The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon: Difference between revisions

* [[Crazy Awesome]]: When buried alive, Jack Cannon's solution is [http://fancyadventures.com/2008/11/24/page-40/ to punch his way out]. When Max Facepuncher decides to introduce himself to Jack, he does so by [http://fancyadventures.com/2009/06/05/page-95/ jumping out of a plane] and [http://fancyadventures.com/2009/06/15/page-98/ punching him].

** Also:

'''Jack:''' [[Flat What|What]].<br />

'''Gavin:''' I made you a dinosaur.<br />

* [[Frame Break]]: Jack has to break the panel frame to escape when [http://fancyadventures.com/2011/12/02/page-349 Gavin contracts it around him].

* [[Freud Was Right]]: "Take me to that phallus!"

* [[Glass Cannon]]: Unlike Max Facepuncher, Crystal has a [[Scarf of Asskicking]], but little actual physical power.

** This probably applies to the hackers as well. They all get taken out very easily, but their [[Reality Warper|reality warping]] powers prove very effective when they're used intelligently. Most of the defeated hackers have been taken out with a single hit.

* [[I Am Not Left-Handed]]: Max doesn't only punch faces...

* [[Insult Backfire]]: Crystal to Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Exactly. Kids with godpowers. Children playing with nuclear bombs. You should be '''''terrified'''''. }}

* [[It Makes Sense in Context]]: "[[The Rant|Welcome to The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon.]] If this is your first time reading, you picked [http://fancyadventures.com/2011/11/25/page-347/ a hell of a page] to start with."

* [[Shirtless Scene]]: Max has gotten one recently. Despite being [http://fancyadventures.com/2010/11/15/page-241/ completely covered in bruises], he still manages to look [[Mr. Fanservice|pretty hot]] with his [http://fancyadventures.com/2010/11/19/page-242/ buff physique] (?!!).

* [[Smith Will Suffice]]: When Frankie gets teleported to the hacker base in a straightjacket.

'''Gavin:''' Please stop calling me that. }}

* [[Space Base]]: Hackers get one. Likely the reason Mega Intelligence hasn't brought them down yet.

** "Both are important life lessons, kid."

* [[Stating the Simple Solution]]:

'''Grin:''' Because I'm not a ''dick''? }}

* [[Stealth Pun]]: A visual pun here: [http://fancyadventures.com/2010/08/20/page-220/ They "hacked" his leg off.]

* [[Villainous BSOD]]: Brought to a whole new meaning [http://fancyadventures.com/2012/02/13/page-367/ here]

* [[Why Won't You Die?]]: Everyone who has tried to take on Jack has said or thought this at one point or another. Grin does a unique variation.

'''Jack:''' * A shrug that says, better than words ever could, "How the hell should I know?"* }}

* [[Would Not Hit a Girl]]: Averted hard, thanks to Max Facepuncher. Twice, up to this point in the story.