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== Darth Maul is Emperor Palpatine's clone. ==
Sidious was a patient man, but he was a Sith, and Sith, by their very nature, want to be [[Drunk Onon the Dark Side]]. He wanted to take out Jedi, but he quite obviously couldn't show himself to the Jedi just yet. So he reconciled his bloodlust by cloning himself and adding super-cool makeup (i.e. horns, tattoos). If you accept the [[Expanded Universe]] as canon, this would be in character, as in the EU, Palpatine created LOTS of clones of himself. As a bonus side effect, the resulting clone would look like a Zabrak, eliminating any human resemblance. Maul also used a double lightsaber, giving further proof that Maul was a Palpatine clone- [[Too Dumb to Live|no sane being would use such a dangerous weapon.]] But Palpatine/Sidious had his own body,[[What Measure Is a Mook?|and did not care if another clone died]].
== Midichlorians are a species of microscopic Mushi that allow manipulation of the [[Life Stream]]. ==
Really, with all the various [[Mushishi|Mushi]] running around granting [[Blessed Withwith Suck]] superpowers to their hosts it's pretty obvious.
 
== There was no Darth Maul. ==
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This is why, for example, force ability can be passed to children. Then there's the "Midichlorian Count" thing. A body's Midichlorian System can be stronger/weaker innately, just as different people have stronger/weaker eyesight. Or it can be strengthened with use, like a muscle, which is why trained force-users are so strong, they exercise and hone their Midichlorian System until they can use lots of Force at one time.
== The story of ''Episode 1: The Phantom Menace'' was at least partially inspired by ''[[Spaceballs (Film)|Spaceballs]]''. ==
I know this theory sounds somewhat off because Spaceballs itself was a parody of the ''original'' three Star Wars movies (and their merchandising), but considering the storyline, there are some striking resemblances to ''Episode 1: The Phantom Menace''. '''Both''' films begin with an idyllic world of peaceful people who is attacked by bureaucratic morons with superior techology. Eventually, the heroes of the film enter the scene and rescue an important female member of the Royalty of the attacked planet from the attackers who want to capture her. However, they are forced to ditch on a desert planet, where they get some help from the natural inhabitants. Then, after a short visit to the home planet of the [[Big Bad]], they return to the princess' planet just in time to save it from the attackers. If you consider all this, it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that George Lucas got some inspiration from the parody.
== The bad guys are the "Trade Federation" and they are repeatedly referred to as "[[The Federation]]." ==
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Shmi was a slave. Its possible that she was raped/was with someone who she would never would want to tell people about, so told people that he was a virgin birth.
** Or she just wasn't being literal. One possible translation is: "You're kidding, right? I had the kid inside me for ''nine freakin' months''. His dad took off\was a rapist. Forget him. That kid's mine."
** She could also be a [[X -Men|unique mutation]] that allows her to have virgin births.
** [[Luke, I Am Your Father|Darth Maul]]
* Or Anakin's father was a powerful force user who erased Shmi's memory.
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* EU says that Darth Plagus, Sidious's master, used midi-chlorians to create Anakin as the ultimate Sith. And I guess it worked.
== Shmi is the most powerful, force-sensitive being in the galaxy history. ==
(Palpatine mentions that the force can, in some circumstances, create life. He might be lying to get to Anakin, but it might be the truth.) Shmi was a kind, compassionate, reasonable, calm and composed person, just like a Jedi should be. But she was a slave on some backwater dump where no authority could get to her and aid her in developing her talents, and even if they would, the films never show a female human Jedi Knight so it's probable - and likely - that [[Stay in Thethe Kitchen|nobody ever bothered with human females having talents.]] But as she lived her lonely, hard life on Tatooine, she wished more and more for something positive in her life, and so subconsciously she used the force to get herself pregnant.
* That would an extremely specific prejudice on the part of the Jedi.
* Furthermore, there are plenty of counterexamples in the [[Expanded Universe]]. Or even if you're a movie purist... remember [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jocasta_Nu that old lady in the library]?
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== Nothing in Star Wars happens after a shot in the end of the Senate scene. ==
In the movie ''[[E.T. the Extraterrestrial (Film)Extra-Terrestrial|ET the Extraterrestrial]]'' there are many references to the Star Wars throughout. However, in one of the last shots of the senate in ''The Phantom Menace'' is a bunch of E.T's species. If Star Wars is fictional in E.T., but E.T. is non-fiction in Star Wars, then Star Wars from that point forward is in a paradox of not being possible, and in the great breach in logic, the series from that point can not exist, and it all is just spiraling out of existence.
 
== Obi-Wan knew about the decoy Queen all along. ==
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