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=== Season Two ===
* In one episode, Leonard comes back from a date with Penny and discovers that Howard and Raj were watching him say goodbye to her on a surveillance camera, which leads to this:
{{quote| '''Leonard:''' Sheldon, how could you sit there and let them watch my date with Penny?<br />
'''Sheldon:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|They're clever Leonard. They took advantage of my complete lack of interest in what they were doing.]] }}
* "I can GROW MY OWN LEONARD NIMOY??"
* Penny uses a ''very'' geeky simile:
{{quote| '''Penny:''' Leonard and Howard and Raj aren't like other guys. They're special. How can I explain this? They don't know how to use their shields.<br />
'''Alicia:''' Their shields?<br />
'''Penny:''' Like in Star Trek, when you go into battle, you raise the shields. (stunned pause as she realized what she said) Where the hell did that come from? }}
* Sheldon's attempt at trash talk:
{{quote| I am given to understand that your mother is overweight. ''(Pause)'' Of course, if this is due to some glandular problem, rather than overeating and sloth, then I retract my statement.}}
* "It's hot in here. Must be [[Summer Glau|Summer]]."
** Later, Howard's [[Epic Fail]] at trying to ask her out.
* Sheldon high on Valium. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQdpZV1yRhw Too funny for words!]
{{quote| ''Sheldon'': "Penny told me a secret, but I'm not supposed to tell you."<br />
''Leonard'': "What's the secret?"<br />
''Sheldon'': "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad."<br />
''Leonard'': "No! The ''other'' secret!"<br />
''Sheldon'': *deep voice* "I'M BATMAN!" }}
* Sheldon and Stewart arguing over [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_1zoX5Ax9U Gradiations of wrongness.]
{{quote| ''Sheldon'': Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.<br />
''Stewart'': Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkzNiqXWFzI Sheldon accidentally gets a date.]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDcrCtSfGCo Space toilet + Mrs. Wallowitz's meat loaf]
* Penny screwing with Sheldon as he does his knocking routine in the season finale:
{{quote| '''Sheldon:''' *knock knock knock* Penny?<br />
'''Penny:''' *knock knock knock* Sheldon?<br />
*Sheldon looks puzzled*<br />
'''Sheldon:''' *knock knock knock* Penny?<br />
'''Penny:''' *knock knock knock* Sheldon? }}
** This goes back and forth, faster and faster each time, culminating in Penny finally opening the door wearing a mischievous smile on her face.
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* "Here, drink-slash-eat this [a stick of butter in a cup of hot cocoa]."
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hesQ6ujrfqQ Sheldon trying out a driving simulator.]
{{quote| '''Leonard''': Awww... the pet store?}}
* "''The Ballad of Leonard Hofstadter''", sung by Sheldon, after Leonard gets Penny's ex, Kurt, to pay back the money he owes her.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': *''Sings''* There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fi-fi-fiddle-dee-dee. He faced a fearsome giant, while Raj just wanted to pee.}}
 
=== Season Three ===
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* In "The Gorilla Experiment":
** Sheldon and Raj playing [[Mario Kart|Mario Kart Wii]].
{{quote| '''Raj:''' Ha-ha! Eat my dust, racially stereotypical plumber. ''(The race ends and Raj wins.)''<br />
'''Sheldon:''' That's not fair! I got stuck behind a tree.<br />
'''Raj:''' And a cow, and a penguin. Face it dude, whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can't drive.<br />
'''Sheldon:''' I just need a little more practice.<br />
'''Raj:''' What you need is cheat codes, motor skills, and a magic genie who grants wishes to little boys who ''suck'' at Mario Kart. }}
** Sheldon tries to teach Penny physics, but ends up only confusing her (Penny is revealed to have never taken a science class before). At last, a very confused Penny breaks down in tears, resulting in this exchange:
{{quote| '''Sheldon:''' "Why are you crying?" <br />
'''Penny:'''''(exasperated)'' "BECAUSE I'M STUPID!"<br />
'''Sheldon:''' "Well, that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, ''I'' cry because ''others'' are stupid and it makes me sad." }}
* Raj in a bad mood:
{{quote| '''Leonard:''' "I've always been a little confused about this... why don't Hindus eat beef?"<br />
'''Raj:''' "We believe cows are gods."<br />
'''Sheldon:''' "Not technically. In Hinduism cattle are thought to be ''like'' gods."<br />
'''Raj:''' "Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!" }}
* Sheldon gets a summons due to a traffic fine he got helping Penny out when she dislocated her shoulder in the shower, Sheldon denies any wrongdoing, meanwhile, Raj has been wearing a sound effect T-Shirt and playing sound effects the whole episode.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': I'm not going to pay a fine, that would imply I'm guilty!<br />
'''Howard''': But you ARE guilty.<br />
'''*Raj plays the Law and Order "Dun Dun" sound effect, which everyone laughs at*'''<br />
'''Howard''': That one I liked. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-RsB4a4ogc I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmb1unJ3Ow Spock's body with Mr T's head].
