [[Jurassic Park]] game [[Makes Just Asas Much Sense in Context|wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* While taking time off from the regular videos to film his movie, James created a series of videos in which he answered fan messages from his Youtube page. Probably the most hilarious of all of them was one particular message from [http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 this video] from a blogger who runs the "Fight Hard Blog." Incredibly funny all the way through, but the best part was the last sentence, which read, "Live like a windrammer as you fuck." James laughed himself silly at this one.
* In his review of ''[[Friday the 13th (Videovideo Gamegame)|Friday the 13 th]]'', the game's [[It's a Wonderful Failure|dark game over screen]] prompts to come up with an idea for the theoretical sequel's game over screen. The results? This:
{{quote| You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. [[Your Mom]]'s a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Deal with it. [[Game Over]].}}
** In an underrated moment, when the Nerd is trying to open the door, we see him undo the lock on the doorknob, then the lock above it. He then starts to open it...when it turns out there's still a latch on the door.
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