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[[File:Poor__Poor_Vexen_by_Oriana132_8328.jpg|frame|<small>[[Room 101|Let's just say it's]] [[
Once upon a time, in [[Kingdom Hearts|The World That Never Was]], at [[Brick Joke|an indeterminate time of day]], Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus encountered a monster that was destroying the Organization by taking their... [[Unusual Euphemism|you know]]. Immune thanks to them being "ugly" (a [[Big Bad|teenage fanbrat]] is in control and clearly doesn't realize that <s>these three</s> Lexaeus is [[Author Appeal|MANLY]]), these three nobodies embark on a world-hopping journey to save their comrades, battling the gutless and [[Shout-Out|countless pop culture references,]] in an attempt to restore logic, sanity and good humor to the fanfiction universe, all while protecting their groins [[Groin Attack|from assault]] by the Semes. Who are kind of like [[The Heartless]], but instead of hearts, are disembodied, um... you know.
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=== ''[[Those Lacking Spines]]'' contains examples of: ===
* [[A Date
* [[Added Alliterative Appeal]] - The [[V for Vendetta]] reference, anyone?
* [[Animate Inanimate Object]] - Xaldin's sideburns.
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* [[Cliff Hanger]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]] - Demy-kins, who fittingly rules over the [[Crack Fic]] half of Vacillating Heights.
* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]] - Vexen is tortured by {{spoiler|1=listening to the [[
** It may also qualify as a [[Mind Rape]] for Vexen.
* [[Curse Cut Short]] - “Oh shi-”
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*** To explain: Roxas and Xaldin were rescued by {{spoiler|the [[Elite Beat Agents]]}}.
* [[Dramatic Wind]] - Lampshaded in the text, describing it as improbably slow-falling and dramatic.
* [[Oddly-Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo]] - 'You now have a vague inkling of Jeffiroth’s second form. Jeffiroth Squared. Jeffiroth Redux. Jeffiroth Two: Electric Boogaloo.'
* [[Emo Teen]] - Zexy-poo.
* [[Fauxlosophic Narration]]
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* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]] - “Vodka. Top-shelf. Straight. On the rocks.”
* [[Interactive Narrator|Interactive]]/LemonyNarrator
* [[It Was a Dark
* [[Never Say "Die"]] - Xaldin actually states himself that "the Organization never says die!"
** Which makes it even more hilarious when Larxene appears and (literally) ''does'' say "die" just seconds later.
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] - Let's say it's the motif.
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* [[Original Character]]
* [[Otaku]] - As a type of Gutless.
** [[Fan Dumb|And they rip each other apart while arguing over]] [[Spell My Name
* [[Overly-Long Fighting Animation]] - As part of Jeffiroth's second form transformation.
* [[Overly Long Name]] - '''''x-x-''M'''''arley-'''''dono''''' '''C'''r'''I'''m'''S'''o'''N'''f'''L'''o'''W'''e'''R''-x-x'''''. (sic)
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* [[Solve the Soup Cans]]
{{quote| [[Lampshade Hanging|“Of course, this object is not going to be anywhere nearby. Oh no. It’s going to be locked up on the complete other end of the tower, behind six other locked doors, also sealed by ridiculously complicated keys and puzzles. Maybe even pieces of keys and puzzles, which we will have to run off and fetch in the most ludicrous of places before we can even think about getting out of here.”]]}}
* [[Spell My Name
* [[Sssssnaketalk]] - Sssssecks.
* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]] - The Riku from Destiny Sanctuary Peak High School Academy Grammar School totally isn't gay or anything.
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* [[The Joy of X]] - Final Bossing For Fun and Profit
** Also, "Toadying For the Final Boss For Fun and Profit"
* [[The Long List]] - <ref>After what seemed like hours upon hours of encountering [[Care Bears]], more whiny and hapless teenagers than Destiny Whatever High School could ever hope to house, [[Pokémon|obnoxious children wielding electric rats]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|card games]] and [[Beyblade|fighting tops]] and [[Digimon|digital electric rats]] and [[Danny Phantom|phantasmal powers]] and [[Captain Planet and
* [[The Man Behind the Man]] - {{spoiler|Rather, the fangirl behind the seme.}}
* [[The Very Definitely Final Dungeon]] <ref>"Let's go through the checklist," Xaldin suggested, one eyebrow raised high over the other as he examined their surroundings quizzically. "Dark skies?" "Check," Lexaeus nodded. "Foreboding, overly complicated architecture and/or some kind of ruins?" "Indeed," Vexen confirmed. "Epic-sounding technopop and/or metal music in the background?" "Yep." "Cryptic clues and references to the end of things, and/or excessively pretentious area names?" "We have stepped into the Haven of Wasted Epiphanies," Vexen announced, reading from a convenient nearby sign. "Up ahead is the Village of Twisted Thoughts and the Subdivision of Broken Endings. Triple check." "Yes. I thought so," Xaldin sighed. "This is a Final World if ever I saw one."</ref>
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* [[Viewer-Friendly Interface]]
* [[Wangst]] - Zexy-poo's trademark.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]] - Vexen is terrified of cake after being tortured with the ''[[
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