{{quote| '''Leonard''': Here's Spock's head with no body. Here's Mr T's body with no head. Ah, here it is, Spock's body with Mr T's head! "''I pity the fool who's illogical!''"}}
 
=== Season Four ===
* The entirety of "The Robotic Manipulation".
{{quote| '''Raj''': You slipped and fell into a robot hand?<br />
'''Howard''': Yes.<br />
'''Raj''': Penis first?<br />
'''Howard''': Yes, now help me!<br />
'''Leonard''': I'd suggest a lubricate, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well. }}
* Sheldon's reaction to Amy asking him to meet her mother is quite frankly hysterical, as he politely says he'd love to, turns off the webcam... and then runs down the stairs in a wild panic calling for Leonard to help him!
* Sheldon's 25 cats! Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Adorable.
* Sheldon and Amy's experiment on memetics throughout "The Herb Garden Germination", where in reaction to gossip of impending break up between Howard and Bernadette led to them getting engaged ended that scene with this particular gem:
{{quote| '''''Sheldon''''': "Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love."}}
** Emphasis on the fact that it's '''SHELDON''' saying that.
** This troper loved the way Amy tries to spread rumours.
{{quote| '''Amy:''' "Sheldon and I engaged in sexual intercourse, in other news I'm starting an herb garden, mum's the word, gotta go!''' ''*leaves*''}}
** Plus this little gem between Penny and a completely plastered Raj:
{{quote| '''Penny''': Sheldon and Amy had sex!<br />
'''Raj''': SHUT YOUR ASS. }}
** The ending.
{{quote| '''Amy:''' ''(at Penny's door)'' I'm carrying Sheldon's child, mum's the word, bye!<br />
''(she walks down the stairs, and bumps into Leonard at the bottom, who has his cell phone in hand)''<br />
'''Leonard:''' YOU'RE ''PREGNANT?!'' }}
* "Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy."
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*** Howard's Batman voice.
* In "The Agreement Dissection," Amy (drunkenly) offers to have her pet monkey assassinate Priya for Sheldon:
{{quote| "''If I can train a monkey to smoke, I can sure as Hell train him to shoot a poison blowdart, and no jury would convict us because PEOPLE LOVE MONKEYS!''"}}
* In the fourth season finale, {{spoiler|Penny finds herself waking up in the morning in the same bed as Raj. Freaked out she insists that they completely forget that anything happened. Raj nods silently in agreement, having sobered up since last night. Penny asks incredulously "Really... STILL can't talk to me?!"}}
* Any time Leonard's mom shows up. Especially when she mentions Howard and Raj's "latent homosexual tendencies".
** When Sheldon thinks that Amy wants to take their relationship to the next level, he changes his and Leonard's address:
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': Oh, I explained my predicament to our letter-carrier. His exact words were "I gotcher back, Jack. Bitches be crazy."}}
* In the fourth season finale, when Raj is Sheldon's temporary roommate:
{{quote| '''Penny''': What happened to Leonard?<br />
'''Sheldon''': The same thing that happened to Homo erectus: he was replaced by a superior model.<br />
'''Raj''': [[That Came Out Wrong|I'm the new Homo in town!]] }}
* "Forbidded it?"
