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...who has made no secret of his distaste for dressing animals up in costumes, mentioning it in approximately one out of every three ''Headlines'' segments ever.
 
== [[NBC]]'s whole fiasco of screwing with their late-night schedule was one big attempt at trying to prove there's [[No Such Thing Asas Bad Publicity]]. ==
Sadly, NBC used [[Insane Troll Logic]] to help improve ratings by causing such a controversial move by kicking Conan off ''The Tonight Show'', canning Jay's own show, and putting Jay back on ''Tonight''.
 
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== The entire late-night fiasco is the fault of the head of NBC... ==
...[[Red Dwarf (TV)|and he wears a gingham dress and carries around a penguin puppet called Mr. Flibble.]] It's obvious.
 
== The network doesn't know ''what'' to do with the show now that Kevin Eubanks has left. ==
The interplay with Eubanks was the last funny thing about Leno's monologues, and it's been some time since Eubanks' last show. The [[Retool]] going on behind the scenes must be frantic. Zucker's gonna ''reeeeally'' wish he'd stuck with Conan...
* Zucker did whatever [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Mr. Flibble]] tells him to. (See above.) Well, until the Comcast merger — the cable company's first move was to '''[[Moment of Awesome|fire Zucker]]''', specifically for causing this whole mess.
* Situation resolved, sort of. They've replaced Eubanks with Rickey Minor. Clearly, NBC is hoping to use ''The Tonight Show'' to destroy ''[[American Idol]]''.