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A [[Very Special Episode]], particularly popular in [[The Eighties]], with a moral about a very important issue: all adults that you don't know are ravenous, sex-thirsty child molesters waiting to snatch you into their white van with promises of candy and toys.
 
Of course, being childrens' TV shows, they have to discuss it in a way that's easy to understand, but without being scary -- whichscary—which usually just ends up [[Clueless Aesop|being awkward]]. ''Really'' awkward. They can't mention any of the "worst" crimes (e.g., molestation) by name, so they generally stick to just kidnapping or "being touched in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable" (and, all together now, [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|that's nooooo good]]). Expect the most graphic euphemisms you can get onto suitable-for-all-ages television, such as the mystifying "bathing suit area."
 
For these reasons, the bulk of the show tends to be either about "safety tips" like never talking to strangers (which usually refers to strange ''adults'', mind you) and rejecting all forms of generosity, or about an evil kidnapper [[Space Whale Aesop|and the more fantastical things he does to his victim]].
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== Live-Action TV ==
* Supposedly, there was an episode of ''[[Barney and Friends]]'' that discussed the topic -- atopic—a necessary back-pedalling from one listed under [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop]], which said that every stranger was a potential friend. Yes, it really existed. There was a song called "Never Talk To Strangers" and an adaptation of a fairy tale to reinforce the message (possibly ''Little Red Riding Hood'' of course; she manages to run away and tell a grown-up).
* There were a couple of ''[[Diff'rent Strokes|Diffrent Strokes]]'' episodes that were like this.
** One where Arnold's friend Dudley was molested by Gordon Jump.
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