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...No, wait a minute, Papa! Flower, seed, man, woman, bee, baby, small...<br />
It isn't the stork, it isn't the stork, it isn't the stork at all! <br />
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'''"Man to Man Talk,"''' [[Once Upon a Mattress]] }}
{{quote|'''Simba:''' So you're going to answer that question I asked you yesterday Dad?
'''Mufasa:''' Of course, son. Look, Simba. It starts with a girl lion and a boy lion. Now the boy lion takes his--
'''Simba:''' No, Dad. Not ''that'' question!
'''Mufasa:''' Oh, okay well then, smoking can be very addicting...
'''Simba:''' No! Not that one either!
'''Mufasa:''' Well, damn it! There's so damn many of those 'little talks' parents have to have with their kids these days. I mean if they aren't smokin' they're drinkin'. If they aren't drinkin' it's drugs. If they aren't doin' drugs it's that cheap-ass whore on the corner passing out herpes like they were toilet paper!|[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/995818/2/Lion_King_Spoof This spoof] of ''[[The Lion King]]''}}
{{quote|Well, son...baby geese come out of eggs... and don't ask me where the eggs come from, because--!|'''Mr. Ping''', ''[[Kung Fu Panda 2]]''}}
{{quote|'''Carly:''' ''(jumps up from the couch)'' I am NOT having this discussion with you, Spencer!
'''Spencer:''' ''(jumps up and hugs her)'' THANK YOU ''SO'' MUCH!|''[[iCarly]]''}}
{{quote|"But there's some bits I don't get."
"Like what?"
"Like wot's fuckin' got to do wiv havin' babies?"|''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]''}}
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