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* Belmont in ''[[A Day in
* The Interviewer guy of ''On the Set of 4th Edition'' normally is a [[Cosmic Plaything]], getting killed by the creatures he interviews that don't get killed alongside him. But when drunk, all survival instincts flee him at high velocity as, to demonstrate a skill challenge, he decides to hit on The Lady of Pain, who he knows is capable of nullifying gods and flaying people with a glance, and he outright tries to intimidate her into giving him her number. Of all the times he's been killed in these shows, this was the one time he deserved it.
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* Pretty much half the population of ''[[Klay World]]'' is at any given moment doing something that will most likely result in their death.
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* ''[[Shrooms]]'' has Red; he believes the right way to drive ghosts from a haunted house is to insult their originality.
* Crops up from time to time in ''[[
* ''[[Cracked.com]]'' blog once poked fun at ''[[Terminator]]'', specifically how all these people were clearly either terminally dumb or seriously determined to self-terminate ([[Incredibly Lame Pun|sorry]]). [http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-series-of-emails-from-cyberdynes-tech-guy/ That is] --
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* From the [[Dragonball Z Abridged]] Movie ''The World's Strongest'': Doctors Wheelo and Kochin have just discovered that [[Beware the Nice Ones|Gohan]] has an infinite supply of badassery and ki that only comes out when he is pissed.
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'''Kochin''': Yes, I did. And I have a ''great'' idea! Let's piss him off until he explodes! }}
* ''[[The Demented Cartoon Movie]]'': "I think you should steer. Do you want to crash?" "Uhhhhhhhh..."
* Toad often makes mistakes that cost him and his friends their lives examples are consintration of constipation [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_g20Ic6DA
* J from ''[[Marble Hornets]]'' has made such brilliant decisions as, after being attacked when he visited an abandoned house, immediately deciding to ''return''. Then announcing when he would do so to the internet at large. Totheark, who J thinks is the attacker, responds with a video that basically amounts to, "Yes, please come so we can eat you!" J still goes. At night.
** And taken to new heights in Entry #40, wherein J gets tired of waiting for Alex, so he decides the best idea is to ''go for a walk in the creepy haunted woods''. He had never been in the woods before, didn't know his way around, and, needless to say, didn't tell anyone where he was. On the plus side, he then did the most [[Genre Savvy|sensible]] thing anyone in the whole series has done so far: When [[Slender Man]] shows up to say hi, J just drops the camera and runs.
* In a world where you can buy [[X
* February, the [[The Smart Guy|schience officer]] from ''[[Starship]]'' who goes down to an uncharted alien planet and scans the air for breathability... ''after'' taking off her helmet. It gets worse from there.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131031032712/http://www.theonion.com/video/experts-agree-giant-razorclawed-bioengineered-crab,14318/ The Experts agree, the giant, razor clawed bioengineered crabs pose no threat].
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