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* ''[[Shrooms]]'' has Red; he believes the right way to drive ghosts from a haunted house is to insult their originality.
* Crops up from time to time in ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]''. One of the most notable examples was ''the very first death in v4''. Danya tooks pains to tell the students that the [[Explosive Leash|collars]] were more sensitive this time, and not as prone to tampering. This does not stop Remi Pierce from attempting to slice off his collar with a knife the second he woke up on the island, with [[Your Head Asplode|expected results]].
* ''[[Cracked.com]]'' blog once poked fun at ''[[Terminator]]'', specifically how all these people were clearly either terminally dumb or seriously determined to self-terminate ([[Incredibly Lame Pun|sorry]]). [http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-series-of-emails-from-cyberdynes-tech-guy/ That is] --
{{quote| '''Cyberdine's tech support engineer''': ...Again, my strength really lie in fixing computers, not in designing or managing needlessly nightmarish robots, but it just seems like a basic rule of computer-making that you should be able to turn it off at some point. I mean, my toaster has a plug in case something goes wrong, you know? And i haven't armed my toaster or given it access to my house's security system.}}
* From the [[Dragonball Z Abridged]] Movie ''The World's Strongest'': Doctors Wheelo and Kochin have just discovered that [[Beware the Nice Ones|Gohan]] has an infinite supply of badassery and ki that only comes out when he is pissed.
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'''Kochin''': Yes, I did. And I have a ''great'' idea! Let's piss him off until he explodes! }}
* ''[[The Demented Cartoon Movie]]'': "I think you should steer. Do you want to crash?" "Uhhhhhhhh..."
* Toad often makes mistakes that cost him and his friends their lives examples are consintration of constipation [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_g20Ic6DA\ ] when he doesn't drink enough water for the pills and inflates and at the end of the christmas episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQytgGTBw6k\ ] when he slathers gasoline on the christmas tree which causes the tree to ignite and explode.
* J from ''[[Marble Hornets]]'' has made such brilliant decisions as, after being attacked when he visited an abandoned house, immediately deciding to ''return''. Then announcing when he would do so to the internet at large. Totheark, who J thinks is the attacker, responds with a video that basically amounts to, "Yes, please come so we can eat you!" J still goes. At night.
** And taken to new heights in Entry #40, wherein J gets tired of waiting for Alex, so he decides the best idea is to ''go for a walk in the creepy haunted woods''. He had never been in the woods before, didn't know his way around, and, needless to say, didn't tell anyone where he was. On the plus side, he then did the most [[Genre Savvy|sensible]] thing anyone in the whole series has done so far: When [[Slender Man]] shows up to say hi, J just drops the camera and runs.