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{{quote| <ref>Previous taglines<nowiki>:</nowiki>''"ramblings of a geeky teenager"'', ''"a blog full of super terrific horrible things"'', ''"a bloog bout haf worlds which is like Invader Zen"'', ''"a blog run by Da Barke Lord Skepkitty, and also by the Death Dealers"''.</ref>}}
 
The Half-World is a blog primarily for [[Fanfic]] [[MST|MSTs]] run by [[Tropers/Skepkitty|theskepkitty]], aka Control Brain Lillias on Operation Head Pigeons. It comprises of awful [[Fanfic|fanfictions]] from fandoms such as ''[[Invader Zim]]'', ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'', ''[[Harry Potter]]'', and ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''; as well as various other posts (some of which are [[MST|MSTs]] in their own right, though not of [[Fanfic|FanFics]]). The site, which was started in September 2010 but didn't post any [[MST|MSTs]] or attract much attention until early 2011, is quickly expanding and now has over 150 chapters of [[MST|MSTs]].
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* [[Berserk Button]]: Many, many, things that show up in the fanfictions are these to [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]].
** (From Defying Destiny)
{{quote| Has it occurred to you, cullengirl13xxx, that NO ONE GIVES A [[Symbol Swearing|$%@#]] [[Costume Porn|WHAT YOUR CHARACTERS ARE WEARING?]]}}
** [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] doesn’t like it when you insult [[G La DOS]]. Or get her [[OOC|out of character]]. [[It's My Life|Or kill her multiple times.]]
** In fact, an MST blog inspired directly by The Half-World called itself [http://trollinmahpantz.wordpress.com/ "HIT THE BERSERK BUTTON!"]
* [[Big No]]: (From [[It's My Life]])
{{quote| OH GOD NO<br />
PLEASE NO<br />
NOT A [[High School AU|HIGH SCHOOL AU FIC]]<br />
NOOOOOOOOO }}
* [[Blatant Lies]]: (From Invader Bre-Z: Day Out)
{{quote| '''''gaz-yea sure whatever(turns around and see’s tak )tak'''''<br />
'''''tak-gaz'''''<br />
'''Meadow:''' This is some of the best dialogue known to man. }}
** Also, the blog's new tagline.
{{quote| a blog full of serious criticism of great literature}}
* [[Catch Phrase]]: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
{{quote| Sorry. Does "hate" still look like a word to you?}}
** [[This Is Sparta|THE. PLOT. THICKENS.]]
{{quote| '''Grant:''' I feel that this is time to introduce a catch phrase; I mean, Skepkitty has “The plot thickens”. Hm… ”The plot takes a U-turn”… ”The plot hits a fork in the road”…perhaps I should just stick with “Fuck it”}}
** JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY
** It just makes so… much… sense.
** It. Sporks. Itself.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Redundancy is practically a [[Running Gag]] on [[The Half World]], given how often it happens in the [[Fanfic|FanFics]] (which is always pointed out by [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]]). The [[MST|MSTs]] occasionally contain redundancy as well:
{{quote| And here’s another stupid chapter of the stupid fanfiction [[My Immortal]], which is stupid.}}
* [[Fan Nickname|Detractor Nickname]]: Invader Cakez, author of "Grazie the Beautiful New Girl", is almost always referred to by [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] as "Invader [[The Cake Is a Lie|The-Cakez-Is-A-Lie]]".
* [[Five Second Foreshadowing]]: Skepkitty helps us out with the [[M Preg|revelation]] in Love Knows No Race.
{{quote| ''Really really really bad feelings''}}
* [[Heel Face Turn]]: Invader Cakez, originally the author of two of the fics subject to MSTing here, by May 2012 has become a hater of badfics herself.
* [[I Do Not Own]]: (From Book One)
{{quote| The fanfics in this book are owned by their respective writers, and neither Skepkitty, Meadow, or [[Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000|RingmasterJ5]] claim any of them as their own. "[[Rebecca Black|Friday]]" and "My Jeans" are copyright Ark Music Factory, 2011. The two full-page ads featured here are the property of Richard W. Wetherill. "[[Invader Zim]]" is copyright [[Viacom]]. "[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]" is copyright [[J. K. Rowling]]. "[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]" is copyright [[Stephenie Meyer|Stephanie Meyer]].}}
** Justified, as an e-book is only one step away from a published book, which could earn money.
** Horrible Fanfiction #1 begins with "No, I didn't write it, okay?".
** However, one MST gives this: (From Teen Fortress 2)
{{quote| '''''[...] THEN I REMBERED THE BLOOG BOUT HAF WORLDS WAS LIKE INVADER ZEN SO I PUT GAS IN TO SEE HOW SHE LICKS SAYIN STUFF BOUT YUR CHARS LIKE HOW SHE SAID SCOT MOLEST/RAPED KATTY!)'''''<br />
I like the idea that Gaz is somehow “my” character. }}
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Sometimes in the [[Fanfic|FanFics]] (which always leads to much [[Face Palm|Facepalming]]), [[Hypocritical Humor|sometimes in the]] [[MST|MSTs]].
