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* [[Hunting the Most Dangerous Game]]: "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100219025343/http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44462 Maverick Hunter's 'Human Beings As Prey' Plan Not As Challenging As Expected]".
* [[Hype Aversion]]: [[In-Universe]], "[https://web.archive.org/web/20131031022513/http://www.theonion.com/video/new-apple-friend-bar-gives-customers-someone-to-ta,17693/ New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products]".
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: Implied in [https://www.theonion.com/kid-rock-starves-to-death-1819565599 “Kid Rock Starves to Death”] with the quote
* [[I Don't Want to Ruin Our Friendship]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/ But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them]".
* [[If It Bleeds, It Leads]]: "[https://web.archive.org/web/20131007121815/http://www.theonion.com/video/missing-girl-probably-raped,14164/ Missing Girl Probably Raped]".
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* [[I Love Nuclear Power]]: "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100311021917/http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46035 We Must Expand Our Nuclear Power Program If We're To Realize Our Dream Of Superhero Mutants]".
** Parodied by ''Our Dumb Century''; one of the 1963 articles is about a 17-year-old boy named [[Spider-Man|Peter Parker]] who dies from leukemia caused by a radioactive spider bite. The article goes on to mention other radiation-induced deaths that month, including [[Fantastic Four|the four-man crew of an experimental rocket]] and [[Incredible Hulk|a scientist bombarded with gamma rays from the bomb he was testing]].
▲* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: Implied in [https://www.theonion.com/kid-rock-starves-to-death-1819565599 “Kid Rock Starves to Death”] with the quote “ According to post-autopsy analysis of Kid Rock's stomach contents by the L.A. County coroner's office, his last meal consisted of newspapers, cigar butts, old CD liner notes, and the partial remains of sidekick Joe C., who had been missing since May 15.”.
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Roger Dudek's regular column is basically just a [[Hurricane of Puns|nonstop barrage of the most horrible puns imaginable]].
* [[Indian Burial Ground]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20131003142017/http://www.theonion.com/video/report-economy-failing-because-us-built-on-ancient,20638/ "Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds"]
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