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{{quote| <ref>Previous taglines<nowiki>:</nowiki>''"ramblings of a geeky teenager"'', ''"a blog full of super terrific horrible things"'', ''"a bloog bout haf worlds which is like Invader Zen"'', ''"a blog run by Da Barke Lord Skepkitty, and also by the Death Dealers"''.</ref>}}
The Half-World is a blog primarily for [[Fanfic]] [[MST|MSTs]] run by [[Tropers/Skepkitty|theskepkitty]], aka Control Brain Lillias on Operation Head Pigeons. It comprises of awful [[Fanfic|fanfictions]] from fandoms such as ''[[Invader Zim]]'', ''[[Twilight (
She has MSTed these stories: <ref>She even gives a handy index at http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/mst-index/ with roughly what you could expect in each story and warnings/pairings.</ref> (Sorted in order of [[MS Ting]])
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* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/667171/1/Gone Gone] ''([[Invader Zim]])''
* Invader Bre-Z: Secrets ''([[Invader Zim]])''
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5469971/1/Defying_Destiny Defying Destiny] ''([[Twilight (
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord Harry Potter Turns to the Lord] ''([[Harry Potter]])''
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6730422/1/bHow_b_bZim_b_and_bTak_b_bfirst_b_bmet_b How Zim and Tak First Met] ''([[Invader Zim]])''
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* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6932008/1/bHalf_b_bIrkens_b Half Irkens] ''([[Invader Zim]])''
* [[My Immortal]] ''([[Harry Potter]])''
* [[
* [[
* Holes (''[[Portal (
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/Love_Knows_No_Race Love Knows No Race] (''[[Invader Zim]]'')
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7307356/1/Zim_born_again Zim Born Again] (''[[Invader Zim]]'')
* [[
* Matryoshka (original) (''[[Portal (
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7982184/1/Who_says_you_need_a_heart_to_love Who Says You Need A Heart To Love?] (''[[Portal (
* [[Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Fanfic)|Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen]] (''[[Twilight (
* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7718524/1/Surviving_Middle_School_at_Aperture_Science Surviving Middle School at Aperture Science] (''[[Portal (
The blog also occasionally features guest [[MST|MSTs]]:
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Due to her popularity, Skepkitty has also done co-MSTs which usually are held outside her blog:
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-4mBA679TGjU_Nh6klZ-KlN_o6dZ4uakMQZM3rvBT7E/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1 Aperture Nikki] (''[[Portal (
* [http://sssporkings.wordpress.com/2011/11/08/the-softest-touch-a-bad-fanfiction-by-yuna-angel/ The Softest Touch] (''[[Portal (
* [http://sssporkings.wordpress.com/2011/11/13/just-aperture-science-a-bad-fanfiction-by-pasadena-opossum/ Just Aperture Science] (''[[Portal (
* [http://sssporkings.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/i-fixed-it-a-bad-fanfiction-by-pasadena-opossum/ I Fixed It] (''[[Portal (
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yv6lM71HzHaCFu8bG3ilPhCyr3QiJD_7Y0m70IoRH_4/edit Dib's Other Sister: Zim's HUGE Crush] (''[[Invader Zim]]'') (co-MST with [[Portal the 4th Millennium Franchise (Fanfic)|ASBusinessMagnet]])
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** (From Defying Destiny)
{{quote| Has it occurred to you, cullengirl13xxx, that NO ONE GIVES A [[Symbol Swearing|$%@#]] [[Costume Porn|WHAT YOUR CHARACTERS ARE WEARING?]]}}
** [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] doesn’t like it when you insult [[G La DOS]]. Or get her [[OOC|out of character]]. [[
** In fact, an MST blog inspired directly by The Half-World called itself [http://trollinmahpantz.wordpress.com/ "HIT THE BERSERK BUTTON!"]
* [[Big No]]: (From [[
{{quote| OH GOD NO<br />
PLEASE NO<br />
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* [[Heel Face Turn]]: Invader Cakez, originally the author of two of the fics subject to MSTing here, by May 2012 has become a hater of badfics herself.
* [[I Do Not Own]]: (From Book One)
{{quote| The fanfics in this book are owned by their respective writers, and neither Skepkitty, Meadow, or [[Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000|RingmasterJ5]] claim any of them as their own. "[[Rebecca Black|Friday]]" and "My Jeans" are copyright Ark Music Factory, 2011. The two full-page ads featured here are the property of Richard W. Wetherill. "[[
** Justified, as an e-book is only one step away from a published book, which could earn money.
** Horrible Fanfiction #1 begins with "No, I didn't write it, okay?".
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{{quote| '''''Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucian and Serious!111'''''<br />
Serious-ly? }}
* [[In Joke]]: "...and there was ____, looking extremely [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] hot." (Based on a line from [[
** "''Still'' a better love story/fanfic than Love Knows No Race."
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: A comment on Zim Born Again, noting that {{spoiler|Zim was literally born again, not converted to Christianity}}, has led MarissaTheWriter into writing a fanfic "[[
* [[Orwellian Retcon]]: While usually against changes in her published [[MST|MSTs]] when a mistake is pointed out, in the [[MST]] of Chapter 7 of Teen Fortress 2 [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] actually did that.