** (From [[My Immortal]])
{{quote| '''''Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucian and Serious!111'''''<br />
Serious-ly? }}
* [[In Joke]]: "...and there was ____, looking extremely [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] hot." (Based on a line from [[My Immortal]])
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** As a general rule, if the mistake is a minor one it's [[Orwellian Retcon|corrected]]. If the mistake was a bigger part of the [[MST]] a note is added.
* [[Rapid-Fire "No"]]: (From Love Knows No Race)
{{quote| [[Madness Mantra|no no no no no no]] THIS ISN’T HAPPENING no no no no THE AUTHOR DID NOT JUST IMPLY THAT {{spoiler|ZIM AND DIB ARE BROTHERS AND THE CHILDREN OF THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST}} no no no no no no no no no NO [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]] NO}}
* [[Reference Overdosed]]: Basically every post is like this, but particularly the [[MST|MSTs]] of "Grazie the Beautiful New Girl" and "Half Irkens" due to [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] playing through both [[Portal (series)|Portal]] and [[Portal 2]] at the time.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: In response to comments by [[It's My Life|MarissaTheWriter]]:
{{quote| Perhaps I should rewrite this site’s tagline: “THE HALF-WORLD, [[Department of Redundancy Department|a bloog bout haf worlds.]]”<br />
Maybe I really ''should'' change the tagline. “THE HALF-WORLD, a bloog bout haf worlds which is like [[Invader Zim|Invader Zen]]”. Catchy. }}
** In fact, the tagline was changed to "a bloog bout haf worlds which is like Invader Zen" for a week.
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** Specific to the Zim's Future [[MST]]: Gaz throwing people (mostly Zim) into puddles.
* [[Sarcasm Mode]]: From the Love Knows No Race MST:
{{quote| '''''OKAY! I’m gonna explain a few things… I know it’s going really fast, but that’s only because the rest of the story is going to go really slow.'''''<br />
Oh, fantastic. /sarcasm }}
* [[Shipper on Deck]]: Even though [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] is against [[Shipping]] in most works, there are a few exceptions...
{{quote| [[My Immortal|Tara/Raven]] is the best pairing and you must ship it now.}}
** Also from [[My Immortal]]: [[No Yay|Voldemort/Draco]], after the line about Voldemort having Draco in "bondage".
** In fact, jokingly shipping two characters has become sort of a [[Running Gag]]. Many of the [[Invader Zim]] [[MST|MSTs]] contain [[Foe Yay|ZaDR]] jokes, there was at least one [[Les Yay|Chell/GLaDOS]] joke in the [[MST]] of [[It's My Life]], and in the [[It's My Life|Teen Fortress 2]] [[MST]] [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] mentioned wanting to ship [[Team Fortress 2|Sniper]]/[[Portal 2|Caroline]] because their voice actors are married.
{{quote| My OTPs are [[My Immortal|Tara/Raven]], [[Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami|Sin/Mystie]], and [[Married to the Job|GLaDOS/testing]]. XP}}
* [[Shout-Out]]: "SIR/MADAM, I DOUBT THE VERISIMILITUDE OF YOUR..." is a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Topless Robot]].
** As is HATE HATE HATE, but [[The Half World]] actually uses that more than [[Topless Robot]] does.
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== Fanfiction Tropes ==
* [[Applied Phlebotinum]]:
{{quote| Since when did Ebony have a camera?}}
* [[Costume Porn]]: Many of the fanfics, particularly those featuring a [[Mary Sue]], are prone to this.
* [[Crossover]]: [[My Immortal]], [[It's My Life]] and [[Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami]].
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Happens constantly in the [[Fanfic|FanFics]] on the site, and is made fun of whenever it happens.
** (From [[My Immortal]])
{{quote| '''''Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe.'''''<br />
Wait, so did he have a nose? }}
** (From Grazie the Beautiful New Girl)
{{quote| '''''“A diary…” I was walking home from Skool when I tripped over the Diary.'''''<br />
Well, now we know where Grazie is from. She’s from the Department of Redundancy Department. }}
** (From Teen Fortress 2)
{{quote| '''''This is the new studant hes new.'' '''<br />
The new student is new? No points for guessing that all these guys passed their Redundancy classes of redundancy. They probably got A’s. }}
* [[Exposition Beam]]
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* [[Gratuitous Foreign Language]]:
** [[Gratuitous German|German]]: (From Grazie the Beautiful New Girl)
{{quote| '''''“Hallo, mein Name ist Grazie, ich freue mich darauf, Sie kennen zu allen! Ach ja, und Frau Bitter ist ein horribe Lehrer und hat keine Ahnung, was ich sage, so HA! Toodles!”'''''<br />
According to Babelfish, that means: “Hello, my name is Grazie, I looks forward to it, you knows to all! Oh, and Mrs. Bitter is not a horrible teacher and has notion, which I say, so HA! Toodles!” I would suspect that what she meant is “Hello, my name is Grazie, I look forward to meeting you all! Oh, and Ms. Bitters is a horrible teacher and has no idea what I’m saying, so HA! Toodles!” [[Comically Missing the Point|I can’t explain the “Toodles!”]] }}
