The Golden Child/Quotes
The Old Man: "Keep your thought as pure as the water." |
Chandler Jarrell: "Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?... Or is it me?" |
Chandler Jarrell: "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it." |
Sardo Numspaa: "You've no idea who I am, have you?" |
Chandler Jarrell: "Tell me about the Golden Child." |
Chandler Jarrell: "So, tell me about this dream." |
Chandler Jarrell: "So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas?" |
[to the Golden Child] |
Kee Nang: "Gompa, I have ruined myself with the American. He is a fool." |
Chandler Jarrell: "I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!" [puckers up] |
[Chandler sees a man reading a porno magazine] |
Kala: "Do you have any other questions?" |
Sardo Numspaa: "I have been wanting to meet you, Mr. Yarrell." |
Chandler Jarrell: "My dear, sweet brother Numsie!" |
Chandler Jarrell: "I dont know, maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex." |
Chandler Jarrell: "They're not gonna let me on the plane with this 2 foot knife." |
Chandler Jarrell: "Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the goddamn lights!" |