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A [[Universal Tropes|universal trope]], most often spotted in [[Comedy Tropes|comedies]].
 
[['''The Blind Leading the Blind]]''' describes a situation wherein one character, in desperate need of advice on a pressing matter, solicits the help of a second character claiming to be an expert on the subject. [[Hilarity Ensues]] when it is gradually revealed that the person giving the advice is a far cry from an expert, and in fact may know even less than the person they were supposed to be helping. More often than not, neither character realizes this, and the first character, after a devastating failure, often ends up wondering what could possibly have gone wrong.
 
Compare [[Little-Known Facts]]. Frequent result of consulting a [[Know-Nothing Know-It-All]]. Related to [[Hanlon's Razor]].
 
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== Anime &and Manga ==
 
== Anime & Manga ==
 
* ''[[Bleach]]'': Kenpachi has [[No Sense of Direction]]. Seireitei is a huge maze. He has Yachiru give him directions. Yachiru ''also'' has [[No Sense of Direction]]. Kenpachi is strong enough to break down walls. It's a miracle there's anything left.
* ''[[Girls und Panzer]]'': At one point in the show, several of the first year girls on Ooarai's Senshado team ask their upperclassman Saori for relationship advice. After receiving the advice, they mention that her advice sounds very good and that Saori must have lots of dating experience, although the viewer will likely know by this point that Saori's never actually been in a relationship.
* ''[[Hayate the Combat Butler]]'': Ayumu and Kazuki think of themselves as experts in the topic of love. They give advice to Nagi and Saki. Although they are the only ones who've confessed to their crushes, we haven't seen any case of them actually succeeding. Their advice also doesn't seem to fit well, even if they are smug about it.
* ''[[Love Master A]]'': Aria's loved at least 50 boys and never had a boyfriend, therefore gaining herself the title "Love Master". To escape this title, she goes to a different school, but her fame precedes her. Unfortunately, no one knows that the title is facetious and she is taken as an expert on love.
* ''[[Ranma One Half½]]'': A very odd variation. During the climactic showing during the first Pantyhose Taro arc, Ryoga and Mousse end up at a hot spring away from Taro's mountain hideout. [[Blind Without'Em|Mousse]] remembers what the shape of the terrain, but has no clue where they are. [[No Sense of Direction|Ryoga]] knows where to go, but couldn't see what the mountain looked like. They both decide to work together, resulting in Mousse pointing in the wrong direction, and Ryoga running in an even wronger direction.
 
== Fan Fiction ==
 
== Fan Fiction Works ==
* The hilarious ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2894246/1/How_to_Woo_a_Raven_By_Beast_Boy How to Woo a Raven, by Beast Boy]'' is written as a reply from Beast Boy to his male fans, who supposedly write to him constantly and ask him to teach them how to attract girls. Needless to say, he's totally inadequate in romantic matters, and his "conquest" of Raven only happened in his mind... but he fails to realize this.
* In the aptly named ''[[Homestuck]]'' fanfiction [http://archiveofourown.org/works/263391/chapters/413034 The Blind Leading The Blind] by [http://archiveofourown.org/users/anonymousComrade/pseuds/anonymousComrade anonymousComrade], Karkat goes blind, and Terezi has to teach him to smell and taste colors before the culling drones find him in this no-Sgrub-AU. Needless to say, she's not as good at teaching him as she thought.
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* In the Italian comedy film ''Fantozzi'' (one of the many) one of the characters is so near-sighted that once he's guided by a blind man. Partly subverted because the blind man manage to lead him to the right place.
* In [[The Little Mermaid]], Scuttle the pelican acted like an expert on human culture despite knowing next to nothing, which resulted in Ariel trying to style her hair with a fork while eating dinner with Prince Eric and blowing into a smoking pipe as if it were a musical instrument.
 
 
== Literature ==
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* Taken quite literally in ''Naked Empire'' from Terry Goodkind's ''[[Sword of Truth]]'', in which a culture of [[Strawman Political]] pacifists receive their wisdom and guidance from a young boy who is kept blindfolded throughout his life.
* ''Miss Piggy's Guide to Life'' contains some fairly hilarious "advice" on everything from fashion to romance to food. ("You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles...")
* Twoflower hands control of a [[Flying Broomstick]] to Rincewind in ''[[Discworld/The Light Fantastic|The Light Fantastic]]''. This proves to be a mistake.
{{quote| '''Twoflower''': You said you could fly one of these things!<br />
'''Rincewind''': No, I didn't; I just said ''you'' couldn't! }}
 
