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== Darth Maul is Emperor Palpatine's clone. ==
Sidious was a patient man, but he was a Sith, and Sith, by their very nature, want to be [[Drunk On the Dark Side]]. He wanted to take out Jedi, but he quite obviously couldn't show himself to the Jedi just yet. So he reconciled his bloodlust by cloning himself and adding super-cool makeup (i.e. horns, tattoos). If you accept the [[Expanded Universe]] as canon, this would be in character, as in the EU, Palpatine created LOTS of clones of himself. As a bonus side effect, the resulting clone would look like a Zabrak, eliminating any human resemblance. Maul also used a double lightsaber, giving further proof that Maul was a Palpatine clone- [[Too Dumb to Live|no sane being would use such a dangerous weapon.]] But Palpatine/Sidious had his own body,[[What Measure Is a Mook?|and did not care if another clone died]].
== Midichlorians are a species of microscopic Mushi that allow manipulation of the [[Life Stream]]. ==
Really, with all the various [[Mushishi|Mushi]] running around granting [[Blessed With Suck]] superpowers to their hosts it's pretty obvious.
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== Midichlorians are a specific variety of Mitochondria. ==
Specifically, Mitochondria let you enjoy delicious oxygen, [[
** Wait... then ''[[A Wrinkle in Time|A Wind in the Door]]'' is set in the Star Wars universe? Are you saying Charles Murry and Proginoskes are ''[[Crazy Awesome|Jedi]]''?
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** Or she just wasn't being literal. One possible translation is: "You're kidding, right? I had the kid inside me for ''nine freakin' months''. His dad took off\was a rapist. Forget him. That kid's mine."
** She could also be a [[X Men|unique mutation]] that allows her to have virgin births.
** [[Luke, I Am Your Father|Darth Maul]]
* Or Anakin's father was a powerful force user who erased Shmi's memory.
** It was Qui-Gon. That's the real reason he was so interested in Anakin.
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