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* The trailer for ''[[Leatherheads]]'': "In the early days of Football, the rules were simple. There were no rules." Or something like that.
* Parodied in ''[[Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid]]''. Logan has challenged Butch to a fight for leadership of the Hole in the Wall gang.
{{quote| '''Butch:''' No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.<br />
'''Logan:''' Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!<br />
'''Butch:''' ([[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Gives Logan a kick]] [[Groin Attack]], disabling him)<br />
'''Butch:''' Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count 1,2,3 go.<br />
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* In ''[[Grease]]'' (1978), Leo says "The rules are... there ain't no rules!"
* ''Out Cold:''
{{quote| '''Luke:''' Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules.<br />
'''Anthony:''' What about rule number one?<br />
'''Luke:''' [Shines flashlight in Anthony's eyes] That's really more of a guideline than a rule. Do NOT interrupt. }}
* Variant from the first ''[[X-Men (film)|X-Men]]'' movie, at the cage match:
{{quote| '''Promoter''': Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.<br />
'''Fighter''': I thought you said anything goes.<br />
'''Promoter''': Anything goes, but he'll take it personal. }}
* In ''[[Mad Max]]: Beyond Thunderdome'':
{{quote| '''Dr. Dealgood''': I know you won't break the rules: There aren't any.}}
** And Max ''still'' manages to break the rules.
* [[Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy|No touching of the hair or face...and that's it!]]
* Captain Jack from the first ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' gives an entire speech to Will on how there are no rules when it comes to duels aside from any physical barriers.
{{quote| '''Jack''': The only rules that truly matter are these: what a man ''can'' do, and what a man ''can't'' do.}}
** And then there's the pirates' opinion of the Pirate Code: "The Code is more what ya might call 'guidelines' than actual rules."
* The live-action ''[[Popeye (film)|Popeye]]'' with Robin Williams has an organized fight, where the gamesmaster announces, "Now, you all know the rules: there are no rules."
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* In [[Paul Robinson]]'s ''[[Instrument of God]]'', "The Sign by The Right of ''The Road''" states "There is no law except the Law of the Jungle in the Frontier, anyone may do anything to anyone out there. Rule #1 doesn't apply there, there are no rules."
* Said word-for-word in the [[Matthew Hawkwood]] novel ''Rapscallion'', just before Hawkwood's duel with the Marmeluke:
{{quote| "What are the rules?"<br />
"There are no rules," Matisse said }}
 
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* Happens in an episode of ''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' where the [[Monster of the Week]] makes Tommy and Jason hate each other. They almost end up in a fight arranged by Bulk, who says "The only rule is - there are no rules!"
* Parodied in ''[[Malcolm in the Middle]]'' when Francis moved in with Richie for a while.
{{quote| '''Richie:''' Welcome to Chez Richie. Rule number 1: There are no rules. Rule number 2: No shoes on the sofa.}}
* ''[[Dark Angel]]'' episode "Fuhgeddaboudit"
{{quote| '''Dochnovich:''' All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...}}
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' series finale:
{{quote| '''Robin Wood:''' Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum-chewing. Apart from that, there's only one rule: if they move, kill them.}}
* The tournament in the ''[[Merlin (TV series)|Merlin]]'' episode "The Shadow of the Sorcerer":
{{quote| '''Merlin''' ''(watching a fighter knock a practice dummy's head off with an axe)'': Tell me he can't use that during the contest.<br />
'''Arthur''': He can use what he likes. It's an open tournament.<br />
'''Merlin''': What about the knight's code?<br />
'''Arthur''': It counts for nothing. The only rule is ... [[There Are No Rules]]. }}
* Heavily subverted in ''Community''. During a [[Duel to the Death]] in the Sun Chamber, the announcer gets a [[Large Ham|little bit over the top]].
{{quote| '''Announcer''': Weeeell, boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles, because it's about to get SCALDING HOT in the Sun Chamber! You already know the rules... '''BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY!!!''' <br />
[One of the other students storms down and snatches the microphone off him] <br />
'''Replacement Announcer''': Geez, Dennis, are you on coke? Take that crap off and sit down! [The original announcer dejectedly slinks away] Sorry about that. Of course there are rules. }}
 
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* Played with in ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]: Chain of Memories'', when Hades sets up a tournament to get Cloud and Hercules to fight each other so that Hercules will be weakened enough for him to take him to the underworld. When Sora steps in to fight him to save Hercules:
{{quote| '''Hades''': Rule #6! There are no rules! Ha ha!}}
* In the ''[[Dragon Age]]'' series, the rules of the Orlesian "game" (i.e. the cutthroat competition for power and prestige between Orlesian nobles) have been summed up as "Anything goes" in the [[Encyclopedia Exposita]].
 
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* From ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation," in which Homer goes to a Rock 'N' Roll fantasy camp:
{{quote| '''Mick Jagger''': Rule Number One: There are no rules! (''Crowd cheers'') Rule Number Two: No outside food.}}
* In "[[Fairly Oddparents]]"
{{quote| '''Cosmo:'''That's the first rule of Timmy Ball, Timmy wins.<br />
'''Wanda:'''I thought there were no rules in Timmy Ball.<br />
'''Cosmo:'''Well, that's the second rule. }}
* In ''[[Regular Show]]'', Mordecai exploits a literal lack of rules, including no rule against having rules.