The Girl in Gold Boots: Difference between revisions

* [[Inflation Negation]]: Michele's never seen a $100 bill before, and Critter ''brags'' he made $50 with one of his songs. Hershey bars cost a dime.

* [[Informed Ability]]: Note to would-be film-makers: When making a movie about a talented dancer, don't cast someone who lurches about like a tipsy aunt at a wedding in your lead role.

'''Servo:''' Let's do the agitator cycle! }}

** Critter's songwriting and musical ability are also ridiculously inflated, leading Mike to query at the end: "Here's a puzzler: which of these two are ''worse'' at their art form?" Crow and Tom are stumped.

* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Nobody in this movie could pass an IQ test (okay, ''maybe'' Critter would write the answers on his wrist), but the sheer petulant incomprehension Michele demonstrates in every single situation she faces is a true wonder to behold.

** Harry Blatts, who even gives [[Famous Last Words]] about being only "one way" his plan could fail him.

'''Mike (as Harry):''' Yep, that's the way, you figured out how to do it! Beatin' me in my skull with a tire iron! Oop, there's my brains on the floor! }}

*** And while this was an idiotic move on Harry's part, Buz was an even bigger moron for actually killing him, or at least doing it right that second.

'''Tom:''' Well what do you expect? He's [[Dawson Casting|only a child]]! }}

* [[Trouser Space]]: Buz pulls a gun out of his pants that clearly couldn't have fit there, something picked up on by the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] version.

* [[Worst News Judgment Ever]]

'''Mike:''' Yeah, front page of the ''LA Times'': '$40 Robbery, No One Hurt.' }}

* [[You Would Make a Great Model]]: Buz claims he can get Michele a career as a dancer. The fact that Michele wants to get away from her father is what ultimately convinces her to go with Buz. Surprisingly, Buz is being completely honest with Michele about this, but she eventually finds out that her new employers are mobsters.