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* Sheldon's "Look everyone! Wil Wheaton is my friend!" Followed shortly by "Brent Spiner, you are now my mortal enemy."
* In "The Good Guy Fluctuation", after being the victim of many pranks throughout the episode, Sheldon finally gets his payback on Leonard in a big way when he springs out of the couch in zombie makeup.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': Bazinga, punk. Now we're even.}}
** From the same episode.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': It's me, Sheldon, Mrs. Wolowitz.<br />
'''Howard''': That's not my mom. It's Bernadette.<br />
'''Sheldon''': Really? That's very unsettling. }}
** This is topped moments later when Sheldon, forgetting the [[Electric Joy Buzzer]] he's wearing, performs a [[Face Palm]] after getting pranked again.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': Oh, how could I be so stuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU- *falls over*}}
* Sheldon's reaction to seeing the bluejay [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|sitting in his spot]] in "The Ornithophobia Diffusion".
{{quote| '''Raj''': That is one tough birdie.}}
** Leonard and Penny's [[Like an Old Married Couple|Old Married Couple]] fight got pretty creative.
{{quote| '''Penny:''' "Maybe she would like to know that half of your dirty movies... [[Hentai|are animated]]!"}}
* Sheldon unveiling the Relationship Agreement to Amy, codifying the responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper (known as "the boyfriend") and Amy Farrah Fowler (known as "the girlfriend"). Not only is it completely in character for Sheldon, but Amy is visibly moved by the whole ordeal (Mayim Bialik hits just the right tone between deadpan and getting choked up).
{{quote| '''Amy:''' "It's so romantic!"<br />
'''Sheldon:''' "Mutual indemnification always is." }}
* Sheldon after a night of snuggling with Amy:
{{quote| '''Sheldon:''' (To Howard and Leonard) "The two of you need to get your women in line!"<br />
'''Leonard:''' "...what?"<br />
'''Sheldon:''' "Last night I was strongarmed into a night of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler. This on a night I had reserved for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity... and building my [[LEGO]] [[Star Wars|Death Star]]. And why? Because your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette, went shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy. An action they took with no thought or regard as to how it [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|would affect me, the future of string theory or my LEGO fun time!]]"<br />
'''Howard:''' "What do you want us to do about it?"<br />
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** From the same episode, Howard's magic show. Especially the exchanges between Bernadette and the kid who's not getting any cake.
* Leonard showing up Sheldon in "The Friendship Contraction" when the power goes out and Sheldon suggests using glow sticks. Leonard takes out his full-size ''[[Star Wars]]'' lightsaber, and tops it with a ''[[Crocodile Dundee]]'' [[Shout-Out]].
{{quote| '''Leonard:''' That's not a glow stick. ''This'' is a glow stick.}}
* From "The Rothman Disintegration":
** Sheldon Cooper & Barry Kripke playing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpHjX0OyrX0 basketball] against each other to decide who gets Professor Rothman's office.
* Raj voicing his envy at his coupled friends, stating that
{{quote| Even if I were to get a girlfriend now, I'd still get a girlfriend after ''Sheldon Cooper''!}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0TAuLJyFJo "Bongo solo!"]
* "Let me try [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvdCHi4Qac gangsta]. Hellz naw!"
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RZwOlSg5o&feature=related whip] app.
* [[Two Words|Three Words]]. French. Maid. Outfit!
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': What, you've never seen a man try to get a meeting with [[Stephen Hawking]] before?!}}
 
=== Other ===
* It's not technically on the show but there's Sheldon hacking into the Super Bowl.
{{quote| '''Sheldon''': Go what ever team you support, and may the other team play less effectively!}}
** Followed by the announcer:
{{quote| '''Announcer''': Leave it to Sheldon. He hacked his way into the Super Bowl.}}
* At Comic-Con 2011, an audience member asked who had the best "Howard's Mom" impersonation. Simon Helberg (Howard) barely got out a screechy "Howard" before admitting that's all he had. Melissa Rauch (Bernadette) took a moment to think, then did a flawless Howard's Mom voice with "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aifqrqyJ1E&feature=related What's this 'Comic-Con' you're at? Is that some sort of sex convention I saw on 20/20?]"