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{{quote| <nowiki>*</nowiki> [[Yes but What Does Zataproximetacine DO|Troper General's warning]]: [[Results Not Typical]]. This Trope may cause [[Overly Long Gag|nausea, vomiting, ulcers, diarrhoea, repetition, internal haemorrhaging, fever, fluid in mouth, fluid in lungs, fluid in bones, fluid in fluids, fluid... in your pants]], [[Overly Long Gag|giant festering boils, pestilence, famine, war, death, conquest by religion, repetition, repetitiveness, exploding eyeball, painful death, abnormally fast bone growth, singing venereal worms, slow death]], [[Evil Eye]], [[Ax Crazy|mild killing sprees,]] improbably vast breasts, [[Overly Long Gag|malignant stomach, spontaneous dismemberment, licky end, false sheep pregnancy, megalomaniacal spleen, psychotic uvula, repetition,]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosive exploding explosions]], [[Overly Long Gag|hallucinations of bats if you're lucky, achy-breaky heart, knock-knees, pigeon toes, bow legs, implosion to black hole and the destruction of the entire fabric of reality, horrible death, repetition, and repetition]]. Not for indoor or outdoor use. Do not operate or come within fifteen miles of heavy machinery. Keep out of reach of children under the age of 35. [[Happy Fun Ball|Do not taunt the This Trope]]. [[Offer Void in Nebraska]]. May contain traces of nuts. Not Kosher for Passover. [[Stuck On Band -Aid Brand|Reg. Penna. Dept. Agr.]] [[Yes but What Does Zataproximetacine DO|Walrus.]]}}