The Bartender: Difference between revisions

m
Mass update links
m (Mass update links)
m (Mass update links)
Line 3:
 
 
{{quote|''"I'm Guinan. I tend bar and I listen."''|'''Guinan''', ''[[Star Trek: theThe Next Generation]]''}}
 
Working in a bar is never easy. You have to deal with [[Player Characters|lowlifes, drunks, soldiers]] who will harass the female entertainment and some of the clientele with their better armed arsenal, and the average Joe who [[The Confidant|confesses his life problems to you]] as you pour him another round. This is the life of [[The Bartender]]: he pours a round and just quietly listens and observes the setting.
 
Unless, of course, he's asked for advice. Just how valuable this advice might be depends on the story, but when you're desperate and maybe a bit drunk, it might seem like a good idea. Expect him to hear "[[I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!]]" pretty often. The ''real'' weirdos will be the ones who get [[Drunk Onon Milk]].
 
Many bartenders are [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|known only by their nickname]]. They also often take up the duty of a [[Quest Giver|quest givers]] in [[You All Meet in An Inn|any fantasy]] (or [[Feudal Future|science-fantasy]])-themed [[Tabletop Game]].
Line 19:
 
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* At the center of the ''[[Criminal (Comic Book)|Criminal]]'' universe is Gnarly, the ex-boxer who runs The Undertow, a dive bar frequented by crooks, con-men and people who just plain run out of luck. Like most bartenders, he has seen and knows a lot more than he lets on, and is extremely judicious in applying it.
* A [[Nice Guy]] bartender shows up in one story in ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' and ends up helping Tulip's best friend with some sage advise while she's feeling down about her (lack of a) love life. And then, because this is a [[Garth Ennis]] comic, we get a hilarious (for us, not for him) story about how he ended up chemically castrated after he got mistaken for a child molester by the police.
* Kadies in ''[[Sin City]]'' usually has waitress Shellie in the role as an earpiece as evident by Dwight's background confessions seen in many stories. Her (and Kadie to a lesser extent) seem to be able to get Marv calmed down, no easy feat.
Line 25:
== [[Film]] ==
* Cheech Marin's character in Robert Rodriquez's ''Desperado'' didn't even have a name. He was just called "[[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Short Bartender]]."
* [[Danny Trejo]] tended bar in both ''[[From Dusk Tilltill Dawn]]'' and ''[[Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy]]''. The roles wouldn't be that noticeable if they weren't being played by DANNY FREAKING TREJO!!!
* Brian Flanagan (played by Tom Cruise) learns the fine art of bartending from Doug Coughlin (Brian Brown) in ''[[Cocktail]]''.
* The extremely creepy Lloyd of the extremely creepy Overlook Hotel in ''[[The Shining]]''.
* Joe in ''The Sky's the Limit'', who is addressed in the movie's [[Breakaway Pop Hit]], "One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)."
* In ''[[Keeping the Faith]]'', the [[Framing Device]] is the priest (name?) "confessing" to [[The Bartender]].
* In ''[[Bunraku (Film)|Bunraku]]'', [[Woody Harrelson]]'s character is a bartender who goes simply by the name [[No Name Given|The Bartender]].
 
