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[[File:Poor__Poor_Vexen_by_Oriana132_8328.jpg|frame|<small>[[Room 101|Let's just say it's]] [[Lazy Town|not been Vexen's day.]]</small> ]]
 
Once upon a time, in [[Kingdom Hearts|The World That Never Was]], at [[Brick Joke|an indeterminate time of day]], Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus encountered a monster that was destroying the Organization by taking their... [[Unusual Euphemism|you know]]. Immune thanks to them being "ugly" (a [[Big Bad|teenage fanbrat]] is in control and clearly doesn't realize that <s>these three</s> Lexaeus is [[Author Appeal|MANLY]]), these three nobodies embark on a world-hopping journey to save their comrades, battling the gutless and [[Shout -Out|countless pop culture references,]] in an attempt to restore logic, sanity and good humor to the fanfiction universe, all while protecting their groins [[Groin Attack|from assault]] by the Semes. Who are kind of like [[The Heartless]], but instead of hearts, are disembodied, um... you know.
 
Yes, really.
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* [[Seven Minute Lull]] - In Destiny Sanctuary Peak High School Academy Grammar School, Riku accidentally flubs and reveals his bet with Sora after a song finishes in a party. [[Melodrama]] ensues.
* [[Shaggy Dog Story]]
* [[Shout -Out]]: To [[Finding Nemo]], of all things: Sora's ridiculous last name in Chapter 2 is "Wanahakaruugi".
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] - Several times.
{{quote| [Sakura-Rose:]“You’ll never defeat me, you hideous beast, because I represent all that is pure and good and light in the world, and YOU are an evil creature with no heart and I have a heart and it holds nothing but love for ALL LIVING THINGS! And you’ll never be able to scare me, either! My will is as strong as stone!”<br />
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* [[The Joy of X]] - Final Bossing For Fun and Profit
** Also, "Toadying For the Final Boss For Fun and Profit"
* [[The Long List]] - <ref>After what seemed like hours upon hours of encountering [[Care Bears]], more whiny and hapless teenagers than Destiny Whatever High School could ever hope to house, [[Pokémon|obnoxious children wielding electric rats]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh|card games]] and [[Beyblade|fighting tops]] and [[Digimon|digital electric rats]] and [[Danny Phantom|phantasmal powers]] and [[Captain Planet and The Planeteers|magical planet powers]] and dinosaur fairies and [[Death Note (Manga)|magic sketchbooks]] and any number of silly things, [[Dean Koontz]] novels, [[The Musical|Broadway musicals]], [[Cooking Show|television gourmet chefs]], television lawyer shows, [[Reality TV|reality shows]], [[CSI: Miami]], fast food advertisement personalities, [[Teletubbies|terrifying crack monsters with televisions in their stomachs]], terrifying crack monsters with beady eyes and no mouths and hypnotic brainwashing dances, pop singers, boy bands, pop singers who solved mysteries, boy bands who solved mysteries, rappers, [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|rappers who solved mysteries about pop singers and boy bands]], and [[Lindsay Lohan]], Vexen collapsed from exhaustion in the middle of nowhere, praying to any merciful deity of the Nobodies or any kind of merciful deity at all for the sweet deliverance of sudden death.</ref>
* [[The Man Behind the Man]] - {{spoiler|Rather, the fangirl behind the seme.}}
* [[The Very Definitely Final Dungeon]] <ref>"Let's go through the checklist," Xaldin suggested, one eyebrow raised high over the other as he examined their surroundings quizzically. "Dark skies?" "Check," Lexaeus nodded. "Foreboding, overly complicated architecture and/or some kind of ruins?" "Indeed," Vexen confirmed. "Epic-sounding technopop and/or metal music in the background?" "Yep." "Cryptic clues and references to the end of things, and/or excessively pretentious area names?" "We have stepped into the Haven of Wasted Epiphanies," Vexen announced, reading from a convenient nearby sign. "Up ahead is the Village of Twisted Thoughts and the Subdivision of Broken Endings. Triple check." "Yes. I thought so," Xaldin sighed. "This is a Final World if ever I saw one."</ref>
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* [[Troll Fic]] - Originally intended to be one, but completely subverted after.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]] - "...you know" isn't very unusual, but its absolute pervasiveness throughout the fic makes it stand out.
* [[Viewer -Friendly Interface]]
* [[Wangst]] - Zexy-poo's trademark.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]] - Vexen is terrified of cake after being tortured with the ''[[Lazy Town]]'' cake song.
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