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{{quote|'''Wight 1:''' Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??

'''Wight 2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there. }}

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0524.html "Yeah... kick that string's ass, Mr. Scruffy." ]

* "Supreme Leader, I have that [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshade]] you requested."

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html "My mouth feels like a cool mountain spring!" "My last breath... is also my mintiest...."]

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html "Let's not be hasty"]. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].

* The choir of pedophiles.

* Haley acquires the necessary diamond to {{spoiler|resurrect Roy by stealing it [[No Fourth Wall|from the cast page]]}}. After that, the {{spoiler|cast page is revised so that Haley is now holding a card saying "I.O.Me One big-ass diamond" instead}}.

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0726.html Dinosaur rides are the perfect solution to any ethical quandary.]

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html "YOU DID!"]

{{quote|'''Tarquin:''' Since Roy's father is dead, I've decided to legally adopt him! Now you're for-real brothers!

'''Roy and Elan:''' Hooray!

* There's a certain sadistic hilarity to Tarquin's irritation when his plan to impress Elan goes wrong. Said plan involved Elan's name being set up in gigantic flaming letters on the mountainside, which does impress Elan until Tarquin [[Moral Event Horizon|reveals that the letters are made of escaped slaves being burned at the stake]]. While Elan continues to stare in horror, Tarquin grumbles to himself, "Crap, the three prisoners at the bottom of the E burned out early. Now it looks like I just [[wikipedia:Flan|really like custard]]."

* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0761.html Elan and Tarquin's duel] is possibly the largest [[Hurricane of Puns]] in the series.

{{quote|'''Tarquin:''' But the way these things go, you'll probably end up losing a [[Star Wars|hand or eye or something]].<br />

'''Elan:''' Oh, right. Like, [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|a big burn on the side of my face]], at the very least. }}

'''Elan:''' I can't! [[Cargo Cult|He's in my pocket!]] }}

* Belkar [[It Makes Sense in Context|Threatening to cut a goat's nipples off if it gives cows milk to Mr. Scruffy.]]

* Two gladiators and a guard getting eaten by an Allosaurus.

{{quote|'''Elan:''' Hold on, are we even sure we HAVE thumbs?!}}

 

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