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* Rare golden moments from the poorly received 2009 film:
** How Pepperidge handles Avallaneda's fury:
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'''Pepperidge''': "Well, it wouldn't hurt." }}
** [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|The "jojoba" scene]].
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* In ''The Pink Panther Strikes Again'', Clouseau jumps off the gym's parallel bars, and falls down the flight of stairs next to them.
** Clouseau's interactions with the innkeeper:
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'''Innkeeper:''' I do not know what a 'ruhm' is.
'''Clouseau:''' [laboriously looks up the word 'room' in his German dictionary] Zimmer.
'''Innkeeper:''' [cheerfully] Ah, a ''ruhm!'' }}
** And later:
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'''Innkeeper:''' No.
*Clouseau reaches down to pet the dog, and is bitten*
'''Clouseau:''' I thought you said your dog does not bite!
'''Innkeeper:''' That is not my dog. }}
** This dialogue between Clouseau and Dreyfus at the beginning.
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'''Dreyfus:''' But it is my day. It is, my friend, after three long terrible years, it is ''at last'' my day! I will not permit, repeat, not permit anything, repeat, anything to spoil it. Now I will walk you to the gate, and I will kiss you good-bye ''(kisses Clouseau on both cheeks)'' and you will drive off in your new car, which should rightfully be mine. And then I will have my interview with the Sanity Commission and they will set me free. And then...''(fake arrow hits Dreyfus on the head)'' ''(cheerfully)'' I will kill you! ''(begins trying to strangle Clouseau and then chases him to his car)'' KILL YOU!
'''Clouseau:''' Francois, start the car! ''(Francois gets in and starts the car up and drives away)''
'''Dreyfus:''' ''(still chasing Clouseau)'' KILL YOU, KILL YOU! ''(gains on Clouseau, but an orderly grabs him and stops him)'' KILL HIM, KILL HIM! But I want to kill him! }}
** And then [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5Ldo1DjGk Cato vs. Clouseau.]
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** Chief Inspector Dreyfuss [[Running Gag|repeatedly]] confusing a gun shaped cigarette lighter with an actual handgun, including shooting François in the arm and himself in the face ''twice!''
** Clouseau in the Lugashi museum:
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'''Lugashi Inspector:''' Therefore the wax.
'''Clouseau:''' The wax? *[[The Pratfall|Pratfall]]* }}
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