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[[File:s-VELOCIPASTOR-large300_8615.jpg|frame|Sometimes the prayers become the prey]]
 
''[[The Veloci PastorVelociPastor]]'' is a short, faux [[Exploitation Film|Grindhouse]] trailer made by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/BrendanSteereBrendan BrendanSteere]Steere. Released to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDNzzhCpqxA YouTube] in 2011, whereafterafter which it was featured on numerous blogs and screened on G4's ''[[Attack of the Show (TV)|Attack of the Show]]''.
 
It is currently beingwas adapted into a feature film, released in 2019.
''[[The Veloci Pastor]]'' is a short, faux [[Grindhouse]] trailer made by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/BrendanSteere BrendanSteere]. Released to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDNzzhCpqxA YouTube] in 2011, whereafter it was featured on numerous blogs and screened on G4's ''[[Attack of the Show (TV)|Attack of the Show]]''.
 
It is currently being adapted into a feature film.
 
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* [[Acceptable Targets]]: Doug uses his powers to kill members of the Mafia.
* [[Celebrity Endorsement]]: [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/22/velocipastor-trailer_n_839183.html The Huffington Post article] mentions that the news came to them [[Rosario Dawson]] approved.
* [[Doing It for Thethe Art]]: The film was scratched manually in a black room. Then it was [http://roberthood.net/blog/index.php/2011/03/06/velocipastor-is-this-a-movie-you-want-to-see/ baked in an oven].
* [[Dull Surprise]]: Carol.
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Dinosaurs]]
* [[LampshadedIf DoubleYou EntendreKnow What I Mean]]: "What are you gonna do?" "What I do best." Cue makeout.
* [[Large Ham]]: The mafia boss.
** "I don't care what this thing is, or where it came from, it's carved a path through most of my men! I want this thing FOUND and I want it DEAD, DEAD, ''DEAD''!"
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* [[Painful Transformation]]
* [[Sexy Priest]]
* [[Shout -Out]]: The priest's name is [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/ Doug Jones]
* [[Sinister Minister]]
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: A boom mic comes egregiously into shot at 1:45.
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