[[Pirate]] wannabe finds [[Love At First Sight]] and [[Spanner in Thethe Works|crosses the path]] of an evil [[Ghost Pirate]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]]; [[Adventure Game|The Game™]]
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{{quote| <small>Point and click [[The Secret of Monkey Island (Video Game)|HERE]] to laconically solve the unabridged Three Trials</small>}}