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* [[Bigger on the Inside]]: The Bugarup University tower is about twenty feet high from the outside, and about twenty feet high when you're climbing it. When you look out from the top, however, you're half a mile above ground.
* [[Break the Haughty]]/[[Break the Cutie]]: Ponder Stibbons penultimate [[Break the Haughty]] crossed with [[Break the Cutie]] comes in this book, courtesy of A) being stranded on an island which has some very strange ideas about evolutionary process, and B) being stranded on aforementioned island with [[Driven to Madness|Ridcully and the UU faculty]].
{{quote| '''Dean''': Is there any breakfast?"<br />
'''Senior Wrangler''': Stibbons found some soft-boiled eggs.<br />
'''Dean''': What a useful young man he is. Where did he find them?<br />
'''Senior Wrangler''': On a tree<br />
'''Dean''': A soft-boiled-egg tree? You'll be telling me next he found a spoon tree...<br />
'''Senior Wrangler''': Of course not.<br />
'''Dean''': Good.<br />
'''Senior Wrangler''': It's a bush.<br />
'''Dean''': A bush that fruits spoons...<br />
'''Senior Wrangler''': Young Stibbons said it makes perfect sense, Dean. After all, he said, [[Sanity Slippage|we'd picked them because they're useful, and then spoons are always getting lost.]] [[Despair Event Horizon|Then he burst into tears.]] }}
** Of course, [[It Got Worse|It Gets Worse]] (resulting in perhaps the only time when a wizard goes into a serious [[Heroic BSOD]]).
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* [[Drop Bear]]: On Roundworld, a Drop Bear is a malicious koala variant made up by Australians to frighten tourists. On Discworld, a Drop Bear is a malicious koala variant that ''actually exists.''
* [[Everybody Calls Him Barkeep]]: The wizards can't use magic on the Librarian, because for that, they should know his real name. They don't know each other's names either:
{{quote| '''Ridcully:''' One of us must know his name, surely? Good grief, I should hope we at least know our colleagues' names. Isn't that so... Dean?}}
* [[Everything Trying to Kill You]]: Non-deadly creatures of Xxxx are ... um ... some of the sheep.
** This applies to non-people as well. XXXX has numerous species of snakes...most of which have been eaten by the spiders.
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* [[Flat Earth Atheist]]: The God of Evolution is an atheist. But also a god.
* [[Forbidden Fruit]]: Wizards are invariably attracted to it.
{{quote| "Any wizard on finding a door with a sign on it saying 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean this. Opening this door will cause the end of the universe' would ''automatically'' open the door, just to see what all the fuss was about."}}
** Subverted in that they actually manage to resist this time. Their Housekeeper, on the other hand...
* [[Funny Animal]]: Crocodile Crocodile and some of his customers.
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* [[Talking Animal]]: Rincewind's [[Trickster Mentor]], Scrappy the Bush Kangaroo.
* [[Timey-Wimey Ball]]: Xxxx's spacetime is so convoluted that, for example, it's implied that the modern Ecksian wizards may be the descendants of the stranded UU faculty, but the UU wizards being brought to the present does not cause them to cease to exist.
{{quote| '''Scrappy''': [Those hills] were made thirty thousand years ago.<br />
'''Rincewind''': Oh come on, they look ''millions'' of years old!<br />
'''Scrappy''': Yeah. Thirty thousand years ago, they were made a million years ago. }}
** This is a reference to the Aboriginal concept of Dreamtime, which works in a similar way.