The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service/Funny: Difference between revisions

* Earlier example, also from Numata: when Sasayama, er, "persuades" the Kurosagi crew to do some charity work at an old folk's home, he offers to use his corpse-dowsing ability to figure out ''who will die next.'' {{spoiler|It works.}}

* From Vol 6:

'''Sasayama:''' Nothing... [[MPD Psycho|Just something that happened to me once]]. Anyway, ever since then, I've had this trauma about opening anything bigger than a breadbox.<br />

'''Numata:''' No worries, man! One, it's a he, two, he's got all his limbs, and three, he's ''definitely'' dead! }}

* From the first volume:

'''Karatsu:''' Tell me again...Why'd we agree to her idea...?<br />

'''Numata:''' Because we're all completely unemployable?<br />

* Yet another from Numata: "She's dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange..."

* A corpse appears to have moved under its own power:

'''Kerellis:''' "No, officer, I'm not saying the dead ''walk'', I'm just saying they ''crawl'' once in a while!" }}

* Kerellis gets pissed: "I've got a middle finger for you, and it's made out of ''felt!''"

* From volume 12. Numata and Yata [[Strange Minds Think Alike|both jump separately to the same odd conclusion.]]

'''Numata:''' (a page later) Old man, it's no use! Clara ain't ever gonna walk again...

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