== Live -Action TV ==
 
== Live Action TV ==
* A sketch in a Norwegian humour show was a subversion: Not only were both characters actually blind, both characters though they were being led by the other. One sketch had them Rally-driving.
* On the updated version of ''[[Hollywood Squares]]'' with Tom Bergeron as host, Gilbert Gottfried would often claim to be an expert in the question's particular field, then provide a humorously inaccurate answer. Just picking him and saying "I disagree" before his answer was even uttered would have likely been a viable strategy. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130216202935/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEIsWWngJo You Fool!]
* From ''[[My Hero (TV)]]'':
{{quote| '''George''': Tyler, do you know how to run a washing machine?<br />
'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Tyler]]''': ''(enthusiastic)'' Do I know how to run a washing machine?!?<br />
''([[Gilligan Cut]] to Tyler and George, up to their knees in suds)''<br />
'''Tyler''': No, I don't. }}
* From ''[[Red Dwarf]]''
{{quote| <br />
LISTER: There. I think that's it; boot him up. <br />
KOCHANSKI: You're * sure* you know what you're doing?<br />
LISTER: Hey... <br />
KRYTEN: Ketchup?? With * lobster* , you want -- <br />
<br />
KOCHANSKI: I thought you said you knew what you were doing! <br />
KRYTEN: Ketchup?? With * lobster* , you want -- <br />
<br />
KOCHANSKI: I thought you said you knew what you were doing! <br />
LISTER: No, I just said 'hey'. If you'd let me finish the whole sentence it'd have been: 'hey... no I don't'. }}
* In the pilot episode of ''[[Community]]'', Jeff claims to be a Spanish tutor to get time alone with Britta. Then she invites half a dozen other people to the "study group", and Jeff has to stall and keep them distracted to avoid having to admit that he can't tutor them.
** In a later episode we find out that their Spanish professor does not actually know Spanish and has been teaching them Klingon.
** In the second season episode "[[Community/Recap/S2 /E10 Mixology Certification|Mixology Certification]]", Britta and Jeff lecture Troy about which drinks to take and which bars to go to... until it turns out they don't know any more than he does.
* Jerry vacillated between this trope, "semi-visually impaired leading the blind" and "guy with 20/20 vision who can't be bothered to look where he's going leading the blind" in his [[Straight Man]] role on ''[[Seinfeld]]''.
* ''[[The Colbert Report]]'': Stephen the character lives this trope. It is especially highlighted in the ''Stephen's sound advice'' segments where he gives advice that is anything but sound.
* In ''[[The Red Green Show]]'', Red gives pretty good advice in his "North of Forty" segments, while he is at his fly tying bench. However, in his "Handyman Corner" segment, his advice of how to build something with the junk you have lying around and duct tape are hilariously the blind leading the blind.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': In the episode ''Warrior's Gate''
{{quote| '''K9''': Mass detection circuits indicate maximum reading on current vector. Probability of error (beep)<br />
'''Adric''': Well, what is the probability of error, K9?<br />
'''K9''': Recomputing. Probability of error, eighty seven point seven nine four eight percent.<br />
'''Adric''': Eighty seven? But that's terrible!<br />
'''K9''': The accuracy of this unit has deteriorated below zero utility.<br />
'''Adric''': You mean you're worse than useless.<br />
'''K9''': Affirmative. }}
* In ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'', Geordi teaches Data how to paint. Riker comments on the poetic irony of the blind man teaching art to the emotionless android.
* Practically any time anyone asks for advice in ''[[Will and Grace]]''. After Grace's advice backfired for Will she once claimed "Most of the time I'm just talkin outta my ass." In an earlier episode, Grace is [[Genre Savvy]] enough to ask Karen for advice and do the opposite of what she said.
* ''[[The X -Files]]'' has, at one point someone asking Mulder for dating advice. On hearing about this, Scully goes silent, then quotes this trope.
* ''[[The Crystal Maze]]'' was a real-life embodiment of this trope. A game-show based on physical and mental challenges that were, at their worst, primary school-level in their required brainpower, nevertheless it seemed that every contestant had difficulty grasping such concepts as keys, simple instructions and basic maths and would require the rest of their team to call out advice. However, this advice was often counterproductive to the point where it would cause confusion and sometimes directly lead to a failure ("Jump down!" in a game where touching the floor is an automatic lock-in).
** Host [[Richard O Brien|Richard O'Brien]]'s reactions to such stupidity became legendary. If the player of the game was a lost cause, or if Richard's advice was ignored, he would often [[Deadpan Snarker|let the viewer know]], before breaking out into off-putting Harmonica music, drowning out the team's 'advice' and breaking the player's concentration. In effect, he became a kind of [[Musical Assassin]].
*** In at least one episode, Richard actually broke out a Fender Telecaster and amplifier.
** On rarer occasions, Richard would have an attack of [[What the Hell, Player?]], haul the player out of the game room and complete it himself.
* Used by name in ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', in the Flying Sheep sketch - the farmer points out a ewe trying to teach her lamb to fly. We hear it "Baa" and hit the ground. "Talk about the blind leading the blind."
 
