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{{quote|''"I am Jerry and I am a prayer warrior. I am a servent of the lord and will do anything to get rid of evil Gods. Lately the Satanic leader Percy Jackson has taken over much of the land, along with his Satanic Army and his girlfriend whore. She has sex with other people just to get Satanic money."''
|The first paragraph of ''The Evil Gods I'' (ignoring the author's note and random biblical quote). [[It Got Worse]] after that.}}
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The plot has the titular heroes trying to purify the worlds they're on, whether by converting them or killing them because they're Satanic. However, they also face dangers along the way, whether by facing off against other Gods or other powerful beings.
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* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One'', where it focuses on the world of ''[[Percy Jackson and The Olympians]]''.
* ''[
* ''The Prayer Warriors: Threat of Satanic Commonism'', focusing back on the ''Percy Jackson'' characters with a little [[World War
* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two'', co-written by Thomas Brown and his cousin Ebony Brown {{spoiler|with a surprise guest appearance by Noah}} (surprisingly better than the other stories...at least when Ebony is writing).
* ''The Prayer Warriors: Attack of the Sphinx'', which focuses on ''[[The Kane Chronicles]]''. Co-story with ''The Titans Strike Back''.
* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Titans Strike Back'', which returns to ''[[Harry Potter (
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130624135738/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7577812/1/The_Prayer_Ponies_Friendship_Is_Through_Jesus The Prayer Ponies: Friendship Is Through Jesus]'', a spin-off written by Ebony Brown, focusing on [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
* ''[
The Prayer Warriors has also spawned several copy-cat fanfics:
* ''[
* ''[
* ''[
* ''[
You can see the Author's page, which Noah has now hijacked, [https://web.archive.org/web/20120415204656/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here] and his cousin's page [https://web.archive.org/web/20120421114407/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.] Thomas Brown also has a [http://twitter.com/christunite Twitter], but he hasn't tweeted in a long time.
Compare ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord Harry Potter turns to the Lord]'' and ''[[
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== General ==
* [[A Million Is a Statistic]]: The Prayer Warriors routinely curb stomp entire armies and destroy buildings with large groups of people in them (a coliseum, the Taj Mahal) without even so much as a thought.
* [[Aggressive Categorism]]: Jerry's brand of Christians are the One True Religion, all other religions are satanic.
** Men superior, [[Transformers:
* [[All Crimes Are Equal]]: And the punishment is almost always death. Jerry even says that if a starving child steals some food, one should cut his/her hands off.
* [[Altum Videtur]]: Those that can read his Latin often say it's a [[Blind Idiot Translation]]. For an example, he says "Ego vere fidelis in cuniculis" to prove that he speaks Latin. It means something like "[[Mind Screw|I truly trustworthy in burrows]]."
* [[
* [[And That's Terrible]]
* [[Anticlimax]]: '''MANY''', largely thanks to [[Plot Holes]] or [[Writer Cop Out
* [[Art Evolution]]: As the author (assuming he's not a troll) becomes more and more unhinged, the stories become more and more disturbing. The characters - who are already [[Ax Crazy]] - become more and more spiteful and sadistic (such as defiling bodies by urinating on them, hoping Molly Weasley will miscarry, and cackling about sending people to Hell) In ''Battle With the Witches'', curses were introduced, and a few F-Bombs were even dropped. Finally, in ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the [[Beige Prose]] beheadings were replaced with graphic depictions of the Prayer Warriors mutilating their opponents in cold blood
* [[Art Shift]]: Chapters co-written by Noah are much easier to read, and even offer some potential character development. The chapters of ''The Evil Gods II'' that were written by Ebony read like a real fanfic.
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* [[Easy Evangelism]]: Sometimes, nobody has to do anything to convert somebody.
* [[Easy Road to Hell]]: All you have to do is disagree with the author. On anything.
* [[Follow the Leader]]: To ''[[
* [[For the Evulz]]: The only reason the Satanists do anything.
* [[The Fundamentalist]]: EVERYONE, including the villains who willingly worship "false gods" because [[Good Is Boring]].
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* [[Hollywood Satanism]]: Take every negative stereotype of Satanism ever, and ramp it [[Up to Eleven]]. You've got the villains in the story.
* '''[[Hypocrite]]''': Our heroes in the worst sense of the word. Also see the [[Double Standard]] entries.
* [[I Call
* [[In Name Only]]
* [[Incorruptible Pure Pureness]]: Our heroes.
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* [[Kill the God]]: The Prayer Warriors do this to every non-Abrahamic god and goddess they meet.
* [[Lawful Stupid]]: The heroes
* [[Madonna-Whore Complex]]: Played [[Anvilicious
* [[Missing Episode]]: According to the author's profile, and mentioned a certain points in his fanfics, Thomas Brown was going to write fanfic titled ''The Prayer Warriors: Kingdom Under Shadow''. It was going to be a Star Wars fanfic, but so far the author has not publish anything under this name.
* [[Moral Dissonance]]: The heroes are fond of denouncing something, and then doing that exact thing a moment later. Like saying [[Science Is Bad]], and then using chemistry to kill poisonous plants.
* [[Murder Is the Best Solution]]
* [[Off
* [[Offstage Villainy]]: Very rarely do the villains do anything evil in front of our faces. The worst example is when they claimed to be behind both World Wars, but never even explained how they did it.
** The only exception is Jupiter, which ironically is the only character that never gets punished for his evil deeds.
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* [[Pay Evil Unto Evil]]: In disturbing quantities.
* [[Plot Hole]]: Tons of them throughout the series. Let's just say that they're not known for consistency.