*** The German is [[Forgotten Phlebotinum|never mentioned again...]]
{{quote| Reminder, again: Everyone but Zim thinks Grazie can only speak German. It was part of her cover. I guess we’re just tossing that out the window now.}}
*** ...until [[Brick Joke|much later.]]
{{quote| '''''“Ähm, Entschuldigung! Kein Englisch!” I turned around. Dib was standing right behind me.'''''<br />
You dropped the German act back in chapter 1, and now you’re digging it up again after Dib’s already heard you speak English several times?<br />
You’re an IDIOT. Not that I mind idiots terribly, but the author seems to think you’re a genius. God, I hate her. And I hate you too. }}
** [[Gratuitous Japanese|Japanese]]: [[My Immortal]] and Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami.
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** Also from Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, both [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] and the reviews pointed out the "former" relationship between Gaz and [[Team Fortress 2|Demoman]].
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: [[This Is Sparta|All. The. Time.]] (From Half Irkens)
{{quote| '''''Then we started our normal Saturday retain (a/n I suck at spelling).'''''}}
* [[Self-Insert Fic]]: What many fanfictions that [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] features is based around. It also counts as a [[Berserk Button]] for her.
** (From Grazie the Beautiful New Girl)
{{quote| Allow me to rant here: you should never base a character on yourself. It just sets you up for viewing the character as you, rather than as a tool with which to write a story, and then you become attached and don’t want to make anything bad happen to the character because that’s ''you'', and you also don’t want to show the character’s bad side because you’d like to present yourself in the best light, and before you know it you’ve turned your character into a [[Mary Sue|Sue.]]}}
** (From Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami)
{{quote| Now, as you can no doubt tell, I am a big fan of Invader Zim. Would I want to go to the IZ world? No, because it sucks. [[Crapsack World|Earth is horrible]], [[Humans Are Morons|everyone is stupid]], and the rest of the universe frankly isn’t much better. As much as you might want to [[Relationship Sue|go to meet a specific character]], the entire cast is mentally unstable if not downright murderous or insane. [[Be Careful What You Wish For|And she didn’t ask if she could ever come back…]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Surprise Incest]]: Shows up everywhere in Love Knows No Race.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|1='''<nowiki>UpsidePickle:</nowiki>''' All in all, incest, incest COMBO x2!!, incest TO THE SECOND POWER.}}}}
* [[Ur Example]]: Love Knows No Race was actually written in 2002, inciting Skepkitty to point something out...
{{quote| I was going to suggest that [[It's My Life|Marissa]] try to get a part in this, but then I realized that this story was written in 2002. Since it’s such an old Zimfic, maybe, instead of just borrowing every Zimfic cliché in the book, the author helped invent those clichés, [[It Got Worse|which makes it worse in a way.]]}}
** Which also makes it older than My Immortal, which by The Half-World's present day (2012) had become a badfic classic.
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: (From My Immortal)
{{quote| '''''“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”'''''<br />
“Thou dost”, not “thou does”. [[Subject 101|Ye Olde English 101.]] }}
** Invader Zim: Born Again Christian also has a few lines in Ye Olde Englishe.
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* [[Oddly-Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo]]: [http://skepkitty.tumblr.com/ The (Other) Half-World], Skepkitty's [[Tumblr]] (The Half-World itself runs on WordPress).
** Though really, all these two have in common are the name and the author.
{{quote| Be warned: the site’s title may be “the (other) half-world”, but it’s quite a bit different from this half-world, and if you follow me you’ll have to put up with a lot of [[Fan Girl]] behavior.}}
* [[One of Us]]: [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] constantly references this site and has her own Troper page.
** And she helps edit this page sometimes. <ref>But she didn't write the above, promise.</ref>
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* [[Review]]: A few non-MST reviews have appeared. [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/category/fanfic-reviews/ Listed here.]
* [[Word Salad Title]]: The title comes from a phrase in Skepkitty's family:
{{quote| The site is called “The Half-World” because whenever I space out (a very, very common occurrence), my mom will try and snap me out of it by saying “You’re staring into the half-world.” I found the name appropriate for a site that’s full of the kind of things I think about when I’m spacing out.}}
 
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