 
== Music ==
* In [[POD]]'s song "Youth of the Nation", discussed:
{{quote| Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim?<br />
No matter what you say, it don't take away the pain<br />
That I feel inside; I'm tired of all the lies.<br />
Don't nobody know why: it's [[Trope Namer|the blind leading the blind]]. }}
* Mentioned in the lyrics of the [[Billy Talent]] song, "The Dead Can't Testify":
{{quote| And the angels sing: let it shine, let it shine<br />
Dry the teardrops from my eyes<br />
And the bells will ring when the blind lead the blind<br />
'Cause the dead can't testify. }}
* A literal example appears in [[Megadeth]]'s, "Millenium of the Blind":
{{quote| Trust your leaders<br />
As they send you out to die<br />
The true face of evil can't be seen<br />
Without eyes<br />
Sacrifice your leaders<br />
Like it or not<br />
Or else your going down with the ship<br />
Death on the rocks<br />
Blind follow<br />
Blind lead<br />
All our hopes and dreams<br />
Washed out to sea }}
 
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* One story of ''The Broons and Oor Wullie'' has Grandpa going for a driving test - the instructor thinks Grandpa's the instructor.
 
== Video Games ==
* In ''[[Jagged Alliance]] 2'' Biff Apscott, a [[Joke Character]] [[Dirty Coward]] in the original game (and largely still one in the sequel) now possesses the Teaching skill, which improves his ability to train milita even though his Leadership is so low he can't actually do it without training that first.
* Papyrus, from ''[[Undertale]]'', is a [[Lethal Chef]] that [[One Note Cook|only can make pasta (for certain values of "make")]]. We later learn that he has learned his culinary prowess from Undyne, who considers punching vegetables until mush and then scrapping its remains off the wall is an acceptable way to make sauce.
{{quote|'''Undyne:''' ''(seeing the burning remains of her kitchen)'' Man, no wonder Papyrus sucks at cooking.}}
 
== Western Animation ==
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** Since they're both mentally six, they're occasionally known to do this to ''themselves''-devoid of anyone to provide them with questionable advice, they'll attempt to deduce the proper course themselves and arrive at exactly the wrong answer through some of the unsoundest logic it's possible to come across.
*** In the 'pilot' episode where Spongebob meets Sandy for the first time, Spongebob goes to Patrick for advice about the mysterious concept of 'air'. Patrick claims she means 'putting on airs', or fancy talk. His advice is to go to Sandy's and 'When In Doubt, Pinky Out'. This causes Spongebob, an aquatic animal, to slowly dry out in Sandy's 'treedome'. Patrick enters at one point, and the duo end up completely drying out, but Sandy saves them with water-filled helmets (which become standard attire when visiting her). So, not only is Patrick's advice misguided, it's even dangerous.
* A similar scenario in ''[[Sixteen6teen|6Teen]]'' has Caitlin teaching Wyatt how to be mature so he can attract a girl. Parodies of teenagers' conception of an adult world ensue, along with [[An Aesop]] about being yourself.
* [[The Simpsons (animation)|Homer Simpson]] tried to teach Apu all about America for Apu's citizenship test. (Example: the 13 stripes on the flag are for good luck.) Afterwards, Apu was so tired and confused he didn't remember anything Homer taught him. Lisa happily declared him ready for the test. Which he passed.
** Even funnier is that Apu actually already knew more about America than Homer did. The flag Homer showed him had 47 stars, which Apu deduced must have been made during that brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.
*** Officially, the U.S. flag ''never'' had 47 stars; it's only updated on July 4, so in 1912 it went from 46 to 48.
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** This also led to the first of many cases that point to Peggy being at least slightly deluded. After getting arrested for accidentally kidnapping a girl and taking her back to Texas (Yeah) Peggy refuses to admit she had a misunderstanding due to language. To reiterate, she thought the police officer who was interrogating her and promising to lock her up and have rats eat her face was planning to give her an award AND she naturally assumed that her lawyer in her trial was asking to go out and buy a hat when he called her to testify.
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', there's Doctor Zoidberg. He knows nothing about medicine for humans. Never ask him anything about what's wrong with you. He doesn't even know anything about psychology, generally using his own life to explain your own issues.
{{quote| '''Zoidberg:''' "Here's the problem right here! There's a skull embedded in your head!"}}
 
== Real Life ==
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