* [[Poe's Law]]: It's really hard to tell if this is a [[Troll Fic]] or not. The author denies being a troll repeatedly (but then again, so do most trolls), and there's a lot of people who also claim he's not. But there are so many over-the-top, offensive Christian and conservative stereotypes, funny misspellings, and obvious [[Critical Research Failure
** The writer cites [[Conservapedia]] with apparent seriousness, which suggests he's either a troll or profoundly ignorant.
* [[Prayer of Malice]]: One of Jerry's methods of offing his enemies, when he's not throwing rocks at them or cutting their heads off.
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* [[Religion of Evil]]: All of the non-Christians.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]
* [[Sex Is Evil]]: [[Anvilicious
* [[Sexy Discretion Shot]]: If there is any sex, the author skips over it because he doesn't want anybody getting "an organism."
* [[Stay in
* [[Stop Being Stereotypical]]: Most of the reviews for this fic.
* [[Straw Character]]: ALL of the villains are just there to be "wrong" and "satanic" and to either die horribly at the hands of the Prayer Warriors or (much less often) to convert to their cause. These fics could be called, "[[The War On Straw]]: The Fanfic Series"
* [[Take That, Critics!]]: In ''Battle With the Witches'' and ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the Prayer Warriors sometimes fight--[[Curb Stomp Battle|and win]]
* [[Tautological Templar]]: The main heroes, to levels that would even sicken and/or scare the hell out of [[Jack Chick]].
* [[That Makes Me Feel Angry]]
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* [[Gratuitous Rape]]: The random rape scene in a god's temple.
* [[Honor-Related Abuse]]: When Jerry is told that Mary cheated on him with Percy, he immediately kills her without even considering if it might be true or not.
* [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"]]: The heroes come across a girl being raped while [[Curb Stomp Battle|steamrolling across Camp Half-Blood]]. She's screaming, which means she isn't enjoying it–which is lucky for her, or else she would have been [[Kick the Dog|convicted of adultery]] and ''[[Disproportionate Retribution|stoned to death]]''.
* [[No Except Yes]]: From Chapter 1: "I and her are not dating, if you Satanic scum think that there is something Satanic going on. We are dating, but we are not having Sex until we get married."
* [[Ten Little Murder Victims]]: After shooing away Percy, Jerry realizes there's a mole in his midst and goes searching for it...when he's not screwing around, that is.
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== The Battle with the Witches ==
* [[An Offer You Can't Refuse]]: Voldemort tells Draco to kill Michael, or he'll kill Ebony. [[
* [[Anticlimax]]: Dumbledore is thrown out of a window, and Harry is struck by a [[Bolt of Divine Retribution]].
* [[Beard of Evil]]: Apparently, we can tell Dumbledore is evil just from looking at his beard.
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* [[Everything Sounds Sexier in French|Everything Sounds More Satanic In French]]: French is branded as a "Satanic language."
* [[Gory Discretion Shot]]: Ginny and Harry's offscreen deaths.
* [[IKEA Erotica]]: The one time a [[Sexy Discretion Shot]] was not used, we got this. It's largely thanks to [[Unusual Euphemism
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Nothing happens to Voldemort. Probably because everyone forgot about him.
* [[La Résistance]]: The band of "secret Christians" within Hogwarts in ''Battle With the Witches''.
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== Threat of Satanic Commonism ==
* [[Anachronism Stew]]: The constant anachronistic battle scenes that seem like bastardized versions of ''[[
* [[Anticlimax]]: Mary points a gun to Lennon at the end of Chapter 11. Chapter 12 picks up with the Prayer Warriors burning the coliseum to the ground, revealing then and there that Lennon was killed.
* [[Artistic License History]]: Apparently, Soviet Russia was ruled by ''[[Critical Research Failure|John Lennon]]''.
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* [["Find Out Next Time!"]]: At the very end, someone admits to being [[The Mole]]. After scrolling down the page, we get this.
* [[Holy Burns Evil]]: Jason chases away the vampire by flashing a cross at her.
* [[I Lied]]: A dying Roman goddess tells an unknown Prayer Warrior where Jupiter went to if they'll forgive her. After she dies...the Prayer Warrior reveals this trope and cackles with glee that she's going to Hell. [[Atop the Fourth Wall
* [[I Love the Dead]]: Jupiter.
* [[Laser-Guided Karma]]: In Noah's bonus chapter, {{spoiler|the Prayer Warriors are arrested for all the murders they committed, and Ebony is arrested for bigamy. Percy and Draco Malfoy were placed in a mental asylum, as it was revealed that they were brainwashed by the Prayer Warriors.}}
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* [[Ten Little Murder Victims]]: Thelia believes that a tractor-er, traitor among the camp has been selling the rest of them out to Satan.
* [[Unsound Effect]]:
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* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: The vampire.
== The Titans Strike Back ==
* [[Back
* [[Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome]]: Jerry/Jeremy of all people! This probably won't stick, of course...
* [[With Us or Against Us]]: Invoked by Draco when he had cornered a titan on a ship. He immediately threatens to kill anyone who doesn't go along with his plan.
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* [[Climbing the Cliffs of Insanity]]: Fluttershy does this in Chapter 6 in order to prove herself to the other ponies.
* [[Dead Fic]]: Ebony announced in an author's note in ''The Evil Gods II'' that she will not be continuing ''The Prayer Ponies''.
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: Ebony appears to have only done the most minimal research on ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
* [[Holy Burns Evil]]: Charity-Sue banishes the evil trees by praying.
* [[One-Winged Angel]]: Princess Celestia suddenly gains a demonic form when Jesus is mentioned.
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