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* Most installments of "The Possum Lodge Word Game", but one in particular stands out. The word is "Wolves", and the contestant is Dalton. Every clue Red comes up with gets the same answer: "My wife's side of the family." Finally, Red catches on:

'''Dalton''': ''Wolves!'' }}

* On one episode, Red says that he wants to take up astronomy. Harold [[No Fourth Wall|turns to the audience]] and says, "Well, he's always been good at staring off into space."

* In one "Possum Lodge Word Game", Red repeatedly tries to get Dougie to guess "Canada". After giving up in frustration, he holds up the card and says the word. Dougie says, "Oh, that's still a country?"

* Some of Red's campfire songs. One example:

And a horse with a broken leg is called glue }}

* And another:

You're either upside down or drunk or both. }}

* And a third:

'''Harold''': If you read the instructions, you'd know that. }}

* In one episode, Red and Dalton both wrench their backs and go to a masseuse, who makes them both feel much better. Mike Hamar also goes there just because. At the end of the episode, Red and Dalton both discover that the masseuse is {{spoiler|really an undercover cop... a MALE undercover cop in drag}}, they are both squicked, but Mike seems fine. Instead of doing his usual sign-off, Red tells his wife that he'll go home to bathe in boiling bleach, and adds, "And to the rest of you... sorry you watched!"

* In the movie, when everyone rises at the courthouse, Edgar folds his arms over himself and starts to say "Quando omni flunkus moritati" before the others cut him off.

* Another Red-Dalton exchange from the Word Game:

'''Dalton''': KFC! }}

** From the same Word Game (the answer is "HAND"):

'''Dalton''': Five angry drivers! }}

* When Red and Harold return from the local science fair, completely blackened and singed down one side of their bodies.

'''Harold''': You mean the first time? }}

 

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