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** "I just shot down a duck by saying [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]]."
** "FUCK FIRE!"
** [[Back to The Future (Film)|"You gotta use your hands?]] [[Shout
** "YEAH! I'm [[It Makes Sense in Context|shooting ducks with a piano!]]"
* The entire ''[[Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (Visual Novel)|Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]]'' video. The. Entire. Video. [[Angrish|His reaction]] to the '''upside down fucking chicken mask''' is probably the absolute pinnacle of his entire videography.
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AVGN: What the fuck... }}
* The Nerd's heartfelt FUCK!! once he realized that the new ''[[Godzilla]]'' games were way better than the older ones. Cue in for the Nerd tumbling down SNES games Godzilla-style as the scream goes on in the background.
** And when he finds out what the [[Game Boy]] ''Godzilla'' game [[Super
* Four words: ''[[Bugs Bunny]]'s Birthday Blowout''. ''[[Bittersweet Candy Bowl (Webcomic)|Bittersweet Candy Bowl]]'' creator Taeshi [http://www.formspring.me/taeshi/q/236061560869496300 has admitted this to be among her favorites], along with the aforementioned reviews of the Atari 5200 and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
** ''Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle'' might be even funnier, including some of the ways Bugs gets payback for the Nerd's abuse two years before.
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'''AVGN:''' Huh huh, huh huh, ''fuck'' you. }}
* The ''Chronologically Confused Zelda Timeline'', for the most part. One example is:
{{quote| '''AVGN:''' ''{{[[[The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask]] Majora's Mask}}]'' is a sequel to ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|Ocarina of Time]]''. But, wait! Not a sequel to the end where adult Link defeats Ganon, no! It's a sequel to young Link after he got sent back! So now, any speculation of Nintendo ever making a sequel to ''[[Zelda II the Adventure of Link (Video Game)|Zelda II the Adventure of Link]]'' is deader than shit. They can't even make a sequel that follows in consecutive order. Instead, they just keep going back, and then maybe taking a small step up again, and then back again! [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|We have a sequel to the original, a PREQUEL to the original, a sequel to the prequel, a PREQUEL to the prequel, and a SEQUEL to the young Link of the prequel's prequel!]] WHAT THE FUCK?!? }}
* When he sees the [[Nintendo Power]] tip/cheat for ''[[Milons Secret Castle (Video Game)|Milon's Secret Castle]]'' is just how to play the game.
{{quote| "The basic rules for this game require Nintendo Power! ''That'' is some fuck!"}}
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The Angry Video Game Nerd is here! }}
* In the third [http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/724633 Bible Games] review, the Nerd plays some minigames in ''[[The Bible|The King James Version]]'' for archaic words that are in [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]. At one time, he types in the word "ASS", and there is a whole bunch of the KJV Bible passages with the word "ass", some of them [[Double Entendre|Double Entendres]], including the words "[[Have a Gay Old Time|dumb ass]]". Even the Nerd breaks down in laughter, and then says that [[I'm Going to Hell For This|he's "going to hell" for this]].
** In ''Adam and Eve'', he finds the game that is not the same as a Biblical story of Adam and Eve, instead about people floating in balloons fighting worms and eating the supposed "forbidden fruits" called [[How Do You Like Them Apples?|apples]]! "What were they thinking?!"
** When he plays "Flight to Egypt" for a second time, he picks up one trivia question scroll that has a fill-in-the-blank for Luke 10:18 (KJV), and says that anyone who's seen the film ''[[Street Fighter (Film)|Street Fighter]]'' should know the answer for that passage<ref> though, of course, M. Bison actually quoted it from ''[[Paradise Lost]]''</ref>!
* A few funny parts in the review for ''[[The Wizard of Oz (Film)|The Wizard of Oz]]'':
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* His Spielberg games review is a good one, but the highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 [[Jurassic Park]] game [[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* While taking time off from the regular videos to film his movie, James created a series of videos in which he answered fan messages from his Youtube page. Probably the most hilarious of all of them was one particular message from [http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 this video] from a blogger who runs the "Fight Hard Blog." Incredibly funny all the way through, but the best part was the last sentence, which read, "Live like a windrammer as you fuck." James laughed himself silly at this one.
* In his review of ''[[Friday the
{{quote| You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. [[Your Mom]]'s a fucking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Deal with it. [[Game Over]].}}
** In an underrated moment, when the Nerd is trying to open the door, we see him undo the lock on the doorknob, then the lock above it. He then starts to open it...when it turns out there's still a latch on the door.
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