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[[file:Maddoxtacoma.jpg|thumb|Maddox flipping the bird.]]
{{quote|"This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong."|Introductory paragraph to [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/ the Web site].}}
 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBiQE4hjOsk Now has a nifty show on Youtube.]
 
Maddox appeared in an eighth season episode of ''[[Penn and& Teller: Bullshit!]]'' about old people and the stereotypes about them. Maddox thought that old people sucked.
 
He also has written the ''[[Alphabet of Manliness]]''. You will grow more pairs after reading it.
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* [[Everybody Hates Mathematics]]: A particular [[Berserk Button]] for him. He dedicates an [http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=math article] tearing apart the "when will I ever use math again in life?" excuse, mentioning that math is the reason why technological advancements such as oil platforms, medicine, and space travel even exist, and that people that use the excuse are lazy, self-important morons.
* [[Everyone Hates Mimes]]: Maddox hates mimes so much that he even dreams of them getting skewered by a rain of swords.
* [[Excuse Plot]]: the (non-existing) ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130917140624/http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=maddoxgame Best Game in the Universe]'' has one as evidenced in the prologue:
{{quote|''[...] Satisfied from his healthy breakfast of rocks and shitting gun powder, [Maddox] headbutts the front door into splinters and proceed to do his daily business:''
''KICKING ASSES''
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