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{{quote|I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn!'|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}qUifLbLVXFo Dr. Cox]''', ''[[Scrubs]]''}}
{{quote|[[Trope Namer|''The internet is for porn!]]
''The internet is for porn!
''Why you think the net was born?
''Porn! Porn! <small>P-O-O-O-ORN</small>!''|'''[[Avenue Q|Trekkie Monster]]''' telling it like it is}}
Let's face it. The Internet, and a lot of people's computers, are full of porn. Whether you're portraying modern days, the VR-laden future, or another universe entirely, any computer network of a sufficient size will have a place where one can indulge in the pleasures of the flesh.
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Seriously, what are you doing on ''this'' website? ([[Fetish Fuel|As if we don't already know!]])
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{{noreallife|we'd be here all day.}}
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== Anime & Manga ==
* ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]'' - at one point Satou secludes himself from the outside world (even more) to fill his harddrive with porn. When he runs out of disk space, he starts deleting other stuff. Like his operating system files. ''Whoops''.
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* In ''[[Bloody Monday]]'' the main character tells his younger sister he's looking at porn, but that's only to keep her from peeking in on his hacking activities. Sick, but effective.
* Invoked to explain why the alien data beings encountered so far are so obsessed with sex in ''[[Trans Venus]].'' The implications for any such being evolving on Earth are... disturbing.
* The whole reason Riko and Ako in ''[[
* In ''[[Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!]]'', a mad Kirino confronts her brother Kyousuke about this after finding out that he used her laptop to surf for porn in episode 7; but [[Irony|she gave him the laptop so he could play one of her numerous]] [[eroge]]s, so it's not clear what she's offended about...
* In ''[[Poor Poor Lips]]'', Nako's first attempt to use the Internet lands her in a porn site.
{{quote|'''Ren''': D-Don't look!
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== Fan Fiction ==
* Invoked in ''[[Lovehammer]]'' by ''[[Warhammer
{{quote|"No, it is perfectly normal for global network throughput to spontaneously consist of over forty percent pornography. [[Eldritch Abomination|Slaanesh]] has nothing to do with it."}}
* In ''[[In Flight]]'', Shirou was under the impression the Internet was nothing else, much to [[Playful Hacker|Matsu's]] ire.
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'''Wally:''' (after his proposal is rejected) I was ''this close'' to making it my job to download naughty pictures.
'''Dilbert:''' Just as well; I'd have had to kill you. }}
** It got worse. Wally's internet history is so abominable it [http://dilbert.com/strip/2013-11-28 spooks the spooks] (see also the next page).
* Back in the 90's, a ''[[FoxTrot]]'' strip had Paige complaining about how no matter what she searched for, all she got were porn sites. Peter then points out that [[Bill Clinton|the "White House photos" results]] probably ''were'' legit, but...
** A bit of [[Fridge Brilliance]] there (albeit possibly unintentionally): for a long time, "whitehouse.com" led to a porn site.
** Then there was the time Jason was looking at Miss October. {{spoiler|[[Geeky Turn On|It was a centerfold of computer hardware]].}}
== Theatre ==
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* ''[[Vexxarr]]'', an AI commented on being plugged into an alien [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=061511 defense test facility], following with [[Noodle Implements|a few weird details]].
{{quote|'''Carl''': Just so you know, you have employees with dubious personal habits. Clearly the memos about personal use of government equipment went unheeded.}}
* In ''[[Cyanide
== Web Originals ==
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* During [[Noah Antwiler]]'s commentary for his review of ''[[Bruce Lee Clone|The Clones Of Bruce Lee]]'', he notes that the film is not really worth the viewer's time (he notes he cut the film down to the funny bits in his review) and after [[Lampshading]] the possibility that his fans would be "lured by [his] promise of titties", he then points out that there are easier methods of finding Asian porn than locating a bootleg copy of the film.
* At least one story on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]] highlights a person who steadfastly believes that the Internet contains ''only'' [http://notalwaysright.com/also-check-out-the-endless-what-people-think-i-do-charts/ porn and pedophiles]... [[Critical Research Failure|and nothing else]].
*When the ''[[Nostalgia Critic]]'' reviewed ''[[Once Upon a Forest]]'', he said that he was going to review another environmental film, and put up an image of someone clicking off his video and going to a porn site.
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': Hey! Come back here! Come back here! Stop looking up porn!}}
*The ''[Youtube]'' video, "Vegeta Uses his PC" shows Vegeta trying to do a Google search, but every time he types something in, no matter what it is, the results are always porn.
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