== [[Literature]] ==
* {{spoiler|Justin}} Callahan of the ''[[Callahan's Crosstime Saloon (Literature)|Callahans Crosstime Saloon]]'' stories by Spider Robinson.
* "Mac", who runs MacAnally's in ''[[The Dresden Files]]''. MacAnally's is one of few places which is neutral ground for supernaturals, so every non-"vanilla human" in Chicago will drop by sooner or later. He doesn't talk much, though.
* [[Larry Niven]]'s Draco Tavern books are told from the perspective of the human barkeep to an alien [[City of Weirdos|Bar of Weirdos]].
Line 45:
** Both Woody Boyd and Ernie "Coach" Pantusso worked as bartenders at the Cheers bar as well.
* Al Swearengen from ''[[Deadwood]]'' tended the bar, when he wasn't being the town's crimelord.
* Guinan from ''[[Star Trek: theThe Next Generation]]'', source of the above quote.
** In the original pilot of ''[[Star Trek: theThe Original Series]]'', "The Cage," the Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Boyce, has a drink kit to use when he wants to get a patient of his to open up. As he says "Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'd never tell his doctor."
* Quark from ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]''.
* [[Invoked Trope|Invoked]] in one episode of ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]''. When Sheldon sees Penny working the bar, he expects her to act like the typical bartender, pouring drinks for him to drown his sorrows in and offering him sage advice.
* In ''[[Life On Mars]]'', Nelson is an oracle nonpareil who may just be the protagonist's subconscious. He's also a [[Fauxreigner]] in that he plays up a Jamaican accent so people don't take him too seriously ("Folks just seem happier with the other Nelson"). He turns up again in the very last episode of ''[[Ashes to Ashes]]'', which reveals (MAJOR spoilers): {{spoiler|that he's more or less the British copper's equivalent of ''St Peter.''}}
Line 56:
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Moe Szyslak from ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]'', voiced by [[Hank Azaria]].
* In ''[[Bravestarr (Animation)|Bravestarr]]'', Handlebar was the resident bartender in New Texas. He fought more than he listened, though.
* Horace, from ''[[Family Guy (Animation)|Family Guy]]'', who is the proprietor of the Drunken Clam in Quahog.
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
Line 65:
* Darin of ''[[Wapsi Square]]'' is the wise, almost fatherly variety. [http://wapsisquare.com/comic/09262001/ Here] is his introduction.
* Bacchus, the protagonist of [[Nectar of the Gods]] is this kind of character, who tends to the bar giving characters advice and serves them a [[Impossibly Delicious Food|perfect cocktail]] to soothe their troubles, and practically every other character in the comic is a bartender as well.
* Kendrion from ''[[Even in Arcadia (Webcomic)|Even in Arcadia]]'' spends time [http://epidigm.net/arcadia/2011/05/17/the-sojourner-page-15/ pouring his rejected heart out] to a barmaid who ends up [http://epidigm.net/arcadia/2011/05/31/the-sojourner-page-17/ giving him advice.]
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* One of [[That Guy With theThe Glasses]]'s characters, [[Video Game Confessions|Dominic]], is this. It's not easy for him, because the bar in question is mostly visited by troubled Video Game Characters.
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* The bartenders in the ''[[Quest for Glory]]'' games are usually of the rough, shady, and not very friendly variety. Probably a member of the [[Thieves' Guild]].
** Pretty much a given, since the [[Thieves' Guild]] is ''under'' the bar in game 1, in game 2 the bartender is a minion of the most prominent criminal in a corrupt city, and in game 5 the entire bar is owned by that same person; there aren't any taverns in games 3 and 4.
* Telma in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess]]'', to ''[[The Legend of Zelda: MajorasMajora's Mask (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask]]'s'' Mr. Barten, the keeper of the Milk Bar in Termina.
* A Turian bartender in ''[[Mass Effect 2 (Video Game)|Mass Effect 2]]'''s Dark Star lounge [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] the advice-giving portion of the Bartender trope; if Shepard attempts to milk him for gossip, he suggests you ask around before commenting that he doesn't get "why humans always ask him that."
** Another lampshade is hung by Aethyta, the Asari bartender on Ilium, who turns out to be a Matriarch. When the character asks what she's doing tending bars, when Matriarchs are supposed to be councilors and figures of wisdom, her reply is, basically, "that's why Matriarchs make the perfect bartender."
*** The third game reveals that {{spoiler|she's Liara's father (no, not her "other mother", her father) and was keeping an eye on Liara's intel-broker activities for the other matriarchs. She moves to a bar on the Citadel once the Reaper war starts.}}