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** Canonically (if my knowledge of Mesopotamian mythology is up to par), Gilgamesh was not born in the normal sense, but rather created by the gods. Three gods created different aspects of him (body, intellect, and something else I think). Two of them were divine in nature, but one (most likely his body or his lifespan) remained human.
** As Gilgamesh was essentially the Babylonian equivalent of Chuck Norris, the answer is that he's such a [[Badass]] that he actually re-fertilized his own embryo.
*** [[That Guy With theThe Glasses|Uh-Chuck-uh-NORR-ISSSSSSSS!!!!]]
** Don't forget that the story is basically a [[Shonen]] anime in written form. I'm surprised they haven't ''made'' an anime from it!
*** They [[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight|did]]. Sorta.
*** Don't forget [[Gilgamesh]], which picks up the story in modern times.
** Maybe his mother slept with two gods that day, and he got genes (or whatever the closest equivalent the Babylonians believed in back then) from all three.
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** Utanapishtim was closer, probably.
 
* How is it possible that nobody yet thought to make the most awesome video game ever about this story? I mean... This is just [[God of War (Video Gameseries)|God of War]] in written form. It's waiting to turn into a video game. Or at the very least a Sword and Sandal kind of movie with incredible CGI and stuff.
** Oh [http://rpgmaker.net/games/3453/ You maen like this one?]
** Because it would probably suck, and definitely have [[God of War (Video Gameseries)|little]] [[Too Human|to]] [[Enslaved: Odyssey to Odysseytothethe West|do]] with the original story.
** Video game would be difficult. But a movie would be awesome.
** Yeah, an actual fairly straight Shonen anime adaptation (not an update like [[Gilgamesh]]) would be pretty great.