** As a general rule, if the mistake is a minor one it's [[Orwellian Retcon|corrected]]. If the mistake was a bigger part of the [[MST]] a note is added.
* [[Rapid-Fire "No"]]: (From Love Knows No Race)
{{quote| [[Madness Mantra|no no no no no no]] THIS ISN’T HAPPENING no no no no THE AUTHOR DID NOT JUST IMPLY THAT {{spoiler|ZIM AND DIB ARE BROTHERS AND THE CHILDREN OF THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST}} no no no no no no no no no NO [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]] NO}}
* [[Reference Overdosed]]: Basically every post is like this, but particularly the [[MST|MSTs]] of "Grazie the Beautiful New Girl" and "Half Irkens" due to [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] playing through both [[Portal (
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: In response to comments by [[
{{quote| Perhaps I should rewrite this site’s tagline: “THE HALF-WORLD, [[Department of Redundancy Department|a bloog bout haf worlds.]]”<br />
Maybe I really ''should'' change the tagline. “THE HALF-WORLD, a bloog bout haf worlds which is like [[Invader Zim|Invader Zen]]”. Catchy. }}
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{{quote| '''''OKAY! I’m gonna explain a few things… I know it’s going really fast, but that’s only because the rest of the story is going to go really slow.'''''<br />
Oh, fantastic. /sarcasm }}
* [[Shipper
{{quote| [[My Immortal|Tara/Raven]] is the best pairing and you must ship it now.}}
** Also from [[My Immortal]]: [[No Yay|Voldemort/Draco]], after the line about Voldemort having Draco in "bondage".
** In fact, jokingly shipping two characters has become sort of a [[Running Gag]]. Many of the [[Invader Zim]] [[MST|MSTs]] contain [[Foe Yay|ZaDR]] jokes, there was at least one [[Les Yay|Chell/GLaDOS]] joke in the [[MST]] of [[
{{quote| My OTPs are [[My Immortal
* [[Shout
** As is HATE HATE HATE, but [[The Half World]] actually uses that more than [[Topless Robot]] does.
** And "WELL, THIS AMAZING PLAN CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL."
* [[Symbol Swearing]]: For a while, but then [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] gave up; mainly because the [[Fanfic|FanFics]] she was [[MST|MSTing]] tended to use more language/mature content ([[My Immortal]], for example), and thus the posts were going to be [[NSFW]] anyway.
* [[This Is Sparta]]: Used when the [[Catch Phrase]] "It. Sporks. Itself." is present, and many other times as well.
* [[All
* [[Unusual Chapter Numbers]]: The MSTs have four separate counters: Horrible Fanfiction, guest MSTs, ''[[My Immortal]]'' and ''Surviving Middle School at Aperture Science''. Hence, Skepkitty acknowledged both [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/horrible-fanfiction-73-teen-fortress-2-a-team-fortress-2-portal-fanfic/ the 100th MST] and [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/01/13/horrible-fanfiction-100-love-knows-no-race-part-6-an-invader-zim-fanfic/ the 100th HFF].
** RingmasterJ5's MST of Half Humans, as it's only on the book and not on the blog, doesn't get a number, and is known as "guest MST #?".
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{{quote| Since when did Ebony have a camera?}}
* [[Costume Porn]]: Many of the fanfics, particularly those featuring a [[Mary Sue]], are prone to this.
* [[Crossover]]: [[My Immortal]], [[
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Happens constantly in the [[Fanfic|FanFics]] on the site, and is made fun of whenever it happens.
** (From [[My Immortal]])
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** {{spoiler|Though, Zim/Dib is actually incest (in the fic, as they're twins), [[Ho Yay]] (complete with [[M Preg]]) ''and'' [[Foe Yay]] (in the canon) ''in one place''.}}
*** {{spoiler|If Dib wasn't Irken all along, it would have been [[Interspecies Romance]] as well.}}
* [[Instant Humiliation - Just Add YouTube]]: Grazie's prank in Grazie The Beautiful New Girl was an [[
* [[Lost Forever]]: Often Skepkitty will MST fics that end up being deleted from FF.Net, [[My Immortal]] was removed even before Skepkitty was active, and [[Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami
** Recently Invader Cakez removed the Grazie saga ''because'' Skepkitty MSTed it.
* [[Mythology Gag]]: In the universe of Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, the plot of It's My Life replaced Portal 2.
** Also from Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, both [[Tropers/Skepkitty|Skepkitty]] and the reviews pointed out the "former" relationship between Gaz and [[Team Fortress 2
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: [[This Is Sparta|All. The. Time.]] (From Half Irkens)
{{quote| '''''Then we started our normal Saturday retain (a/n I suck at spelling).'''''}}
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{{quote| {{spoiler|1='''<nowiki>UpsidePickle:</nowiki>''' All in all, incest, incest COMBO x2!!, incest TO THE SECOND POWER.}}}}
* [[Ur Example]]: Love Knows No Race was actually written in 2002, inciting Skepkitty to point something out...
{{quote| I was going to suggest that [[
** Which also makes it older than My Immortal, which by The Half-World's present day (2012) had become a badfic classic.
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: (From My Immortal)
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